New TSA Rules: Because It's Post 12/25
7. During the flight everyone has to raise their arms and keep them up.
8. All take-offs and landings shall be a surprise.
In the wake of the Christmas Day airline terror attempt the Homeland Security chief said that her department would continue to crack down on the primary threat to air safety: shampoo.
7. During the flight everyone has to raise their arms and keep them up.
8. All take-offs and landings shall be a surprise.
End of the year, end of the decade. Let's not look back, let's look forward. What does the future hold for foodies?
At Los Angeles International Airport a suspicious toddler was recently subdued by alert Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents while creating a disturbance.
Frederick II called himself "lord of the world," and everyone around him was too scared to say just calling yourself that is kind of meaningless.
L'Osservatore Romano has confirmed that His Holiness did indeed receive a new PowerChair this Christmas.
Birthdays suck. Nobody wants to get old. And most of the time? You get awful gifts you're going to forget about tomorrow.
It has been a banner year for marital tankings. We're talking supreme tankage here. So, let's do a round up of the extreme highs and the lowest of the lows of marital woes 2009.
'Twas the night before Christmas, And all through the land/No legislation was stirring, Except a bad health care plan
I've also made great strides on the financial front. I discovered how to get the laundry machines in the basement to work without quarters! That ought to save me several dollars a week.
I have uncovered a big, fat conspiracy that is no mere theory. We're either being lied to, or we're joining in the propagation of the lie ourselves, with merriment.
It's not going to be easy, it's not something I'm proud of, and it may ruin my dream of one day becoming Commissioner of the PGA Tour, but I have to get this off my chest.
Though the gathering was an innocent snowball fight, Fox News knew a war protest was amidst. What better way to protest war than by throwing snowballs at people who agree with you.