Humor is a great stress reliever and coping mechanism. I should know. I spent three years posting humorous musings as I learned to navigate Alzheimer's with my late mother. But how would I feel this morning if I woke up and heard Will Ferrell was starring in a movie making fun of Mom?
When I was seven, I remember being dispatched for a week to the house of an old lady, a friend of my mother's. In the house was a piano and I took to sitting on the wood bench and tapping at the black and white bars, beguiled by the sounds.
While it may feel like an eternity of torment wallowing in ruminating self-abuse, stress can be the most effective way to sleep for those unable to clear their head. Sleep is, after all, extremely important to a healthy lifestyle.
Moms know when you're lying or faking a cold to stay home from school. I always thought there was a Female Intuition Training School (FITS) where they studied, and that Mom graduated with honors. Plus she had her Masters in serving up the guilt.
Indiana Gov. Mike Pence signed an executive order Wednesday that bans what he called "gay colors" to be worn by boys in public elementary and secondary schools in the state. Pence referred to pink, chartreuse, teal and magenta, in particular, as "gateway colors" for young boys who might have an inclination toward homosexuality.
Everyone has their little kink and with Passover for some Jewish guys and gals it relates to the fantasy of the unfettered enjoyment of matzo and butter.
Masala is one of the greatest achievements on the flavor spectrum and you have disgraced it with your putrid tasting Magic Masala chips. The only magic you have accomplished is taking a fantastic flavor and defiling it.
With the click of a button we can now choose from dozens of little faces with any expression possible, animals, plants, food, activities, professions, flags, technology and even things that we still can't quite figure out what they are.
We're all suffering this loss. My laundry is suffering the most. But I know we're strong. I'll remember the good times Nap: You were there for me in 3-hour traffic and you were there for me when I was trying to finish reading Gone Girl. I loved you nap and I still love you. Thank you. Goodbye.
Despite four primary losses Tuesday and a near impossible path to the Democratic nomination, Senator Bernie Sanders continued his campaign's push through West Virginia early Wednesday, with a speaking stop in the breakfast lounge/ multi-purpose space of a Huntington, West Virginia Days Inn.
Each year seems to move faster than the last for adults, and the fault partially lies with retail. It's context. Within a two-week period, we jump from a summer state-of-mind to fall because Big Retail decides it's time to sell Halloween stuff right after 4th of July.
I wish to apologize to the development team at Four Funnels Entertainment for being such an impatient, easily distracted oaf. This past weekend I learned I am utterly incapable of watching history unfold, particularly if my phone is nearby.