Everyone who wants to be anti-gay and lesbian, you go ahead and do that, but we're taking away everything from your life that is gay or gay-friendly or gay-like or gay-inspired or bisexual.
I got to spend three full days at Economicon 2010 and all I can say is, "Wow!" This thing has really grown since the first year that I went. Adam Smith costumes and Geithner masks abounded.
As luck would have it, some friends of mine at Wikileak came upon an unpublished version of Ms. Palin's soon-to-be-best-seller: Sarah's Secret Dictionary of Important New Words.
"A federal judge has decided that these people can sneak over our border and live with us," Gov. Brewer said. "Well, they can't play Farmville with us."
I reject the false choice between bacon and eggs. I dream of a world where every American, no matter what their religion or ethnicity, can have both bacon and eggs.
In the age of crazy FourSquare-stalkable technology, it's nearly impossible not to do a background check on someone you are going to go out with.
I thought I'd do a public service and let you in on some vacation secrets. The following is a list of places I deem least likely for you to run into Sarah Palin this year.
Residents in Montreal were doing double-takes as their French-Canadian streets filled with those who sprang from a single zygote that split and formed two embryos.
We are coming to you live from Crazy Girls strip club in Hollywood. Our listeners can enjoy the experience of a gentleman's club without ever having to leave the comfort of their Prius.
The dealership recently began giving free massages to customers who might stall, overheat or possibly even backfire as they contemplate the repairs being done on their vehicles.
No one is more surprised than me that an invitation to Chelsea Clinton's wedding has yet to appear in my mailbox. Actually, no one is surprised but me. Nevertheless, I'm still surprised.
Facebook continues to be a shining beacon in my life, pointing me in various directions based on what I assume is a series of randomly activated electronic relays attached to the bottom of Mark Zuckerberg's toilet bowl.
Jersey Shore doesn't represent the state of New Jersey because, in reality, New Jersey is far less classy than the television show.
Five sure-fire plans, brought to you by the same guys who created the problem, to ensure we can all enjoy another Century of Plastic in comfort, cleanliness, and guilt-free style.
Is text messaging ruining English? Debatable, as we shall see. But is text messaging (along with other forms of digital communication) changing English? U bttr beleve it.
In trying to get a handle on Blago's strange and sordid saga, I took inspiration from the songs of his idol, Elvis Presley.
I found these emails on a secret thumb drive that was given to me around the same time that Laura Ingraham apparently got secret copies of the Obama Diaries. The emails below are as verifiable as Ms. Ingraham's book.
You have to remember: it's really, really super hard to be a big public corporation! Like it or not, image is everything. We Photoshop in the name of those we care about!
Dylan Brody, 2010.07.29
