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spartanladkenny
is amazing at predicting the future on HP
03:36 AM on 11/05/2011
Dear Nabeel,
I loved your gesture and I think its a fabulous idea that you plaster our relationship details all over a billboard so that the entire world knows my life is in a bit of a wreck. What are you, Kim Kardashian? The phrase "poorly-endowed" is also not the correct term you should use on a billboard. It sends the wrong signal to your future prospects and a "dirty slime ball" like you should have known that. But considering your poor hold on the Queen's language, its understandable you don't get it. And what's with the homo-erotic look in the picture?

Your already ex-fiance (SURPRISE!!!),
XXX

ps: Un-pop your collar next time you want to look sincere. What are you, a guido from Jersey?
pps: Review the text for grammatical mistakes before putting up a billboard next time.
ppps: I don't want to have dumb children (see above). This relationship is OVER!!
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oneeasyrider
E=mc2: From light you exist
04:35 AM on 11/05/2011
You get 3 funny badges for this comment.
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indy girl
Sorry, this micro-bio did not meet HP guidelines.
08:07 AM on 11/05/2011
thanks for the morning laugh!!!! :-D
03:30 AM on 11/05/2011
probably turn out to be an advert ... " watch that space"
05:33 AM on 11/05/2011
That's what I thought. But why in English?
07:15 AM on 11/05/2011
90 % of the billboards in Pakistan are in English.
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DMSmith
03:29 AM on 11/05/2011
This guys' good!
If she's into a guy who grovels and needs humiliation - public, total humiliation - she's found him.
He not only knows his game, but goes the distance.
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JasonJM
Life isnt fair, get used to it.
03:27 AM on 11/05/2011
Does "poorly-endowed" mean the same thing in Pakistan?

Hummmm
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XxDisfngustedxX
Armagoddamnmotherfuckin'geddon
06:03 AM on 11/05/2011
Think it just means poor.
10:21 AM on 11/05/2011
You may be surprised to learn the true definition of "endowment".

That the word was hijacked as a euphemism by prudish Americans should not be as big a surprise.
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Ryan Schmidt
03:26 AM on 11/05/2011
lol.. Took out a billboard to say he's sorry for cheating.. loser..
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DessLoch
Power to the sexy!
03:12 AM on 11/05/2011
Two dozen long-stemmed would be my preference, and they'd be less embarassing.
03:12 AM on 11/05/2011
Poorly endowed? Something lost in translation?
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Gennaphyr
Reformed and recovered Christian fundamentalist
03:40 AM on 11/05/2011
perhaps she reminded him when she was angry how inadequate he was
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XxDisfngustedxX
Armagoddamnmotherfuckin'geddon
06:04 AM on 11/05/2011
Think it might just mean poor.
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Bob Kellerman
Let's have more sanity toward each other
03:07 AM on 11/05/2011
YES, BELIEVE HIM

Apologetic dogs tend to make you think they want to learn new tricks.

He probably did your sister and your Mom.
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MRB55
03:04 AM on 11/05/2011
Uhhh everything sounds legit until you read "poorly endowed slime ball" Come on .... Seriously??
02:58 AM on 11/05/2011
he can apologize for being "poorly-endowed", but as i dont think thats something he can change, i dont think the "i'm sorry" will fix anything.
02:37 AM on 11/05/2011
He has sneaky eyes. Don't trust him.
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Teacher Trish
The Enlightenment was a good idea.
02:22 AM on 11/05/2011
Uh, red flag wildly waving. Run bride run!
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bridgeman
Jesus was a Jazz fan
02:17 AM on 11/05/2011
"...soon to be husband"

Either he is being presumptuous or she was was sold to him
02:10 AM on 11/05/2011
Whatever happened to just standing outside her window with a boombox blasting Peter Gabriel?
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JohnMav
02:58 AM on 11/05/2011
ha!
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03:02 AM on 11/05/2011
The restraining order says I have to be at least 100 yards away. That's what happened.
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signgrrl
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11:58 AM on 11/05/2011
buy a better boombox.
02:10 AM on 11/05/2011
It'll be okay, Nabeel.