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Valentine's Day 2011: Lessons on Love and Life from the Wild

Posted: 02/12/11 12:03 PM ET

After years of getting to know a few thousand animals on a first name basis at the Brookfield Zoo, I have come to the conclusion that the so-called divide between animals and humans is really a laugh. The only concrete difference that I can find is that a few humans are better readers than most animals. Millions of years of evolution have led to one over-arching truth -- that all life on earth is hard-wired to make tough decisions: with or without a lot of information. So how do they, and for that matter we, know when we have found the love of our life?

Let's dig a little deeper.

Love as defined by America's family values would seem to be well-represented in the monogamous bird world. Pair-bonded for life (sort of), most species of birds organize their lives around courting the right female or, if you are the female, sizing up the worthiness of the courting male. Subjecting this question to the slide rule has led to some fairly unromantic conclusions: Desirable females look fertile and desirable males look healthy and reliable. One of the rules of behavioral biology is that "monogamy is female enforced" so inevitably the best males must look "enforceable." And therein is an object lesson for those human mate-choosers who never give a second look at the guy with glasses and the pocket protector.

Not all monogamous relationships in the animal world are by such elegant design. For example, copperhead snakes are not really monogamous but by becoming tiresome and tossing in a sneaky trick or two, male copperhead snakes are able to make exclusive claims on that special someone. In a biological version of the bumper sticker that says "I may be slow, but I am ahead of you," copperhead males mate with females for as long as eight hours. As if that wasn't enough to give a girl second thoughts, the male produces a pheromone during the endless mating that makes the female unattractive to other males. And so, a whole year goes by before the female will mate again. We can only guess if by "again" that means anybody but the guy from the year before.

Meanwhile, things get even less neat and tidy in other quarters. "Why do all the men I meet never stick around?" is the perennial cry of most of the large cats. Love among the solitary-living tigers and leopards is pretty much considered a waste of time until the surge of hormones we call estrus kicks into high gear. Then the big lunk from the adjoining territory is invited over for several days of intense passion, at least in the quantitative sense. (Copulation frequency of 25 to 30 times a day is probably just a low average.) Then it's over and the moment of objective reality sets in and both members of the couple see each other for what they really are: large carnivores with appetites for a 50-100 pound antelope at one sitting. Who can afford that?

Primates, our closest kin, are always a point of fascination and always relevant to any human-centric discussion of the biological bedrock of that thing we call "love." The catch is that primates as a group seem to have multiple opinions about the optimal way to go about it. The tiny marmosets subscribe to monogamy while the enormous orangutans of Borneo and Sumatra prefer the single life with the occasional tryst in the trees. Gorillas are polygynous in order to capitalize on the approach-avoidance conflict of needing a giant protector who looks scarier than hell but then wondering what to do with him when there is no danger. The answer: group marriage with enough of the smaller females to outweigh collectively the male that is twice their size. There is nothing like being landed on and bitten by three insulted gorilla females to teach a male to be polite!

And what would a biological Valentine's Day lesson be without reference to our all-time closest kin, the bonobos (or pygmy chimpanzees)? As it turns out, the motto to "make love not war" was not invented by students at Berkeley but by the bonobos of central Africa a few hundred thousand years earlier. Bonobos substitute sex for aggression and would seem to subscribe to sex as the answer to virtually everything: making peace, celebrating food discovery, saying hello, saying good-bye, males with females, females with females, males with males, and young with old. Approximately, 75 percent of bonobo sexual encounters have absolutely no reproductive potential whatsoever. The social biology of bonobos works a lot like scripture; you can read what you want into it. Like it or not, these creatures are on the human family tree, but always keep in mind that biology (or family for that matter) is not destiny. So, in other words, go out, buy a box of candy in the shape of a heart and take it to someone special, say hello, and celebrate.

Photo Credit: Jim Schulz/Chicago Zoological Society

 
After years of getting to know a few thousand animals on a first name basis at the Brookfield Zoo, I have come to the conclusion that the so-called divide between animals and humans is really a laugh.
After years of getting to know a few thousand animals on a first name basis at the Brookfield Zoo, I have come to the conclusion that the so-called divide between animals and humans is really a laugh.
 
 
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03:21 AM on 02/16/2011
I remember Brookfield Zoo and the misery of captive animals. I remember the big cat confined to a small cage, maybe three times his length, barren metal, pacing back and forth, back and forth, back and forth, endlessly, bored, miserable, forlorn, hopeless. I remember the other enslaved animals, removed from the world and real life, on display for bored humans for the price of admission. I remember as a child, knowing in the deepest part of my being that enslaving another being, holding another in a cage was wrong and a crime against nature and the order of the universe.

Humans build cages to confine and hold captive people and other lifeforms. Humans enslave, imprison and kill for sport. Other species are not poisoning the earth or building prisons. Taking the freedom of other human and nonhuman animals is something humans do.

Animals know love and may be our betters.

Walt Whitman:
I think I could turn and live with animals, they are so placid and self-contain'd,
I stand and look at them long and long.

They do not sweat and whine about their condition,
They do not lie awake in the dark and weep for their sins,
They do not make me sick discussing their duty to God,
Not one is dissatisfied, not one is demented with the mania of owning things,
Not one kneels to another, nor to his kind that lived thousands of years ago,
Not one is respectable or unhappy over the whole earth.
09:58 AM on 02/13/2011
There is nothing more tiresome and pointless than looking to the animal kingdom for clues on how to understand our mating behaviors. Monkeys don't type, build cars or space ships or create breath timeless works of artwork on the ceiling of the Sistine Chapel. To have mature relationships we need to abandon the silliness of this story.
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sophiemaki
12:56 PM on 02/13/2011
i think you are reading more into this article, than it''s theme.
01:21 AM on 02/14/2011
I agree with you wholeheartedly.
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jdunaway65
05:26 AM on 02/13/2011
The comments I saw posted on here remind me of why I continue to go to HuffPo daily (sometimes a few times a day)!

Obviously, those commenting here are the more typical readers, as opposed to the political trolls, and all the comments (at least on this article) are intelligent, succinct and well-articulated. So, I guess the right's disparaging comments about the "liberal elite" is more of a mental thing than a social thing? Oh well, I would rather belong to the "upper crust" mentally than societally/economically...
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BlackYowe
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11:40 PM on 02/12/2011
I think animals love very much the way we do. I have spent 25 years with all kinds of animals in and around my house and the more I know them the more I feel they relate to each other and us very much the way we relate to each other.
07:01 PM on 02/12/2011
Fun to read and informative.
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sophiemaki
04:58 PM on 02/12/2011
such a sweet pic! it is amazing to know that some 4 legged animals mate for life.
i have done animal rescue work most of my life. actually have a litter of cats rescued 12 years ago. they were somewhat wild, could not find a good home for them.
3 of them, they sleep together, they have always played together..they kiss and cuddle and put their legs around one another. we call them," the family". they get along great with the other cats, but you don't see the love, that they have for one another.
animals are amazing!
04:21 PM on 02/12/2011
I've always said that the one ability that separates the two-leggeds from the four-leggeds is the ability to observe and copy: human see, human do. A bonobo cannot chose to be monogamous and a gibbon cannot choose to mate with every gibbon that walks by. Some humans are monogamous for life like swans, wolves, prairie voles and albatrosses; some mate for pleasure like bonobos and squirrels; some practice serial monogomy during childrearing like penguins or only chose another mate after death or barreness, like bald eagles.

so if a human sees another animal doing it (or vegetable, or mineral), some human somewhere is going to try it and the mode of behavior is no more innate than picking our nose, wiping our sleeve, or using a tissue--depending on what the two leggeds around us are doing--including not limiting our sexual relations to our own species. You see humans mimicking animalistic behavior all around (heck, there's a whole branch of social-psychology based on studying "the human animal" from the primal viewpoint alone); you never see an animal acting like a human by choice.

I would be interested in a study overlapping observations of a given human society juxtapositioned against the dominant domesticated animal behaviors and/or indigenous animal behaviors, for that society. In other words, exactly how much does environment influence cultural morays governing acceptable behavior.
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french queen13
my beloved is mine and I am his
07:15 PM on 02/12/2011
You might be interested to read Elizabeth Marshall Thomas's "The Tribe of Tiger". She discusses the very matter you're talking about - animals learning from others. Culture, in other words; learned social behaviour. Humans are far from being the only animals to learn by copying.

In closer relatives of ours, there is a famous tribe of Japanese macaques who have demonstrated learning by observation, in particular with the washing of sweet potatoes in salt water. There's a good article about it here:

http://www.blueplanetbiomes.org/japanese_macaque.htm

PS Cultural mores not morays - morays are eels! :)
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04:05 PM on 02/12/2011
Thanks Dr Wharton. I've been meaning to learn more about bonobo behavior for a while now and your article has done the trick. Happy Darwin Day !
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Thisbeautifulplanet
omnia vincit amor
01:54 PM on 02/12/2011
A study that was conducted by the National Science Foundation suggested that lionesses prefer males with dark manes. The main reason why the savanna queens are attracted to dark-haired lions is that they have higher levels of testosterone and are therefore better protectors for their mate and offspring.
In other words, Brad Pitt would be outrivalled by George Clooney in the wild, too... Reptilian brain, anyone?
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french queen13
my beloved is mine and I am his
07:16 PM on 02/12/2011
LOL tall, dark and handsome does it for lionesses, does it?
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Thisbeautifulplanet
omnia vincit amor
05:33 AM on 02/13/2011
Is it not adorable? I was very amused when I read this a couple of years ago. Then I saw a picture of a dark-maned lion. Gorgeous, simply gorgeous! That four-legged seducer rocked.