8 Ways to Perform Plastic Surgery With Your iPhone

eSarcasm, 11.06.2009

eSarcasm.com -- Geek humor gone wild.

Getting a total body makeover is a big step. Why not try it out first on your iPhone?

On Armisen's Obama Impression

Lynda Obst, 11.05.2009

Producer

I can't believe no one has written about how terrible Fred Armisen's impression is of Barack Obama on SNL. It makes me cringe in horror.

Today's National Poortrait: The Media

Lee Camp, 11.06.2009

Comedian, LeeCamp.net

Fifty-Sixth Millionth Couple

Annabelle Gurwitch, 11.05.2009

Seeing her husband in the Oval Office cracks Michelle up ... " What are you doing here, get up from there!" she'll say. I'm so there, lady.

Carrie Prejean Discusses Her Sex Tape

Matthew Filipowicz, 11.05.2009

Comedian, Cartoonist, Satirist

It's being reported that former Miss California Carrie Prejean has settled her lawsuit without pocketing any of the over $1 million dollars she had requested. The reason? Sex tape.

Yankees Buy Another World Series Title

Av Sinensky, 11.05.2009

Attorney

Sources inside the Yankees revealed late last night that they will be holding a press conference to announce that they have acquired the rights to the Florida Marlins' 2003 World Series Championship.

Holy Sex! How Seeking God Can Get You Laid

eSarcasm, 11.04.2009

eSarcasm.com -- Geek humor gone wild.

Welcome back, dear disciples, for another week of science-inspired Q&A!

Sarah Palin's Brand New Tell-All Book to Document Her Soon-to-Be Released Tell-All Book

Ben Berkon, 11.05.2009

Comedy Writer/Blogger, SomethingYouShouldRead.com

According to sources close to Palin, the first chapter will cover how Palin sat in a beauty salon all day while her first book was written by a much smarter person who was in dire need of money.

Keeping Score in Chicago Episode 27: Grow a Mustache, Save a Grandpa!

Mark Konkol and Todd Fooks, 11.04.2009

A couple Chicago characters aim to rustle up cash for prostate and testicular cancer research with "Mustache Rides," a music video that's going viral on YouTube.

How Jon Stewart Killed Barackstar

Maegan Carberry, 11.04.2009

Online at maegancarberry.com, co-host of Wilshire & Washington

The Obama administration, despite its hipster Flickr feed and weekly YouTube address, has presented a television-driven strategy, ceding a great deal of its street cred with the president's digital Millennial generation base.

Is This as Good as It Gets From Obama?

Bill Maher, 11.02.2009

Host of HBO's "Real Time with Bill Maher"

If Obama had really charged in there riding the forceful energy of the historic election, there really could have been an historic "first hundred days." Instead of what happened, which is the Obamas got a dog.

God Tells Me Things

Sophie Pollitt-Cohen, 11.02.2009

Author

I guess if I had to sum up all that God has taught me in three points, it would be 1. Keep it real, and 2. People are jerks, so always fake them out.