Dan Abramson

In this age of iPads and phones that don't make phone calls yet are still called phones, it's safe the say that the internet is everywhere. But it goes beyond our fancy gadgets. When we say "everywhere," we mean it. We collected some of the funniest instances of...

While the baseball world will certainly miss George Steinbrenner, his passing will certainly be felt by "Seinfeld" fans as well. Voiced by Larry David, the Yankees owner was depicted in a loving, yet bumbling manner, and was always hilarious. So in honor of Big Stein, here are some...

Oh my god. So much insanity coming from this video. First, let me acknowledge that I've already put in a call to get this guy to perform at my next birthday party/church sermon. He's booked (and unfortunately passed away 7 years ago).

But there's no denying that...

Nothing is more entertaining than watching Jon Stewart go to town on Fox News. He was at it again Wednesday night, this time ripping the network for its reaction to two Muslim-related stories.

First up was their take on Obama's "innocuous" use of NASA for diplomatic relations with the...

The second season of "Jersey Shore" (which as we know doesn't take place in Jersey Shore) is upon us, which means that the tantastic Guidos will be in our lives a weekly basis. But what about the children who can't stay up late and watch squat women devour...

The Onion has seen the future. And it doesn't look good. Actually, strike that. It looks very good. The video that is. Where our society is headed, however, looks a tad bleak.

Today "The Onion News Network" rolled out its most ambitious project yet, titled "Future: News from the Year...

It's now gotten to the point where we don't even have to mock BP or criticize them for ruining the Gulf coast. They'll do it all themselves.

The UK's Metro has discovered a BP branded board game from the 70s titled "Offshore Oil Strike." Letting players take...

From seagulls photobombing cameras to mysterious horse boys, Google Street View has become a regular source for discoveries around the world. But this one may be the most excellent find yet. While the location may say "Plymouth, UK," we all know where this is:...

It's the 30th anniversary of the comedy classic "Airplane!". So why not spend the holiday weekend celebrating the quotable lines that influenced generations of comedies and filmmakers. We admit it -- there are plenty of great lines that didn't make the cut. But the overabundance of amazing lines actually overloaded...

You win this round, Jaden Smith. Two movies updating the saga that is "The Karate Kid" have been released and the one called "Little Obama" has somehow flown under the radar.

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They're baaack. And as they'll tell you repeatedly, they're in Miami ("bitches"). The trailer just came out, and as expected, it's filled with ridiculous lines coming from ridiculous people. OBVIOUSLY we had to compile the best. But which one is the stupidest? Which one??? So much stupidity. One...

A series of "Seinfeld" posters have been "vandalized." And by vandalized, I mean "greatly upgraded."

Blanketing the inside of many New York subways have been posters advertising reruns of the classic sitcom. The ads consist of the four principle characters accompanied by an identifiable quote. George's says "There was...

The chatter about Al Gore's sex scandal with a massage therapist has died down, with charges not being filed due to a lack of evidence. Um, excuse me? Lack of evidence? Perhaps whoever is calling the shots has not been getting their information from crazy Asian animated news...

If there's one thing rocker Andrew WK knows, it's partying. And if you want proof all you have to do is check out his Twitter feed, which is littered with party tips. For anyone else, it would just be weird. But considering WK's breakout hit was "

Goaallllll!!!!!!! USA advances!!!! We should all high five!!!!

Wow, rarely am I provided with such a perfect segue. Funny Or Die's Almost Twins are back with a new (here it comes) high-five montage, this time hitting up the World Cup and all South Africa has to offer. An intro...

If you've ever picked up a Rubik's Cube, there's a good chance you've been frustrated by it. We can't all be that idiot savant we've seen in the movies, wowing suit-wearing businessmen by solving the vexing puzzle with ease.

Well those characters are nothing compared the artists who...

In the book iSatiristas!, comedian Doug Stanhope tells interviewer (and fellow comedian) Paul Provenza that to him, "funny" is sitting around a table with comics making each other laugh. This book is not necessarily a recreation of that, but instead feels like what would happen if 60 of...

Worst mom? Or worstest mom? Sorry that makes no sense. I'm having a hard time getting my thoughts together after watching this video of the most inappropriate mom ever. You may want to put a pillow on the floor so your jaw doesn't break when it drops to the ground.

Oh South Carolina.

There've been many theories as to how unknown Alvin Greene came out of nowhere to win the South Carolina Democratic primary. A scheme by Republicans, the alphabet - while they may seem far-fetched and ridiculous, they're nothing (NOTHING) compared to the reasoning...

We have no idea how to feel about this. On the one hand, a kitten is wearing a top hat. Amazing. On the other hand...

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