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Stephen Stafford
Be the answer to somebody's prayer!
04:20 PM on 07/07/2013
Mother's little sayings can take you through a lifetime. Another one just sprang to mind as the article was read.

"Quit while you are ahead."

This will be delcious. Rather than retiring and living off some of those riches he "acquired" during these years of public life, ahem, ahem, he is determined to become president.

Sooner rather than later, he is going to eclipse his "oops" moment. And it is going to be so horrific, oops will not get it.

I do have a request. Maple syrup never did a thing to us. Please ban him from the public fondling of the maple syrup. Bad taste has its boundaries.
04:18 PM on 07/07/2013
Maybe Herman Caine has offered him an honest job.
04:18 PM on 07/07/2013
I bet his announcement includes an awkward pause, followed by "Oops!"
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HOMEY1
WE WON YOU LOST
04:16 PM on 07/07/2013
O M G PLEASE RUN AGAIN !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i just got a shipment of orville and mr pibb. your bungling idotic ways give me so many laughs that i have to take a valium to calm down.
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geezer 56
"United we flounder, divided we flounder"
04:13 PM on 07/07/2013
I might get excited about this if it turns out Rick Perry intends to go to medical school.
04:05 PM on 07/07/2013
That he has developed some illness that will render him speechless for the rest of his life?
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Lisa West 6
04:07 PM on 07/07/2013
From your lips...
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Snapshot21
04:16 PM on 07/07/2013
Amen.
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dustup101
A wonder of nature
03:55 PM on 07/07/2013
The only words this Texan wants to hear from Rick oops Perry is " I resign for the good of my state or I will not seek reelection to any office and plan to retire in 2014."
04:05 PM on 07/07/2013
Maybe he's going to announce that he remembers the 3rd thing...
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RACVC
Makes no sense but makes perfect sense.
04:33 PM on 07/07/2013
That is hilarious!
Fanned.
04:15 PM on 07/07/2013
The last thing he has in mind is the good of Texas, so I doubt if that will be coming out of his mouth. After all he's known for not knowing when to say something intelligent.