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Malebmw
No one gets out alive.
09:26 AM on 02/13/2013
Women are like cats. Men are like dogs.
10:34 AM on 02/13/2013
Not true. As the great Wanda Sykes said, "Dogs are loyal!"
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Malebmw
No one gets out alive.
11:41 AM on 02/13/2013
Men are loyal.  To everyone they choose to be.
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Still Posting
FOX: Devolving their viewers since 2002.
01:10 PM on 02/13/2013
"the great Wanda Sykes"

There's your first mistake.
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jtwg50
09:23 AM on 02/13/2013
Juxtapose her findings and you see that 40% of women do NOT consider sex "romantic and compelling." That's why hookers and porn sites keep so busy.
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Marturia
Are we there yet?
10:49 AM on 02/13/2013
... because some men are too lazy to make sex "romantic and compelling."
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thejazz
I'll burn that bridge when I come to it.
12:39 PM on 02/13/2013
or they are sick of doing the romantic and compelling with zero result.
09:15 AM on 02/13/2013
Gentlemen make the effort to keep an active sex life with your wives, because if they're not getting it from you, they WILL get it somewhere else.... most likely from a younger stud... like me..... just saying.....
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Drama Llama
09:35 AM on 02/13/2013
I am old and tired.. If it keeps her busy and out of the mall spending all my money.. have at it =P
12:54 PM on 02/13/2013
Lol nice one!
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marissa emily
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
10:46 AM on 02/13/2013
Good One!
10:54 AM on 02/13/2013
Lol I try, but seriously, it happens to some couples unfortunately!
09:15 AM on 02/13/2013
(let's see if this makes it through...) This story reminds me of an old joke. A newly married husband was looking to inform his bride about how to let him know if she wanted whoopie. "At night, honey, if that is what you want, just touch my....part twice as a signal." The wife asks, "What if I don't want whoopie?" "Go ahead and touch it, about 50-60 times." (joke works better with more direct language)
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09:13 AM on 02/13/2013
Television adverts portray 'the husband' as a wimpy, Pamper caring, Dockers wearing multi-colored-stroller pushing man-boy who is as excited as the wife that the baby sleeps better using product (insert family product, make it a Dan Quayle family, not one of those other newfangled families). The woman does the talking, the happy husband does the nodding. He has no clue that she is on the phone all day telling her friends how great he is, until the kids move out. Then he is labeled as "remote lately", and she wants a divorce. He lost his testicles to her years ago, and she has cultivated a pair, and now she wants to go out with a bang, which Mister Dockers can not provide. He wants to 'cuddle', as he was trained. Then she splits (first she spends a year cheating on him) and he drinks himself to death, she arrives late to the cemetery with her new highlights and toned arms, greets the ex husband's crying parents, then we see her about 100 yards away, getting in to Mister Right's Lincoln Town Car. He's a little older, has a hairy chest, and she is just so happy to have made an appearance at the funeral and now they can go Phu their brains out.

I stayed single cause I saw it coming and I lost a lot of good friends to Dockers. I have black Levis I wear to their funerals.
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NCScientist
There is no such thing as a moderate Republican
10:30 AM on 02/13/2013
Love it! :)
11:02 AM on 02/13/2013
I have seen THAT story play out much differently. While hypergamy is real, no doubt, most women who divorce Dockers Hubby do not trade up. They are sold a fantasy about divorce; they thinkthey will get "Mr. Big 50 Shades of Grey" from TV, movies and their spinster or divorced GFs. The majority end up living in their own place and realizing how expensive it is to be a single, divorced mom whose good looks are a thing of the past and are lonely as hell. They have cats and take photos of themselves and post all over FB including sayings about being happy or how they are worth waiting for a "Mr. Right." They think they are the sh*t because they have a job. It is funny, because I also see Dockers Hubby hitting the gym, getting new shoes and banging girls of age 28 - 50 all day long. I have 6 - 8 male friends who lost their wives to fantasies and are happier for it today. They ditched the Dockers and purchased Cole Haans and enjoy life. Funny thing is that each of them did not want a divorce. Their wives pushed for them because they thought the guys were boring "schlubs" ...who worked hard daily to provide for their wives and kids. Most of my buddies would never take back their spinster ex-wives although they still love them all.
08:49 AM on 02/13/2013
As a man, at the risk of sounding petty, it does go both ways. I'm sure that goes without saying, but I'll say it anyway just in case.

I finally said something to my wife recently about looking frumpy. She'd get all dolled up for work every day and look very sexy and beautiful. Then she'd come home and immediately put on a pair of oversized sweatpants and a sweatshirt after scrubbing off her makeup; Then she'd wonder why she wasn't gettin' any. If you care more about how you look when you're at work then when you're with me, then I'll assume you want to have sex with your coworkers and not me.
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momschlep
10:28 AM on 02/13/2013
That's a shame. I understand after working all day that she wants to be comfortable, but there are many comfy, cozy things you can change into after work that are attractive and not frumpy sweats. (Trust me, they exist, I own quite a few.) Even if she removed her makeup, those clothes and a bit of perfume would probably make you purr.
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ycplum
Against Stupidity, the Gods themselves try in Vain
11:22 AM on 02/13/2013
Might I suggest that you bring up the issue with her. Do not say she is doing anything wrong. Say the sweats are good for snuggling, but if she wants more "you" need more help. Then present her with a very comfy bathrobe (silk or high quality terry) and suggest (never "tell") her to wear that and nothing else.
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ponyloco
citizen @ large
08:45 AM on 02/13/2013
i must have been married to the other 50%...
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Mystic01
Proudly pro-union
09:34 AM on 02/13/2013
Same here.
10:28 AM on 02/13/2013
Problem is if you listen to the stories and do the math the percentages are waaaaay off
08:31 AM on 02/13/2013
What they really want is to eat Häagen-Dazs in their pajamas and read romance novels...
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smp276dp
free us from the craziness
08:21 AM on 02/13/2013
You know that whole I want to look good for him? I don't buy it sorry. There is always that hint of vanity. The want to look good for lots of men not only the husband. Women more so then men. Not saying all women. In many ladies I have known personally. They admit it to me. They don't want to lose that youthful look EVER. Then you write the woman is looking for more sex at home. Again very suspect. Because it's a known fact more women are having extra material affairs. Who did you speak to Susan?
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marissa emily
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
08:17 AM on 02/13/2013
After 27 years of marriage I can honestly say that our sex life has only gotten better, no complaints there from either one of us...so what I really want is to grow old with him and enjoy every moment we are together....... even when we grow too old for sex.
08:25 AM on 02/13/2013
Let your wish come true.
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marissa emily
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
08:31 AM on 02/13/2013
Thank you : )
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smp276dp
free us from the craziness
08:27 AM on 02/13/2013
Tha question is what precent of couples are saying after 27 or in my case 37 years.
Could say sex is better? You have to consider a lot of factors here. Health or do they
take care of themselves? Is he or she on 10 different meds? But good for you Marissa.
Too many people will never reach your lofty goal of being married for 27 years. I am spinning
in my seat and clapping my hands. My own crazy way of giving you a round of applaus. hahaha
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marissa emily
Beauty is in the eye of the beer holder.
09:34 AM on 02/13/2013
:  )  thanks
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Gene Allen
08:16 AM on 02/13/2013
That's funny I would have said ... Money.
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charleyvldm9
He thinks outside the box.
09:21 AM on 02/13/2013
It is ...Money, then Shopping, sex is #4
08:15 AM on 02/13/2013
Unfortunately, many husbands dont have wives like in this article: Very little to none, sex, kissing, holding hands, or spending time with your wife, because their wives have no interest.
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smp276dp
free us from the craziness
08:37 AM on 02/13/2013
That is much more common in my experience.
I asked the writer who did she speak to? Because I find wholes in her story.
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beta503
11:25 AM on 02/13/2013
Spot on! F&F
08:14 AM on 02/13/2013
I think the truth seems to be that women are cyclical and at times do want sex quite a bit...men typically like sex more regularly...marriage is about riding these waves and for women to sacrifice when the libido is low to keep your husband satisfied and for men to ramp up when their wives are especially more desirious of sex to connect and please her.
10:30 AM on 02/13/2013
Yes. But usually the modern problem is that wives pretend to disbelieve their husbands have usually a much higher and always an extremely more regular libido than hers. Witness this article.
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07:53 AM on 02/13/2013
i love shagging
07:52 AM on 02/13/2013
Only in college did the ladys fall flat on their backs with their legs up in air when they met a guy...Afterwards..when you get married...Women want, and will always want...that wine me - dine me- screw me..romance me to the bedroom. Now us guys don't get the screw me part unless you had the other 3..
10:33 AM on 02/13/2013
But women pretend it was otherwise, that they were wined and dined in the college dorms, and that their husband with his flowers is so much less romantic than that dread-locked guy who didn't know their name.