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Dan Treadway is an associate blog editor for the Huffington Post. He is also a contributor to the sports section of The Onion. His personal website is DanTreadwayDotComWasTaken.com.
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To the 79 Percent of People Who Don't Think the Washington Redskins Should Change Their Name

(90) Comments | Posted May 3, 2013 | 3:02 PM

There is progress and then there is stubborn ignorance. Progress is a gradual change that occurs in response to injustice or bigotry; stubborn ignorance is rejecting progress that has already occurred, and instead sticking by outdated sensibilities because you're too damn lazy to change.

Congratulations, 79 percent of America, you...

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Despite Their Best Efforts, Monday Belonged to Jason Collins, Not the Worldwide Leader in Sports

(35) Comments | Posted April 30, 2013 | 1:42 PM

In his groundbreaking column published on Monday in Sports Illustrated, Jason Collins made it fairly clear that he never wished gain notoriety because of his sexuality.

I didn't set out to be the first openly gay athlete playing in a major American team sport. But since I am,...
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What Some of History's Most Iconic Headlines Would Look Like If the Koch Brothers Ran Newspapers

(108) Comments | Posted April 23, 2013 | 11:43 AM

In a definitive nod to the fact that they have more money than they would know what to do with, the Koch brothers have reportedly recently set their sights on the newspaper industry. The brothers -- who actually aren't named Randolph and Mortimer -- reportedly revealed...

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A Basic Guide to Watching March Madness (for People With No Knowledge or Interest in March Madness)

(7) Comments | Posted March 20, 2013 | 1:51 PM

Much like Netflix and hot dog eating contests, March Madness is an American staple that holds the very fabric of our society together.

By now you've probably already been coaxed by friends or co-workers to fill out a bracket in honor of the festivities. To those uninitiated with college basketball,...

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Don't Give Rob Portman a Free Pass

(392) Comments | Posted March 15, 2013 | 1:34 PM

Days before the Supreme Court hears arguments on the Defense Of Marriage Act, the gay rights movement has gained a powerful, and certainly unlikely, ally.

Rob Portman, a conservative senator from Ohio, recently announced that he has reversed his longheld stance against gay marriage.

The reason for this change of...

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A Guide to Watching the Super Bowl (for People With No Knowledge or Interest in the Super Bowl)

(49) Comments | Posted February 1, 2013 | 12:28 PM

Last year the Super Bowl attracted roughly 111.3 million viewers. The average Super Bowl viewer is American and alive, so if you fit within these demographics, there's at least a decent chance you will be coaxed into watching the game. This will likely occur either by attending a...

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Praying the Rick Perry Away

(86) Comments | Posted January 30, 2013 | 11:52 AM

There is evil prowling in the world -- it shows up in our movies, video games and online fascinations, and finds its way into vulnerable hearts and minds. As a free people, let us choose what kind of people we will be. Laws, the only redoubt of secularism, will not...
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Are We Really Outraged By Steroid Use in Athletics?

(87) Comments | Posted January 11, 2013 | 3:30 PM

I remember what I was doing when Mark McGwire broke Roger Maris' home run record in the summer of 1998. I was a 10-year-old in my pajamas running around in circles in my living room. I was so excited jumping up and down that I lost my balance and broke...

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A Brief Summary of Things That Cause Gun Violence According to the NRA (Probably)

(180) Comments | Posted December 21, 2012 | 1:04 PM

In the past few days there has been serious discussion and, remarkably, action, in relation to the topic of gun control, with President Obama tapping Joe Biden to come up with new policies that will curb gun violence.

At the press conference on Friday, NRA executive vice...

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Football and Guns

(171) Comments | Posted December 4, 2012 | 10:45 AM

They can shatter bones and end lives, but their importance to our culture makes any critical conversation about the obvious dangers they pose taboo. But it's only at their most lethal that they expose the depressing depths our country will go to in order to rationalize their presence.

Of course,...

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Transcript of Barack Obama and Mitt Romney's Passive-Aggressive Lunch in the Oval Office

(7) Comments | Posted November 30, 2012 | 1:03 PM

Barack Obama: Mitt, it's great to see you, welcome to the Oval Office!

Mitt Romney: Barack, it's my pleasure.

*President Obama goes in for hug*
*Governor Romney goes in for fist pound*
*Both pause*
*President Obama goes in for fist pound*
*Governor Romney goes in for...

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Mitt Romney's Unread Acceptance Speech

(94) Comments | Posted November 7, 2012 | 11:23 AM

Before polls closed on Tuesday, Mitt Romney revealed that he had prepared a full acceptance speech that he planned to read at his victory rally later that night. It might have gone something like this:

*"Cat Scratch Fever" by Ted Nugent begins playing and Mitt Romney emerges from...

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As the Election Approaches, I'm Glad Nothing I've Ever Done Has Been Influenced By Hormones

(31) Comments | Posted October 25, 2012 | 12:28 PM

With election day now on the horizon, we all have difficult decisions to make in regards to what direction we want this country to head in. This is indeed a daunting choice, and I don't think I'm alone as a man when I say that I'm extremely relieved that I...

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I Couldn't Be More Thrilled That My Candidate of Choice Won the Debate

(101) Comments | Posted October 17, 2012 | 11:10 AM

Tuesday night was truly a big moment for all those who stand for what the Founding Fathers truly envisioned.

The reason I say this is because it was abundantly clear that the best guy for the job (and my personal candidate of choice) simply dominated the second presidential debate....

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NBC Is Stuck in a Century in Which Guys Taking Care of Kids Is a Hilarious Concept

(90) Comments | Posted October 9, 2012 | 10:54 AM

I like to imagine the conversation in the NBC boardroom went something like this:

Johnson: Sir, we've been kicking around a few ideas to put our network's comedy lineup back on the map since we're completely abandoning the notion of providing fresh, original content in favor of copying the crap...

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You Can Hate the Player... But Also Hate the Game: Mitt Romney's Gaffe Is a Symptom of a Much Larger Problem

(95) Comments | Posted September 19, 2012 | 10:42 AM

Mitt Romney screwed up.

Please try to contain your surprise.

On Tuesday night, Mother Jones released footage from a Mitt Romney private $50,000-a-plate fundraising event in which the Republican candidate for president of the United States said enough controversial things to become a speechwriter for Michele Bachmann (if you...

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An Open Letter to My Fantasy Football Team

(5) Comments | Posted September 7, 2012 | 2:54 PM

Gentlemen, Scholars and Gronkowskis,

Well, the big day is almost here. I know we've only been together a couple of weeks, but it feels like just yesterday I was sitting in an online draft lobby -- the last pick had just been made -- and all I could do was...

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Reporting Live From the 2052 Republican National Convention

(24) Comments | Posted August 29, 2012 | 12:47 PM

I'm here reporting live off of the coast of Kentucky at the 2052 Republican National Convention, where presumptive nominee Bristol Palin is preparing to take the floor.

The past couple of days have been a whirlwind of excitement on the news that Palin is officially ready to announce that...

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Perhaps What America Really Needs Is a Voter IQ Law

(1053) Comments | Posted August 17, 2012 | 1:53 PM

In recent weeks much has been made of stricter voter identification laws which have been upheld in Pennsylvania and have already been passed in many right-leaning states. The law itself dictates that voters must have valid photo identification in order to cast an in person ballot in the...

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Women's Eights Rowing Team Wins Gold: Huffington Post Blogger Esther Lofgren Wins Her First Medal

(0) Comments | Posted August 2, 2012 | 12:02 PM

This morning in Windsor, England, the United States' women's eight rowing team held off Canada to win the gold medal by a half-length. The victory helped the Americans successfully defend the Olympic title they won in Beijing in 2008.

We were particularly thrilled with the result as Huffington...

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