Lieberman Exploring New Ways to Be a Dick
As the health care reform bill makes its way through the U.S. Senate, Sen. Joseph Lieberman said today that he was "actively exploring" new ways to be as big a dick as humanly possible.
The place is called The Cannabis Café, which I find pretty disappointing. If there's anything we know about people who claim to use marijuana for medicinal use, it's that they have a sense of humor.
As the health care reform bill makes its way through the U.S. Senate, Sen. Joseph Lieberman said today that he was "actively exploring" new ways to be as big a dick as humanly possible.
Though this has been a tough year, try to remember this: when times are tough, somewhere in the world, some unsuspecting turkey is about to have a fistful of gravy shoved deep into his ass.
With her smokin' hot body and great family values, no one would make a better presidential candidate for the Republican party than Carrie Prejean.
The Mayans had an advanced civilization but were conquered by Spain more than 300 years ago. If they were so smart, maybe they should have put that on their calendar.
The Decline and Fall of my Previously Erect Penis
There's a loud group of people out there who think screaming equals majority, obstruction equals fighting for something, and blind hatred equals patriotism.
A companion fragrance, Tundra for Men, will be released next week. Also in the works: a $150,000 Palin wardrobe set called Going Vogue, and I Can See Russia designer eyeglasses.
When it comes to the qualities we want in a soul mate, how many of them are enough? Is my list of 287 desired traits sufficient?
I got my first professional writing job on none other than MTV's Remote Control. It was a blast to work on that show and to get to hang out with Ober every day.
Today marks the 50th anniversary of one of the most beloved and still-appreciated cartoon shows, ever.
I can't say that Hillary's coffee offer came off as completely disingenuous, but it did smack a bit of diplomacy.
After rogue interviews with Oprah Winfrey and Barbara Walters, Sarah took to the airwaves with a man who not only liked her book, but called it one of the most substantive policy books he's ever read!