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calypso54
Illegitimi non carborundum
08:45 AM on 06/19/2012
I love Vernors, I love the lakes, I love those just right height trees ! Guess he figures that platitudes equate to votes.
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barkingcat
Woof?
08:45 AM on 06/19/2012
No -- you won't win in any of your "homes" -- New Hampshire, Michigan, California, nor Massachusetts.
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skybar
history repeats the old conceits
09:01 AM on 06/19/2012
At least he'll win his spiritual home, Utah.
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me again
Slapping down stupidity at every turn
09:16 AM on 06/19/2012
Oy vey. BTW, his spiritual home is actually Mexico.
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The ORF in Largo
Louder than a fart a hurricane
09:35 AM on 06/19/2012
Along with the planet Kolob
09:10 AM on 06/19/2012
This fact is truly unbelievable when you think of it. The people who know him best won't vote for him. He has little support here in MA.
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barkingcat
Woof?
09:30 AM on 06/19/2012
...and very little, as well, in New Hampshire, home to his beachfront compound on Lake Winnipesaukee.
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HOMEY1
WE WON YOU LOST
08:45 AM on 06/19/2012
He believes that Jesus Christ is Satan's brother.
He believes that God lives near a planet called "Kolob."
He believes in baptizing dead people.
He believes that Jesus is married to a goddess wife.
He believes that The Garden of Eden was in Missouri.
He believes that it was impossible for Negroes to go to Heaven before 1978.
He believes that Jesus has children from his wife or wives.
He believes that he is going to become a god.
He believes he will own his own personal planet after he dies.
He believes the real Christian God is not eternal but rather that He was once a man on some other planet besides Earth!
He believes he needs to wear magical underwear created by Mormons and he is never to take it off unless he is bathing.
He believes it is a sin to drink anything containing caffeine. And that even includes True American™ drinks like Coca-Cola!
He believes children between the ages of 18-21 should wear name badges, ride bicycles and always smile.

STILL THINK YOU CAN WIN WITH A RESUME LIKE THAT
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Hillbilly49
If God is your Co-Pilot; let him land the plane.
08:52 AM on 06/19/2012
Mormons use to be able to drink Pepsi; even though it has the same amount of caffeine as Coke.  I always thought the council of the twelve must have had stock in Pepsi.
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Hillbilly49
If God is your Co-Pilot; let him land the plane.
08:52 AM on 06/19/2012
I love your list and it is spot on accurate.
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Swiftyfish
Wisdom is an inheritance a wastrel can't exhaust
08:37 AM on 06/19/2012
Mitt can predict wins, but can't tell us what platform he is basing this win on. WTG Mitt! The platform is the blind leading the blind!
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sharin
severely liberal and proud of it
08:35 AM on 06/19/2012
did they strap Romney's tour buss to the top of that plane?
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jimthepolack
09:01 AM on 06/19/2012
Not enough room....too many dogs.
08:34 AM on 06/19/2012
If Michigan forgets Detroit and bites the hand that fed it; then it should go down. Just the way Mitt says it should, right after he wins the election to become President.