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Dan Abramson

Dan Abramson

Posted: January 7, 2010 06:41 PM

NBC, Please Stop Slapping People In The Face

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I do not understand NBC. I've tried to. I really have. But, alas, I do not.

Hell, I even like NBC. I do. And not just the NBC of yesteryear, with the Seinfelds and Cheerses and the Cosby making the funny. That current Thursday night lineup is unbelievably solid. I don't know when it happened, but "Parks and Rec" became my favorite show, with "I'm Ron Fucking Swanson" being my favorite line from a sitcom since "I just blue myself."

They seemed to be on the right track, cutting these shows some slack even if they didn't match the ratings "Two and a Half Men" drew with all its subtle sexual innuendo and convicts. (Oh Sheen! How you wound me!) But it was all a big ruse. Duping me into thinking they had patience and an actual interest in making compelling television. I'd even forgotten the whole reason Jay Leno had a 10 o'clock show was because they'd given up. "Well, we can't make shows as good as 'CSI,' so let's make nothing."

So what the F, NBC? What the EFF? Why must you make such poor decisions? Why? Giving Leno back the 11:30 spot is a big slap in the face to Leno, to Conan, and most of all to everyone who's watched your network and stuck with you.

I can handle you slapping me in the face. You've done it before and you'll do it again. I'll keep telling FOX and CBS that I fell down the stairs.

But please, don't slap Conan. He doesn't deserve it. Remember, it was you who deConanified Conan. I'm not just talking about a lack of a masturbating bear. Why does his set look like a day time talk show? Did you borrow a reject powder blue back drop from "The Bonnie Hunt Show?" Nothing against Bonnie (she's great as the 8th lead in "Jerry Maguire"), but Conan's old show had such a loose feel, like a late night hang out. His new show feels like I'm meeting him for lunch and I'm checking my watch to see if I have to get back to work

And don't slap Leno. I know he gives you a big target (chin joke! chin joke!), but lay off the guy. And just so you know, I have nothing against Leno. He may not be my cup of tea, but he seems like a quality guy, and you're dicking him around. Look at that new haircut. It looks like he went to the barber and said "make me look cool," but his barber just happened to be John Travolta.

With Leno, NBC should give him a time slot, and let him find his rhythm. If they don't want to bother to make primetime dramas anymore, fine. But don't keep jerking him around - he's not "Friday Nights Lights." If they do, they might as well just put him on "Good Morning America." I know that's an ABC show, but if we're playing by NBC's logic, it's all fair game.

And while we're at it, I'd probably enjoy "CSI: Conan." Have at it, NBC.

 

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04:06 PM on 01/11/2010
Aren't we talking about two nicely compensated entertainers here? And aren't each of them aware of the business they've chosen? And yet some are writing as if they're victims? Victims of what? Hollywood? Please.
Jay and Conan work for NBC. NBC has the bat and they have the ball. If NBC decides they want to change the game, Jay and/or Conan can either agree or go home--because it's not their bat or their ball. There are risks in any endeavor and all one can really do is try their best and then deal with the consequences--many of which are out of their control.
Maybe we should all take notice of how Jay is handling this--like a big boy who knows he's very fortunate.
12:26 PM on 01/12/2010
Wow, so whoever makes the rules is right? To carry your toy analogy through, it isn't right to give conan the ball, tell him he can pitch, let him spend five years in anticipation of the opportunity, then say no, we decided jay is a better pitcher. Even on the playground, NBC's game amounts to foul play.
09:18 AM on 01/11/2010
Conan is a pro and will win over audiences but it takes time...if jay bumps him...it will be totally unclassy. I like jay but come on jay.....you can't treat Conan and Jimmy this way. Just go away and do stand up and work on your cars. Your time in the night-time spotlight is over.....or you can go to Fox and die a slow painful death there.
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ElBruce
09:11 PM on 01/10/2010
They just killed the Tonight show. Zombie Jack Parr is coming back from the grave to kick some ass.
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Dannydel
05:25 PM on 01/10/2010
I think Dave is getting old and disinterested. You can tell by the way he sometimes has to read his cards just to remember who he's talking too and the dismissive way he tells musical groups and others: "Great! Good to see ya. Thanks for comin." Leno reads jokes. Conan and Andy give it their all. Someday, a programmer is going to stay up real late by mistake and discover the funniest, most original and engaging guy on late night t.v. A man who is so good and self assured, for his 1000th show, he was nowhere to be seen...he had an alligator puppet sitting in his place (with him voicing of course). If YOU haven't caught Craig Ferguson yet, do yourself a favor. He has a simple set and no band, but he absolutely KILLS! His audience and his guests. Oh, and another thing, he's Scottish (and now an American, having just taken citizenship), and an ex alcoholic who has been there and back. And he works for David Letterman, who discovered him.
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06:35 PM on 01/10/2010
I agree with you on a lot of that. I won't get into all of the Letterman stuff and if he's bored, uncaring or whatever. I'll stick to the positive things like Conan and Craig you mentioned.

I've watched Conan a bit over the time he's been there, but haven't seen him since taking over the Tonight Show, I'll make it a point to watch the next one coming up Monday night. Anyways, In the last few months, I've not watched ANY of them. I've had other things occupying my time and such and I have no life, basically.

Conan is very funny at times. I like him and Craig as much as I like Letterman and Leno. Fallon and Kimble are alright too. They all have their moments, and I can remember Ferguson having me rolling in tears at some of his monologues. But then, they've all done that at one time or another. I can see where it would be hard to do that every single night for years and years. At some point things get old, stale, whatever. Plus fans come and go. Anyways, glad you reminded people of Ferguson too, hehe. And also thanks for sticking up for Conan. He deserves better.
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05:00 PM on 01/10/2010
Dear Dan,
Just do like I do, quit watching them. Problem solved.
Overbluff
04:59 PM on 01/10/2010
I have seen both Letterman and Conan live. Conan really connected with the audience, Letterman had his production assisstants treating us like cattle. Conan is by far the better performer, I hope he is given the chance to use that aspect of his talent instead of being cancelled.
06:08 PM on 01/10/2010
Maybe Conan should just perform for live audiences then. Ratings show he's tanking with fevee viewers.
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04:56 PM on 01/10/2010
I don't know what to make of all of this anymore, lol. I do remember Carson and being old enough to have seen him before he called it a career. He had THE show on late night tv. And it's weird, but of the big 3 tv comedian hosts right now, being Letterman, Leno and O'Brien, the one most like Carson is Letterman. I think NBC blew it when they picked Leno over Letterman. Is Leno good? Sure! He's got his own style, maybe that's what NBC wanted, someone who was completely different from Carson. But obviously, that doesn't always work. Some of the old fans left, Leno picked up new fans, show was still a success for the most part, just that it didn't seem to be as loved as before.

I think the question that needs to be asked, and pardon me for not being up to speed on this, but why did they change out Letterman for O'Brien anyways? No disrespect to O'Brien either as I've watched him on occasion and he's funny too. To be honest, I don't watch any of the three regularly. So I wish them all the best of success no matter what happens.
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05:09 PM on 01/10/2010
"but why did they change out Letterman for O'Brien anyways?"

Ummm, errrr, that should say.... but why did they change out Leno for O'Brien anyways?
04:44 PM on 01/10/2010
Leno has a close relationship with the affiliates. So, I'm thinking Jay was told by the affiliates that they would request Jay be put back into the late hour line-up. Also, Jay has been saying how unhappy he was at 10pm, so he would be happy to go along with this.
06:11 PM on 01/10/2010
Jay would tell the affiliates what they wanted to hear. That's his style...wants to be everybody's friend. I can't stand his cloying interviews.
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04:29 PM on 01/10/2010
I wonder what David Letterman would say....
04:50 PM on 01/10/2010
A lot. I'll be watching on Monday.
04:13 PM on 01/10/2010
NBC got into trouble because they were trying to save a buck. They didn't want to pay for high-class action dramas, so they went for the cheapest format they could find: a talk show. Leno bombed and dragged the local news and Conan down with him.

NBC should leave Conan where he is at 11:30. Once he relaxes and becomes his old wacky self, Conan will build a huge audience. Moving or canceling Conan will just create ill-will among the public -- especially younger people. Rather than putting Leno back into late night, NBC should let him do interview specials (like Barbara Walters), a sketch comedy show, or a weekly spin-off of Jaywalking.
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wltdnfaded
04:11 PM on 01/10/2010
Leno was funny in the 80s. So were airline food jokes.
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Solja
04:10 PM on 01/10/2010
I'm with you 100% Dan, and I'm stoked (STOKED! I tell ya'!) that you came out publicly and said it.

Conan is THE BOMB, and they should have left him alone in the beginning. I am an original Conan fan, not some newbie who is just tuning in. I stayed up EVERY night to watch his show, and I can't remember a night that I stayed up to watch Leno (except when there was a band I liked, and then I channel surfed until they came on). He is just... not.... funny.

Conan and Leno should stick together on this since both are being jerked around. They both need to demand they stay right where they are or BOTH leave. They'll be on another channel in less than a month where they want, not where Zucker sticks them. He needs to let the creative folks make the needed changes where they are, not the execs. That's why we have reality tv and not more quality shows.
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03:58 PM on 01/10/2010
Clearly, the "edgier" younger generation isn't watching Conan, or his ratings would have excelled. The late night TV audience preferred Letterman over Conan.
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Solja
04:05 PM on 01/10/2010
Not. Even.
JRsNana
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09:01 PM on 01/11/2010
The ratings prove that to be absolutely true. Leno beat Letterman in the ratings for several years running. Conan hasn't been able to beat Letterman, with the exception of his debut night. After that, it's been all downhill from there.
04:54 PM on 01/10/2010
Not exactly. Some of the people who watched Leno at 11:35pm did follow him to 10pm. Those same people are probably not going to stay up to watch Conan. You would know for certain if Jay had retired like he planned to do years ago. Also, Conan is new in that time slot, so it takes time to get an audience closer to Letterman's. And Conan's style is different from the rest. Conan was not allowed to be "edgy" like he was at 12:35pm.
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drbob601
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03:49 PM on 01/10/2010
I agree with the sentiment on NBC's Thursday night lineup....very funny.
03:24 PM on 01/10/2010
Who cares? Go read a book and turn off the TV.
03:37 PM on 01/10/2010
The one thing that never fails to amaze me is the number of people who comment on topics, just so they claim that they don't care, and have no interest in the topic. It's OK to care about Jay Leno, MA. No shame in being a philistine.
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wltdnfaded
04:08 PM on 01/10/2010
But then how are they going to feel superior and get attention???