Those poor, uninsured kids, they just don't turn out in great numbers during the all important election years, do they? And when it comes to fundraising, well, frankly, they stink. Really, the only thing they've got going for them is that they can grow up to serve in the military.

I've just returned from a hair-raising journey to a strange and terrible place. Okay, so it was on the Internet, and I didn't have to change out of my running clothes, but we all know that there are corners of the Internet, dark, dank, worrisome corners, where scary things...