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11:52 AM on 05/21/2013
Chomper just wanted to bury the bone...
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Mkelly534
In Congress no one can hear you scream
11:48 AM on 05/21/2013
Talk about your freudian nightmares
septsong
noonesbusiness
11:31 AM on 05/21/2013
what is in the water these Floridians drink.. ?????????????????????????????
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bahramthered
Are you sure Rs arn't Decepitcons in desguise?
10:23 AM on 05/26/2013
According to an old south park I just found on demand, they're drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon instead of water. Seems to be a hallucinogenic.
11:18 AM on 05/21/2013
Florida..all the "nuts" roll down and someone is willing to bite them.
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ChesapeakePirate
Pyrats -- first democracy in the New World
09:33 AM on 05/21/2013
"Honey, will you bump nasties with me?"

"No. Bite me."
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Edbeason
01:37 PM on 05/21/2013
SSSSSWWWWAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAA!!!!!!!
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snapper123
I Love You So Much (It Hurts)
09:12 PM on 05/21/2013
Be careful what you wish for.
rca5chi
Are you there god ? , it's me margaret
09:19 AM on 05/21/2013
Florida , Florida ,Florida , the state of crazy and flesh eating zombies , the state that seems to love making the front page nationwide on a daily basis ! Thanks for making the rest of the states seem semi normal !
08:25 AM on 05/21/2013
F;-{D)

~~~ THAT'S WHY I ONLY DATE TOOTHLESS WENCHES...!!!
Holypat777
Holy crap! It's my birthdate!
04:55 PM on 05/21/2013
That's just wrong. And funny.
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JP boi
Born on Island.
04:12 PM on 05/23/2013
But it made me laugh!!!
07:52 AM on 05/21/2013
F;-{D)

~~~~ WHEN WILL WOMEN UNDERSTAND THAT "NO" MEANS "NO"...
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JP boi
Born on Island.
04:12 PM on 05/23/2013
Chomp chomp....
02:24 AM on 05/21/2013
If you tell a girl you don't want to have sex and then she comes at you with a complimentary beejay...be afraid. Be very afraid.
08:08 AM on 05/21/2013
F;-{D)

~~~ ... MOST FEMALES SAY MEN ARE SELFISH.... SO BE AFRAID BEFORE OR AFTER YOU START THINK'N' WITH THE LITTLE HEAD... ABOUT GETTING SOME HEAD
10:37 AM on 05/21/2013
Ha!
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snapper123
I Love You So Much (It Hurts)
09:14 PM on 05/21/2013
Your on a roll!!
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bahramthered
Are you sure Rs arn't Decepitcons in desguise?
10:26 AM on 05/26/2013
Why? Most girls who do that plan to get you into it and then demand their own turn.
10:46 AM on 05/26/2013
Or bite it.
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KIVPossum
Moldova Marsupial
02:00 AM on 05/21/2013
Have never hit a lady. However, someone bites the Johnson and I'm going to swat the snot out of them
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oscll8or
There's only one "o" in lose.
12:39 PM on 05/21/2013
Remove said penis first.
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Jimmy Gitz
Independent - and it shows...
11:19 PM on 05/20/2013
There is a good chance she will never see his penis again...
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07:46 PM on 05/21/2013
There's a good chance neither will he!
10:57 PM on 05/20/2013
Florida should just close up shop at this point.
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evilchihuahua
Crossing the line just because it's there.
11:49 AM on 05/21/2013
And what?
Move to Texas?
whinenot
Actions speak louder than words.
09:32 PM on 05/20/2013
She is really fortunate he didn't beat the snot out of her. Many men would have reacted violently to such an attack. She has serious issues and needs help...after 6 months in jail.
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Justin Bowen
11:11 PM on 05/20/2013
Yes, because people who sexually assault someone deserve 6 months in jail. FAIL!
Jake481
My micro-bio is empty
11:17 PM on 05/20/2013
Hmmmm, is this a sexual assault? Is EVERY assault that occurs DURING sex a SEXUAL assault? I don't know ...
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mario andretti
I can't drive 55.
07:56 PM on 05/20/2013
"You're not happy? Well bite me."
07:18 PM on 05/20/2013
Dang just reading that hurt me....