The Decade in Review: A Tweet, Part 2
The decade began with Y2K and ended with WTF.
New Year's Day is rife with pressure. You then wake up hungover, tired, feeling worse than you have felt in a long time... at least since last New Year's. Which brings me to Decembuary 0.
The decade began with Y2K and ended with WTF.
Consumers are made up largely of people who either work for a living or used to work for a living. Many of them even contribute to the welfare of society. Hence they are not rich. Hence they are losers.
Tired of ravaging Tokyo or climbing the Empire State Building in cold weather? Now there's Snuggie for Monsters, the blanket with sleeves that lets you terrorize humans while staying snuggly warm!
7. During the flight everyone has to raise their arms and keep them up.
8. All take-offs and landings shall be a surprise.
End of the year, end of the decade. Let's not look back, let's look forward. What does the future hold for foodies?
At Los Angeles International Airport a suspicious toddler was recently subdued by alert Transportation Security Administration (TSA) agents while creating a disturbance.
Frederick II called himself "lord of the world," and everyone around him was too scared to say just calling yourself that is kind of meaningless.
L'Osservatore Romano has confirmed that His Holiness did indeed receive a new PowerChair this Christmas.
Janet Napolitano, the Rubenesque Secretary of Homeland Security, confirmed that "the truth" and its accomplice, "taking responsibility" have been successfully detained.
These are the presents that folks may not have received wrapped up in shiny paper with bows on them this year but certainly deserved.