04/13/2009 07:06 pm ET | Updated May 25, 2011

ARRR!!! Pirate Jokes Safe Again

What does Obama give to evil pirates? A shot in the dARRRk!!!

Why do pirates hate seals? They're ShARRRp Shooters!!!

Since none of the good guys were harmed in the saving of a maritime hostage, surely the world is again safe for pirate jokes:

What do pirates now fear the most? The U.S. NARRRVY!!!

What happened to the pirate who messed with the USS Bainbridge? Hoisted by his own PetARRRd!!!

What will the hostage-taking pirates be missing next year? MARRRdi Gras!!!

Craig blogs daily on CQ Politics