Daniel Johnson
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Daniel Johnson is a screenwriter & comedy writer from the borders of London & Essex. He has filmed projects in both the UK and USA; and is currently working on numerous short and feature length projects. You can view his work and contact him at his website.

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It's Time for a New Phone, Again - Our Wilful Participation in Planned Obsolescence

(2) Comments | Posted January 15, 2013 | 7:00 PM

My phone contract is coming to an end. This excites my friends. "What phone are you going to get!!?" they ask, like I just won the lottery.

I've had my current model for two years. I was happy with it until about two months ago, when it started getting slow,...

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The Kiss/Hug Fiasco: How Should a Man Greet a Woman?

(18) Comments | Posted November 28, 2012 | 7:00 PM

Man-to-man, a hand-shake is standard. We understand the hand-shake, we know how to do it.

But the 'hello' greeting between men and women is as confusing as ever. What are the rules? If you're meeting for the first time, a handshake will often do, but sometimes the woman wants a...

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All Freelancers Are Crazy Workaholics With No Money

(0) Comments | Posted November 9, 2012 | 4:30 AM

Freelancers are always out of work. Even when they're in work, they're out of work. If you are not working, you have no money. And if you are working, you have no time to find more work. When the job ends, you have time, but no work. Whichever way you...

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I Can Never Understand Toothpaste

(3) Comments | Posted September 4, 2012 | 1:44 PM

Some toothpastes have 'whitening' as a bonus feature, and some have 'extra-whitening'. Some have no whitening at all. What is the correct amount of whitening to expect from a toothpaste? And if your toothpaste doesn't offer whitening, what colour will your teeth be?

You can also buy toothpaste for...

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Everybody on the Internet Knows Exactly What to Do

(1) Comments | Posted August 3, 2012 | 8:00 PM

Have you noticed how the internet is always full of people who know exactly what to do? 'Five Easy Ways To Lose Weight', 'Top Tips on Living Happily', 'How to Make Your Blog Stand Out'.

Everyone is posting advice on how to go about doing a thing, but who is...

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Facebook? Twitter? My Brain!? Help!

(1) Comments | Posted July 22, 2012 | 3:57 PM

I just wrote the first two words of this blog post, 'I just'. Then I checked my email. Then I tweeted an Aristotle quote. Then I finished this paragraph. Then I text Michelle. Then Michelle didn't text back. I logged into LinkedIn, didn't really understand it, and logged back out...

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Various Attempts at Being Annoyed About the Olympics

(1) Comments | Posted July 18, 2012 | 1:48 PM

There are two types of English people. Those who are excited about the once in a lifetime opportunity to see the Olympics on home turf, and those who are absolutely against it at all costs.

I don't care either way.

And that isn't good...

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