Summer is almost here, and along with the usual summer vacation promotions, the requisite articles that complain about traveling alongside babies and children are starting to pop up. Getting there has no longer been half the fun for anyone for a long time now, but if the thought of a child as a fellow passenger is really so awful as to ruin your trip, here are some tips to avoid them as best as possible.
Don't book the bulkhead:
For many, the bulkhead means the precious few inches of legroom that can make the difference between a comfortable or a crushed flying experience. For families, that precious few inches can contain an airline-provided bassinet or a bit of space to let a toddler free without clogging up the aisle. If you'd rather your seatmate not be of the child variety, my suggestion is to vie for the coveted emergency row seats instead. Passengers in that row must be over a minimum specified age - usually 12.
Choose airlines with the biggest baggage fees:
Parents have to travel with luggage for themselves and for their children, so higher fees would mean greater costs to traveling families. Spirit Airlines "wins" this contest by far by charging $28 for the first checked bag, and $40-$45 for the first piece of carry-on that's more than a small personal item that would fit under the seat in front of you. If you change planes, you may face additional charges for each leg of your trip. Most other airlines charge anywhere from $15 to $25 for the first checked bag. JetBlue and SouthWest both offer generous baggage allowances and offer the first checked bag free, so parents would most likely look to those airlines first. For the dream that some have of a child-free airline, fee-wise it appears Spirit is clamouring for that distinction.
Avoid "typical" family vacation destinations:
Probably the number one family destination for families is Walt Disney World in Orlando, so you can imagine my surprise when so many were griping about the presence of children on our last flight down there. Florida is also a top destination for boomers and senior citizens, who may be looking for a child or grandchild-free getaway. If your snowbird hideaway is in the sunshine state, look to smaller airports like Daytona Beach instead of Orlando and Sarasota/Bradenton instead of Tampa. If the Caribbean is where you're headed, places like the Virgin Islands (both British and US) and Grand Cayman are more expensive and therefore less accessible for families than say, Dominican Republic or Jamaica.
Avoid eye contact:
You may very well be perfecting your annoyed stare or exasperated eye-roll, but doing that in the direction of a harried parent coping with an unhappy/unruly/overtired child is not going to do anyone any good. In fact, it's likely to make the situation worse. You'll stress out an already overstressed mom or dad, and children pick up on their parent's mood and react/overreact accordingly. So, if you're not going to offer an understanding smile or distract a baby with a rousing game of peek-a-boo, keep your eyes to yourself. In fact, if you invest in some noise-cancelling headphones and keep your eyes shut, it's like children are not even there at all.
Work harder:
A few years back a friend was working on a press junket that featured Brad Pitt. He mentioned that he needed to fly home that afternoon. When my friend inquired as to the time of his flight, he offered a charming smile and said "I don't fly commercial." Brad Pitt earns enough to be able to lug his brood of six on a private plane, away from the dirty looks and tsk tsking that seems to follow any utterance from the mouths of babes. But most parents' bank accounts are drained by the small people they've chosen to create, so they're forced to fly commercial. The child-free, or DINKS, or however they prefer to be referred to as, have no such drains on their wallets, so they should have no trouble paying for the privilege of a child-free flight. With frequent flier miles allowing some families occasional luxury, working hard enough to afford first class is not a guarantee that your vicinity will be child-free. You need to work hard enough to afford to travel by private jet.
But should you find yourself in the presence of a family, try to avoid behaving like this girl. I'm thinking of bookmarking her site to show my daughter an example of how not to act in public. The tight close-ups of her sun-damaged face making rude expressions about a family committing such atrocities as wondering where they've put their boarding passes and worrying about running out of diapers during a delay do a disservice to urban hipster doofuses everywhere.
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"You seem to have your hands full, is there anything I can do to help?"
or even
"You've got your hands full so you might not have noticed that your child is kicking my seat. Maybe try taking off their shoes?"
Pretty much guaranteed to be more effective than a dirty look...
Instead of telling us that we should pay more to avoid out of control children, tell parents that they should do a better job parenting and stop being so selfish.
Why should those of us who don't have kids have to pay extra to avoid their bad behaviour and their parents' often poor parenting skills? I have a disability. My life is expensive enough because of that without having extra costs forced on me if I have to take another flight to avoid my damaged spine being jolted by constant kicks from the kid in the seat behind! You really have no idea, do you?
I like kids well enough - when they're good, and if their parents can't control and occupy them well enough to have them behave reasonably on a flight, then yes, they're either too young to fly or shouldn't be there at all.
I like random stories that have nothing what so ever to do with the main subject. Very professional.
Doesn't matter whether we have children or not, there are laws surrounding excessive noise, but since children are prone to making excessive noise it is their parents' job to ensure that they are (as far as possible) kept away from certain places until they are old enough to be quiet. Planes are NOT places for children under a certain age, they just aren't, and there is no good reason for any children under a certain age to be on one, well, no reason other than because it's what the parents want!
However ,some key points were missed ;Don't fly during July August as these are 'family friendly' months as well as avoid Christmas and Thanksgiving as they are big family holidays.
First class is good,exit rows are OK but I have news for all the bulk head dreaders-now that it is about money less families sit there!
Also should have mentioned that since parents usually prefer safe destinations for their families, countries currently experiencing civil or political unrest, or are environmentally unstable, would likely be less appealing. My guess is that flights to Libya or Japan would have relatively few children on board right now. Except, of course, for the children that live there and are returning home.