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bluto392
12:59 PM on 01/31/2012
These will undoubtedly be the subject of an upcoming episode of 'Ancient Aliens.'
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luzmorales
12:56 PM on 01/31/2012
These guys better stick to hanging gardens.
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Anne Mccormick
01:30 PM on 01/31/2012
those jokes are 3000 years old. do you think that what we find funny will be thought as such 500 years from now?
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evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
01:38 PM on 01/31/2012
500 years?
We don't have to go back that far.
Just look at Carrot Top and Judy Tenuta.
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theiFyoU
I used to be disgusted, but now I'm just amused.
01:53 PM on 01/31/2012
Hitting fruits and vegetables with a club has made it this far.
5000 years hence, it will still get laughs.
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kevinbr38
12:56 PM on 01/31/2012
Yeah, Well Yo Mama so old, she be blind from the Big Bang.
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Sundae Driver
"The path to youth takes a whole life." (Picasso)
01:26 PM on 01/31/2012
You know? You have real class. I only just now realize it.
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kevinbr38
01:35 PM on 01/31/2012
We aim to please :).
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AusterityForWhom
Klaatu Barada Nikto
12:55 PM on 01/31/2012
Other long-forgotten Babylonian knee-slappers:


Your momma is so ugly, her face could stop a water-clock.

Your momma is so fat, when she travelled down the Tigris, the river overflowed and created the Euphrates.

Your momma is so ugly, when Gilgamesh saw her he slept with the donkey instead.


Thank you! ... I'll be here for the next 3500 years.
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Forester
Overeducated woods worker.
12:50 PM on 01/31/2012
Yo momma is so fat that when she sits around the house, she sits around the house.
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white mende man
Ask me if I care about your prejudice
12:47 PM on 01/31/2012
Yo Mama is so fat she can see Russia from Alaska.
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Sundae Driver
"The path to youth takes a whole life." (Picasso)
01:34 PM on 01/31/2012
You mean: She's so dumb she can see Russia from Alaska.
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sabelmouse
i love to tumble , ask me why .
01:41 PM on 01/31/2012
fat improves your eyesight ?
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Okieborn
Equal Rights For All !
12:46 PM on 01/31/2012
This is why I like Huffington, they bring you laughs from 3500 years ago .
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Sundae Driver
"The path to youth takes a whole life." (Picasso)
01:35 PM on 01/31/2012
Culcha, baby...we gots culcha.
pamihami
I really miss Miles Davis
12:41 PM on 01/31/2012
I just wasted a precious 5 minutes on this, that i will never get back ;(
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Okieborn
Equal Rights For All !
12:48 PM on 01/31/2012
Hmm,
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freedom1947
San Juan River Fishin'
12:50 PM on 01/31/2012
Much better than the pub debates. Huh!
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Dopster
Retired....finally!
12:40 PM on 01/31/2012
Proof that history is much more than dates and events. This shows the human, everyday life of our ancestors.
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Okieborn
Equal Rights For All !
12:48 PM on 01/31/2012
This is great proof!
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evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
12:40 PM on 01/31/2012
Yo mama's so old that when she took out Adam's ribs, it wasn't food.
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Electrum 01
And the horse you rode in on.
12:33 PM on 01/31/2012
Humor has come a long way in the past few millennia.
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coreten
12:27 PM on 01/31/2012
The writer must have been a scholar, as most did not know how to write or read in those days. It shows how it morphed into writing on the toilet walls.
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Frog of War
I'm left handed, I'm right handed, I'm amphibious
12:14 PM on 01/31/2012
and now we see why the Babylonian empire did not last that long .... thousands of Mesopotamian comics out of work and we only hear about this one ...
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samairclean
How'd all these people get in my room
12:13 PM on 01/31/2012
Yo mama is so fat, when she goes to the movies, she sits next to everybody.
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king soloman
I'Am the cats Pajamas! ! ! !
12:11 PM on 01/31/2012
lulz!