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fauxshammity005
GOP=corporate lobbying group
11:54 PM on 05/10/2013
The scientific name for aggressive hippos is teaprtius-republicunius .
01:06 AM on 05/11/2013
Yes, they crush all subspecies of the smokenmirroroptus genus.
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fauxshammity005
GOP=corporate lobbying group
01:28 AM on 05/11/2013
redwelfarusstatetus-denizens ? Yes I agree .
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Jose Luis Herrera
the dark knight
11:48 PM on 05/10/2013
I BET he will never play hungry, hungry hippo's from milton bradley.....i used to love that game..i liked rock'em sock'em robots better....
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fauxshammity005
GOP=corporate lobbying group
11:46 PM on 05/10/2013
The hippo was in his element ... next time some adventurous being decides to get closer to wildlife it should make sure it's pockets are stuffed with condiments ..
11:36 PM on 05/10/2013
He was not inside the hippos stomach. He was not swallowed. He was in the hippos mouth and recieve very bad wounds. What this man went through was horrific. But stop with the exaggerations.
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Lady Natalya
01:07 AM on 05/11/2013
Yeah the article doesn't explain it very well, which leads me to wonder what actually happened. Bad article.
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americanthai
Agree to Disagree
11:15 PM on 05/10/2013
That will teach him to date my ex-wife. He should look for a slimmer woman without such a temper.
01:08 AM on 05/11/2013
Women have a way of getting even ... maybe not today ... maybe not tomorrow, but ....
11:12 PM on 05/10/2013
The only way to stop a bad hippo with a gun is a good hippo with a gun
01:10 AM on 05/11/2013
Understand Diane Feinstein want to limit hippo teeth to eight per mouth ....
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crystalangel336
10:47 PM on 05/10/2013
Well that tops any of the stories I have to tell my grandchildren. When I was a kid, we used to get swallowed by hippos.
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Jose Luis Herrera
the dark knight
11:52 PM on 05/10/2013
what about the guy that had his head swallowed by an elephanis anus...it was on video..it was pretty funny but im sure not to the dude...he was so lucky the elephant didnt clinch....that would have been bad...imagine the elephant on a rampage with the guy hanging out of the elephants anus....would be a crappy way to go...no pun intended.. ; P
05:58 AM on 05/11/2013
From what I know about animal's anatomy, the anus was not deigned to swallow, pucker maybe,but not swallow.
10:33 PM on 05/10/2013
"I was swallowed by a hippo, once...Once..."
10:06 PM on 05/10/2013
Constantly looking up and to the left, in classic liar mode.
09:54 PM on 05/10/2013
Hippos are cute, people are a dime a dozen. Please eat more people, hippos!
10:48 PM on 05/10/2013
Well...I can't agree with "Hippos are cute" but I like "Please eat more people, hippos!" LOL.
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novelist2000
veritas non olet
11:40 PM on 05/10/2013
He (?) means the baby ones in the slide show.

But the guy wasn't eaten. The purpose of this remark is probably that species once extinguished cannot be replaced, but people we have in abundance. I can tell from my childhood experience that hippos breed very, very well. As long as we have some water and vegie scraps we will not easily get a shortage of hippos. In fact it had been suggested somewhere that their meat bbqs well and was eaten by the natives in the olden days. The water in their ponds is good for watering and fertilizing vegie patches, at the same time. Used to impress me greatly, when I was a kid and the water of the pond was at eye level.

If he's looking for animals to eat more people he/she should look at piranhas or tigers, much more efficient. I would prefer tigers actually, to prevent them from becoming extinct. But what I prefer does not normally mean much.
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multiplicityme2
08:39 PM on 05/10/2013
hungry hungry hippo...

lol

sorry that commercial just popped in my mind
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Jose Luis Herrera
the dark knight
11:54 PM on 05/10/2013
dont the hippo's eat the marbles in that game? guess this guy didnt have any marbles... ; P
08:32 PM on 05/10/2013
So that's where my mother in law went humm was looking all over Walmart and McDonalds for her I guess they ran out of food
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Kerri Williams
Lending my opinion..wanted or not.
08:23 PM on 05/10/2013
Not many of us could say "and, oh yeah....this one time.. @ Zambezi .... I was swallowed by a hippo"..
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JIMLAMESA
Jim Marcum
07:38 PM on 05/10/2013
When it comes to Hippos,

I prefer swallower's to spitters.
07:38 PM on 05/10/2013
Think he soils himself when the hungry-hungry hippo board game commercial comes on the teli.