12 Titles For Carrie Prejean's Sex Tapes (Doug's Dozen #19)
Holy autoeroticism! She made 7 of them? She must do it religiously!
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Lesley Stern: How to Live On $0 a Day: Saving a Cherished American Holiday
Ask your neighbors over for a potluck Thanksgiving feast, just like the Pilgrims invited the Native Americans. Once you've enjoyed their delicious offerings, kill them and steal their possessions and property.
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Lou Dobbs Urged To Run For President By Imaginary Friend
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2012 and All That
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Facing Criticism, Goldman Sachs Cancels Plan to Dance Around Bonfire of Thousand Dollar Bills
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African Leaders Advise Bono On Reform Of U2
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Before Oprah Winfrey's last daily show airs in September 2011, she will premiere The Oprah Winfrey Network. Via spies at Harpo Productions, here is a preview of the bold and innovative programming that network with feature.
Naming America's First Marijuana Cafe
The place is called The Cannabis Café, which I find pretty disappointing. If there's anything we know about people who claim to use marijuana for medicinal use, it's that they have a sense of humor.
Why I Love Thanksgiving
Though this has been a tough year, try to remember this: when times are tough, somewhere in the world, some unsuspecting turkey is about to have a fistful of gravy shoved deep into his ass.
2024: Carrie Prejean for President
With her smokin' hot body and great family values, no one would make a better presidential candidate for the Republican party than Carrie Prejean.
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