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The 5 Worst Things a Teacher Can Say to Students

Posted: 04/24/2012 11:38 am

It is much easier to destroy than to build. Teachers work with young people, and they are fragile works-in-progress. A rash or unfeeling word can undo so much of the trust and growth that we strive for.

As the year winds down and spring fever kicks in, some of us may be feeling weary. Yet no matter what happens, there are some words so destructive that they should never be uttered by a teacher.

5. "I know this may seem pointless but we have to get through it..."

I said this a few times early in my career, always related to standardized test prep. It isn't psychologically devastating (see #1 and #2 for that), but it helps no one. If you're forced to follow a less-than-stimulating curriculum, dress it up and sell it however you can in front of the kids. Apologizing for it doesn't help anyone learn or grow; it only weakens you.

4. "I don't know what I'm doing."

Many of us feel like frauds at times. We take on enormous responsibility for many young people, and it's often a Herculean task just to keep things from collapsing. But you can't say it to kids. They see you as a responsible, professional grown-up, whether you feel like one or not. Honesty is a virtue, but as a teacher, your top priority is building a safe and trustful environment for student learning. Showing your hand as confused or hapless undermines your ability to do that. Kids will remember that you're the teacher who said that, and it will haunt you.

Saying "I don't know," in the classroom can be great. Certainly, there are plenty of times when teachers don't know something and those moments can invite shared discovery with the students. Modeling curiosity is really important.

"I don't know what I'm doing," is a different thing. Students hear it as admitting underpreparedness or a frazzled state of mind. It's not something I want to hear the president say; it's not something I want to hear my daughter's teacher say.

3. "The other class did well with this. What's wrong with you guys?"

People don't like to be negatively compared to other people. Instead of "the other class," insert anything: your brother, your cousin, my child...

It gets taken as an insult, not a motivator. Teachers should aim to make the students in front of them feel like -- while they are together -- they are the most important people in that teacher's world. When the bell rings and people go their separate ways, things may change, but students don't like to hear teachers praising absent students at their own expense.

2. "You will never be able to (fill in the blank)."

Whether or not you think this is true, you can't say it. Actually, you don't really know if that student will never be able to become a crime scene investigator, pass the AP Calculus exam, or read Ulysses. By making the comment, though, you are actively working against their achievement.

1. THE ABSOLUTE WORST AND MOST FREQUENTLY REMEMBERED WOUNDING, TRUST-SHATTERING WORDS:

"I get paid whether you (fill in the blank) or not."

Always spoken in moments of frustration, these words are fatal. Whether intended or not, students hear it as "I don't care about you." There is no more damaging message a teacher can send.

What other third-rail words should never be said in a classroom?

Dan Brown is a National Board Certified Teacher in Washington, D.C. He is the author of The Great Expectations School: A Rookie Year in the New Blackboard Jungle. A version of this post previously appeared on the Teacher Leaders Network blog.

 
 
 

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09:27 PM on 04/30/2012
It is very hard to care more than the child does about his/her learning/success, every day, for 180 days.
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acumenguy
It could be carried by an African swallow
03:33 PM on 04/29/2012
"I don't care" has got to be #1.
Remember, any words you use towards students, automatically gives them the right to repeat those words back to you.

Hello .... parents ....?
01:30 PM on 04/26/2012
You can't sing! Get out of my classroom. (My first day in middle school were was mistakenly placed in chorus. I never sang in front of another person for 30 years.)
I hate you. You are stupid. Grade 3. (My IQ is 180+)

I'm sure we can all remember a few.
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NJBill
I didn't build that!
05:59 AM on 04/26/2012
Can someone help me out here? With this new format I can't figure out how to RESPOND to a post in my activities column, there's no reply button, nothing. It SAYS "reply" but it's not clickable.
09:46 PM on 04/25/2012
Teachers are over rated, it would be good if they allowed remote monitoring by parents via internet for the classrooms... maybe then they will stop being so lazy...

right now they just put on shows...

read chapters 12 to 18... then take a test.. blah blah... maybe if they were watched on their performance they would try a little harder
09:21 PM on 04/30/2012
...and parents of all those perfect students (aren't they all?) can see them half-asleep or playing with one of their gadgets instead of working, then cursing out the teacher when asked to get back on task.
06:25 PM on 04/25/2012
I am a Chemistry teacher and I truly believe in the adage that no one cares how much you know until they know how much you care. I have had students tell me that they wish I taught something else because they hate Chemistry but simply love me. I have had many students tell me that they studied hard in the class just to make me proud of them. I have had others that say they scored well on the standardized tests so that my pass rate was high, not because they actually cared about Chemistry - they thought I would get fired if my pass rate was low. Many of them enjoy class because I make the material speak to them and the only way to do that is to understand where they are coming from and taking the time to get to know them. Studies have shown that content associated with positive thoughts are more memorable than those connected to negativity. And my favorite quote ever from a student: "You are the meanest teacher I have ever had but it's cool because I know you love me". I don't take their crap ;) but I do it with love because at the end of the day, they crave the structure.
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06:17 PM on 04/25/2012
How about "You're too sensitive!"
01:30 PM on 04/26/2012
Ahh, one of my fondest memories, as well.
06:14 PM on 04/25/2012
My personal favorite thing that should never be said in front of students, particularly high school students, "These are the best times of your life." For a student who is going through depression, bullying, maybe being abused at home, few friends, etc. they roughly translate that sentence as, "It doesn't get better from here on out, why bother going on." So many teachers say that, largely because for so many teachers it was the best time of their life. Sadly, this isn't true for everyone, and to say such a thing is just dumb.
12:40 AM on 04/26/2012
When I heard that, I thought "God, I hope not!" They were wrong. Life since HS has been so much better.
09:22 PM on 04/30/2012
That said, for many, senior year of HS is their peak. But your point is valid.
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OliverTwist
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05:23 PM on 04/25/2012
The best teachers like their students and are eager to help them learn and excel. This requires a great deal of maturity and enthusiasm and knowledge of child psychology, and for high school teachers a great deal of specialized knowledge in the field they teach. More than many other jobs receiving much greater compensation. That's a problem.
04:02 PM on 04/25/2012
All during elementary school, my son was always told he would never be able to do anything on his own, he would always have to have someone help him, etc. We withdrew him 5 years ago from that school enrolled him into ECOT (an on-line public school, taught by state certified teachers) and he was actually given a CHANCE to learn, to succeed, and to be taught! He was just inducted into the NHS, he will be representing ECOT at the Buckeye Boys State in June in Ohio, and will be doing post-secondary next year!!! Where the other teachers always were negative, these teachers told him he COULD do it, they were there to help him - amd witht he support of the teachers, the staff, and of us, he HAS proved he CAN do it!!!
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tazmodious
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02:38 PM on 04/25/2012
Are we going to see lists of terrible things parents say to teachers. How about terrible things students say to teachers. Probably not.

Here's my "favorite" parent one that I've gotten quite often. "What are you going to do to get my my child to get his/her homework done?" Though it was bad form, I replied "What's for dinner?" to a parent once who said this during conferences.
02:45 PM on 04/25/2012
Hahaha! I wish I'd seen the parent's face. I can't believe parents would really say that!
01:32 PM on 04/26/2012
Almost every parent who's kid doesn't do their HW says that.
12:41 AM on 04/26/2012
They should be saying "what can I do to help him/her do better"
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02:33 PM on 04/25/2012
Direct quote from Kindergarten. They are all going to be a bunch of high school dropouts.
02:31 PM on 04/25/2012
My fourth grade teacher would turn off the lights and verbally attack the entire class. She often cried while she did it.

Now I am thirty five and still afraid of the dark.

Ok, I made that last part up, but that first part really happened, and guess what? It had zero affect on me! Of course I have enjoyed retelling this story countless times, so I guess that is the one affect it has had.
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OliverTwist
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05:25 PM on 04/25/2012
We can be quite resilient.
01:37 PM on 04/26/2012
Hmm, so how does that make you feel? Lie down here on the couch. If you are 35 and still telling stories about an event from 4th grade, would you call that normal behavior? Have you ever thought maybe you cover the trauma with humor? How many stories of 4th grade have you told "countless times" other than this event?
We can be so blind to our own defenses.
You can get up now.
04:33 PM on 04/26/2012
Reminds me of a saying that I learned from my fifth grade teacher: "Dont assume, or you make an a** of you and me."

Your tone is ridiculous, not only because of your presumptuousness, but because of your impotent attempt at humor as well.

And, by the way, I've retold it countless times mostly to people that were in the class with me, and who also are able to look back and laugh, not out of some defensive intuition, but because of the absurdity of the scene.

Life is capable of much worse than a cranky teacher. Hopefully, you do not know that.
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OliverTwist
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02:20 PM on 04/25/2012
No teacher I ever heard of who has taught for more than a year says these things or anything like them.
02:46 PM on 04/25/2012
I've heard #5, #3, and #1.
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OliverTwist
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02:57 PM on 04/25/2012
Wow. From an experienced teacher?
02:01 PM on 04/25/2012
"I'm in the Teacher's union."
05:49 PM on 04/25/2012
Not remotely on the list. If your kid's teachers are unionized, it's generally a good sign.

Probably not something that needs to come up in the classroom, but I don't get the impression that that's what you meant.
06:31 AM on 04/26/2012
eceresa,
Sooo according to you that teacher that was recorded ABUSING an autisc little boy who could not be fired by the school district because of the TEACHER'S UNION is a good thing? The TEACHER'S UNION protecting the jobs of ABUSIVE teachers so they can ABUSE their students is a good thing? You evidently think it is because you vote for liberal teacher's union protecting politicians.