101 Reasons why Men Cheat (Tiger Woods Edition)

Mark Morford, 12.16.2009

Columnist, SFGate and San Francico Chronicle, yoga teacher, admirer of trees

Man is a rock star/golfer/politician/televangelist and women -- or gay prostitutes -- are knocking on his hotel-room door day and night, and the penis is like, are you going to answer that?...

The Smoke's On Me

Jerry Zezima, 12.16.2009

Humor columnist for The Stamford Advocate in Connecticut

I like a good cigar once in a while. And I have had none better than the one I smoked recently. That's because I rolled it myself.

Lieberman to Filibuster with GOP if Democrats Propose Subway or Panda Express for Senate Lunch

Ben Berkon, 12.17.2009

Comedy Writer/Blogger, SomethingYouShouldRead.com

Lieberman claimed that the Democrats knew he wanted Dominos, and that he even relented last week when they forced him to order from Wendys.

Senate Unveils CompromiseCare

Andy Borowitz, 12.16.2009

BorowitzReport.com

Under CompromiseCare™, people with no coverage will be allowed to keep their current plan, and Medicare will be extended to 55-year-olds as soon as they turn 65.

WATCH: What Tiger Can Teach Us About Health Care

Lee Camp, 12.17.2009

satirista, LeeCamp.net

Introducing: The Lightning Bug

Dave Heller, 12.17.2009

Everyone who knew Gerald Stoltzfoos, a limited (pathetically so, really) network of neighbors, classmates, and co-workers, all agreed that he was a man destined for great things.

Corrected: TIME's Person of the Year

Tom Gregory, 12.17.2009

Actor, radio personality, and Tony nominated producer

A New Tale for Hanukkah: The Legend Continues

Robert J. Elisberg, 12.17.2009

Columnist and screenwriter

Several years back, a mixed group of writer friends was discussing religion, when someone whimsically bemoaned that Christmas got all the good colors, while Hanukkah was pretty much stuck with blue and white.

The Hottest Date I've Ever Had

Mark C. Miller, 12.15.2009

Humorist

The weekend had arrived, romance was in the air, and after a hard several days at work, I was so in the mood for love. I was looking good, feeling good and had a wallet filled with cash.

How to Live on $0 a Day: Top Gift Ideas for 2009

Lesley Stern, 12.15.2009

Writer, counselor to the nouveau poor

If you happen to have some spare sanitary napkins around, or know where you can borrow some, you've got the makings for some cushy slippers with non-slip grip strips and a built in deodorant feature for fresh feet.

The Year of the Man-Child

Catie Lazarus, 12.15.2009

www.doctorlazarus.com

What Did You Learn in 2009? Test your knowledge by answering these objectively scientific questions about the celebrities, politicians and fifteen minute famers who made headlines.

Obama Quits, Cedes Presidency to Lieberman

Matthew Filipowicz, 12.15.2009

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist

You might think that Joe Lieberman is happy. And he is.