Here's my look at this wild week: An index of people, places, things and why you should care about them.
Unemployment surged over the past two weeks, but the Department of Labor was careful to point out that much of that increase was due to "forced layoffs of Republican mistresses."
As a frequent collaborator with Sacks, I decided to turn the tables and interview him about his own craft, his theory about OCD and comedy, and, inevitably, Milton Berle's penis.
3. We kinda sorta trained the coup leaders at the School of the Americas so it's like kinda awkward.
How else are they supposed to exploit people and make billions? Geesh. I suppose you think health care "reform" will change everything, too, right?
After a week of forcing myself to fly fourteen hours a day and sleep on the plane alone at night, my mental sanity was in serious jeopardy. On the plus side, I had the entire SkyMall catalog memorized.
"Let me state my reasons in plain English without any sports analogies: I'm resigning because I feel I can be a more effective leader operating from the sidelines. I'm no bench warmer," she added.
"The data shows definitively that the expected outcome of this study did indeed occur," said a statistician with Nielsen group. "We're as completely nonplussed about it as you are."