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The Internet Invades The World: Slang And Memes IRL (PHOTOS)

(100) Comments | Posted July 16, 2010 | 9:17 AM

In this age of iPads and phones that don't make phone calls yet are still called phones, it's safe the say that the internet is everywhere. But it goes beyond our fancy gadgets. When we say "everywhere," we mean it. We collected some of the funniest instances of...

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George Steinbrenner On 'Seinfeld': The Funniest Moments (VIDEO)

(34) Comments | Posted July 13, 2010 | 2:31 PM

While the baseball world will certainly miss George Steinbrenner, his passing will certainly be felt by "Seinfeld" fans as well. Voiced by Larry David, the Yankees owner was depicted in a loving, yet bumbling manner, and was always hilarious. So in honor of Big Stein, here are some...

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The Most Insane Church Pastor Ever (VIDEO)

(570) Comments | Posted July 9, 2010 | 12:21 PM

Oh my god. So much insanity coming from this video. First, let me acknowledge that I've already put in a call to get this guy to perform at my next birthday party/church sermon. He's booked (and unfortunately passed away 7 years ago).

But there's no denying that...

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Jon Stewart Rips Fox News For Their Fear Of Muslims (VIDEO)

(2901) Comments | Posted July 8, 2010 | 8:30 AM

Nothing is more entertaining than watching Jon Stewart go to town on Fox News. He was at it again Wednesday night, this time ripping the network for its reaction to two Muslim-related stories.

First up was their take on Obama's "innocuous" use of NASA for diplomatic relations with the...

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'Jersey Shore' Action Figures: Making Sure Our Children Know The Importance Of GTL (PICTURES)

(18) Comments | Posted July 7, 2010 | 3:22 PM

The second season of "Jersey Shore" (which as we know doesn't take place in Jersey Shore) is upon us, which means that the tantastic Guidos will be in our lives a weekly basis. But what about the children who can't stay up late and watch squat women devour...

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The Onion Looks To The Future To Make Us Laugh Today (VIDEO)

(19) Comments | Posted July 6, 2010 | 6:26 PM

The Onion has seen the future. And it doesn't look good. Actually, strike that. It looks very good. The video that is. Where our society is headed, however, looks a tad bleak.

Today "The Onion News Network" rolled out its most ambitious project yet, titled "Future: News from the Year...

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BP Board Game From The 70s Ominously Predicts Oil Spill (PICTURE)

(40) Comments | Posted July 6, 2010 | 9:53 AM

It's now gotten to the point where we don't even have to mock BP or criticize them for ruining the Gulf coast. They'll do it all themselves.

The UK's Metro has discovered a BP branded board game from the 70s titled "Offshore Oil Strike." Letting players take...

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Wayne's World: Google Street View's Most Excellent Find? (PHOTO)

(206) Comments | Posted July 6, 2010 | 9:10 AM

From seagulls photobombing cameras to mysterious horse boys, Google Street View has become a regular source for discoveries around the world. But this one may be the most excellent find yet. While the location may say "Plymouth, UK," we all know where this is:...

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'Airplane!' 30th Anniversary: Pick Your Favorite Quote! (PICTURES)

(581) Comments | Posted July 3, 2010 | 11:18 AM

It's the 30th anniversary of the comedy classic "Airplane!". So why not spend the holiday weekend celebrating the quotable lines that influenced generations of comedies and filmmakers. We admit it -- there are plenty of great lines that didn't make the cut. But the overabundance of amazing lines actually overloaded...

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'Little Obama': The President Portrayed as 'The Karate Kid' (VIDEO)

(69) Comments | Posted July 1, 2010 | 5:27 PM

You win this round, Jaden Smith. Two movies updating the saga that is "The Karate Kid" have been released and the one called "Little Obama" has somehow flown under the radar.

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'Jersey Shore' Is Back! The Stupidest Lines From The New Trailer (PICTURES)

(223) Comments | Posted June 30, 2010 | 4:13 PM

They're baaack. And as they'll tell you repeatedly, they're in Miami ("bitches"). The trailer just came out, and as expected, it's filled with ridiculous lines coming from ridiculous people. OBVIOUSLY we had to compile the best. But which one is the stupidest? Which one??? So much stupidity. One...

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'Seinfeld' Superfan Vandalizes Subway Posters (PHOTOS)

(254) Comments | Posted June 28, 2010 | 5:45 PM

A series of "Seinfeld" posters have been "vandalized." And by vandalized, I mean "greatly upgraded."

Blanketing the inside of many New York subways have been posters advertising reruns of the classic sitcom. The ads consist of the four principle characters accompanied by an identifiable quote. George's says "There was...

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Gore Sex Scandal Gets Animated...Crazily (VIDEO)

(57) Comments | Posted June 28, 2010 | 11:40 AM

The chatter about Al Gore's sex scandal with a massage therapist has died down, with charges not being filed due to a lack of evidence. Um, excuse me? Lack of evidence? Perhaps whoever is calling the shots has not been getting their information from crazy Asian animated news...

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Andrew WK's Guide To Partying (PICTURES)

(205) Comments | Posted June 26, 2010 | 9:52 AM

If there's one thing rocker Andrew WK knows, it's partying. And if you want proof all you have to do is check out his Twitter feed, which is littered with party tips. For anyone else, it would just be weird. But considering WK's breakout hit was "

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World Cup High-Five Montage: Slapping Palms In South Africa (VIDEO)

(13) Comments | Posted June 23, 2010 | 12:26 PM

Goaallllll!!!!!!! USA advances!!!! We should all high five!!!!

Wow, rarely am I provided with such a perfect segue. Funny Or Die's Almost Twins are back with a new (here it comes) high-five montage, this time hitting up the World Cup and all South Africa has to offer. An intro...

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The Most Awesome Rubik's Cube Creations Of All Time (PHOTOS)

(0) Comments | Posted June 21, 2010 | 5:11 PM

If you've ever picked up a Rubik's Cube, there's a good chance you've been frustrated by it. We can't all be that idiot savant we've seen in the movies, wowing suit-wearing businessmen by solving the vexing puzzle with ease.

Well those characters are nothing compared the artists who...

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Satiristas! Bill Maher, George Carlin, And More Talk Satire And The State Of Comedy (PHOTOS)

(429) Comments | Posted June 20, 2010 | 12:56 PM

In the book iSatiristas!, comedian Doug Stanhope tells interviewer (and fellow comedian) Paul Provenza that to him, "funny" is sitting around a table with comics making each other laugh. This book is not necessarily a recreation of that, but instead feels like what would happen if 60 of...

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The Most Inappropriate Mom Ever (VIDEO)

(2395) Comments | Posted June 18, 2010 | 3:01 PM

Worst mom? Or worstest mom? Sorry that makes no sense. I'm having a hard time getting my thoughts together after watching this video of the most inappropriate mom ever. You may want to put a pillow on the floor so your jaw doesn't break when it drops to the ground.

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Woman Voted For Alvin Greene Because Name Sounded Like 'Al Green' (VIDEO)

(480) Comments | Posted June 15, 2010 | 6:30 PM

Oh South Carolina.

There've been many theories as to how unknown Alvin Greene came out of nowhere to win the South Carolina Democratic primary. A scheme by Republicans, the alphabet - while they may seem far-fetched and ridiculous, they're nothing (NOTHING) compared to the reasoning...

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Cat Wearing Top Hat Gets A Surprise (VIDEO)

(223) Comments | Posted June 14, 2010 | 12:14 PM

We have no idea how to feel about this. On the one hand, a kitten is wearing a top hat. Amazing. On the other hand...

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Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat????...

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