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03:11 AM on 01/10/2013
Looks like my pet pig is OK. Far out!
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Greenchilistew
Just say "NO" to micro-bio!
03:09 AM on 01/10/2013
I think it's kind of interesting that he requires tenants to keep booze in their rooms.
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Holly61
04:31 AM on 01/10/2013
For closet drinking...
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LolaGetz
If you obey all the rules, you'll miss all the fun
06:13 AM on 01/10/2013
And no pork allowed either. Sounds like a religious issue to me.
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Greenchilistew
Just say "NO" to micro-bio!
01:33 PM on 01/10/2013
Maybe the booze is for communion?
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HONEST1981
Honesty is the best policy
02:53 AM on 01/10/2013
Wow......
02:37 AM on 01/10/2013
No price is "reasonable" enough to deal with that.
Mick from townsville
Not commenting until FB requirement is removed
05:06 AM on 01/10/2013
Interesting Icon.
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webwzrd
Reality is liberal indoctrination
02:37 AM on 01/10/2013
Looks like Sheldon Cooper's (The Big Bang Theory) roommate agreement.
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PTerrys
02:35 AM on 01/10/2013
I'm just saying... baking takes longer than 30 minutes.
WonderingNThinking
Think before we sink
05:20 AM on 01/10/2013
No baking, unless it's my birthday cake. It is mandatory for you to make me a birthday cake six times per year. You may only have a 1/4" slice of it and must clean up all crumbs I drop, since you made the cake, else I will call the pigs on you.
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Abmaj7
he who laughs last, thinks slowest
05:37 AM on 01/10/2013
Really?..........Perhaps you should buy a better grade of weed.
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PTerrys
06:16 AM on 01/10/2013
I don't smoke.
02:29 AM on 01/10/2013
Do you really think someone will actually rent a room here? I had to rent rooms in my college years, and I understand house rules. once I had a similar experience with a landlord but I left because it became way two ridiculous. I had a visitor come to visit all the way from across the country and I had to talk to the landlord, the landlord's son and daughter etc. etc. I felt like I was being interrogated. I had been a good tenant and actually had known the family for a few years and they trusted me and I thought they would trust that I wouldn't bring any "killer" into the premises. anyway...... I had seen worst people in there visiting them before...
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Monte Mcmillian
02:24 AM on 01/10/2013
I hope the landlord doesn't need the money. Some of these rules are unrealistic and petty. Either folks would simply grow tired of their small ways and move out, or break the rules and get thrown out. If you're this insane about your place, then don't bother renting it out.
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Johnangry
PROUD OBAMACARE CARD CARRIER
02:21 AM on 01/10/2013
Sounds like something I'd have written.... He may be autistic.
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17andLiberal
Now 18 and 5% more liberal!
01:58 AM on 01/10/2013
The rest of the rules, for those interested:
https://twitter.com/lauraevelyn1/status/288948993977880576/photo/1/large
https://twitter.com/lauraevelyn1/status/288948899668967424/photo/1/large

In summary, if you do anything other than exist in a semi-catatonic state, deposit will be lost and you will need to vacate immediately.
01:51 AM on 01/10/2013
No pork? Does that mean no big girls picked up at the bar at the end of a night of drinking?
01:50 AM on 01/10/2013
This must be in Iran or Iraq.. if not You are screwed dude.
01:42 AM on 01/10/2013
no pork, alcohol must be kept in room, no overnight guest sounds like a strict muslim was the renter
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KIVPossum
Moldova Marsupial
01:39 AM on 01/10/2013
That's not renting a room, it's renting a prison cell.
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maxdb
Politeness: the most acceptable hypocrisy
02:31 AM on 01/10/2013
Or a dorm at a very conservative school.
01:21 AM on 01/10/2013
I've had much worse conditions (Australia), such as : no TV after 7PM, no showers after 6.30AM and for no longer than 5 minutes (timed) and I haven't been anywhere here where you are allowed to drink alcohol (and BTW, it's illegal to drink anywhere in Australia outside - including on your front lawn !)
01:52 AM on 01/10/2013
Wow! I hope you were getting a really good deal!