What does Obama give to evil pirates? A shot in the dARRRk!!!
Why do pirates hate seals? They're ShARRRp Shooters!!!
Since none of the good guys were harmed in the saving of a maritime hostage, surely the world is again safe for pirate jokes:
What do pirates now fear the most? The U.S. NARRRVY!!!
What happened to the pirate who messed with the USS Bainbridge? Hoisted by his own PetARRRd!!!
What will the hostage-taking pirates be missing next year? MARRRdi Gras!!!
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