Perhaps disappointed and bemused with the incessant bickering, backbiting and slandering, God finally agreed to set the record straight about the proposed Ground Zero Mosque in an interview with Katie Couric.
Sometimes it takes almost losing the person you love to realize that you can't live without her. Sometimes, though, admitting to cheating on a business trip is the end of the discussion.
As the "Summer of Recovery" draws to a close and labor day soon approaches, it's time to discuss what to do when after months of chronic unemployment, someone actually responds to one of the 2,000 applications you've submitted over the past months.
The best part of reclaiming is that you don't actually have to have had anything to do with the original claim. All you need is a rally permit and a vivid imagination.
Dear Tumblr, please hear this with all the love I intend: you seem utterly useless and entirely derivative of other far more superior utterly useless and entirely derivative things.
Guard #2: It's better if we do nothing. Maybe no one will notice that America's honor has been stolen. Guard #1 (rummaging around): Hey, wait a minute. Here it is. It's in this box over here.
Twitter was all atwitter about a recent Wall Street Journal opinion piece which argued that the increasingly difficult economics of the publishing business will soon lead to advertising in ebooks.
Hammering the President these days has become a cottage industry. You're even allowed to call him a terrorist by citing his refusal to answer the key question: "When did you stop being a Muslim?"
We are in the midst of the biggest recall in American history. Obviously, I'm talking about eggs. While it's true that the majority of chickens may pose no threat to America, the threat from a minority of them is so great, we must be wary of all chickens.
I wanted to see this Tea Party phenomenon up close. And I did. Here are some of my photos of the folks I encountered.
Ever since JetBlue flight attendant Steven Slater inflated that slide and some girl quit her job by writing on a whiteboard, I've been having my own corporate revenge fantasies.
These so-called "Gaynchor Babies" function as sleeper agents within the U.S., assimilating into the population, taking toys away from gay American babies, and living off free government services.
MRS. WALKER: I'm worried about Tommy. FRANK: What's wrong with him? MRS. WALKER: He's been so withdrawn lately. He just sits in his room playing with his computer all day.
According to Focus on the Family, "if there's one characteristic thing about the Gay Agenda in public schools, it's [that it's] sneaky." But I thought Asians were supposed to be sneaky -- fact-check your bigotry, FotF!
In New York news, Americans from all over the country have publicly opposed the institution of a new Halal cart near Ground Zero in Lower Manhattan.
On my recent road trip I got a new chopper, burned rubber with about 500,000 fellow bikers, and ate the legendary donut burger -- the most delicious thing on the planet, and I hear it's totally good for you too.
The debate over the mosque near Ground Zero adds to the ever increasing history of humanity's fear of buildings. How long has this fear endured? Well, I'm glad I pretended you asked that.
Paul Szep, 2010.09.02
Jilly Gagnon, 2010.09.01
