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In the Midst of a Mid Life Crisis

(0) Comments | Posted May 29, 2013 | 4:58 AM

I'm hurtling towards my 42nd birthday.
It's not even around the corner, it's standing right in front of me with a mean look on it's face and it's punching one fist into the palm of it's other hand. It looks like trouble, it looks like it means trouble and...

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The Perils of Online Dating and Why You Should Never Believe What You Read

(0) Comments | Posted May 6, 2013 | 5:46 PM

Recently I was asked to take part in a documentary about online dating. Not that I am an expert in the field of online dating, but the shows researcher had read some of my previous blogs and had decided that I was experienced enough within the realm of dysfunctional relationships...

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If Sex Sells Then Why Aren't Gay Men Getting More Credit?

(0) Comments | Posted April 22, 2013 | 6:01 PM

They say that sex is a great leveller, that when we're naked, vulnerable and lying prone on the bed, it doesn't matter who, what or where we are. We are all the same. All of us wonder what on earth got us here? Should we still be laying here? And...

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From Fashion To Buddhism, Could You Give Up Everything That Defines You For The Sake Of Enlightenment?

(4) Comments | Posted April 3, 2013 | 5:07 AM

This week a friend of mine will walk away from his rapidly growing clothing line. He will switch off his iPhone, turn off his Mac, and drop out from Facebook, Twitter and every other social media.

He will give up the ambition that has made his fashion business start to...

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At What Age Do We Reach Our Peak Mentally, Physically And Spiritually And Should We Even Care?

(0) Comments | Posted March 22, 2013 | 5:55 AM

Every week it seems that we are bombarded with information in the media regarding how to tell if we are in our prime, if we have reached our peak or if we are just about to go hurtling over the hill in a cardboard box with four wheels attached but...

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Dreams Of A Life - The Story of Joyce Vincent

(2) Comments | Posted March 7, 2013 | 4:50 PM

I rarely watch television. The box in the corner of the room or the flat screen on the wall hold little temptation for me. If anything, they scare me. I know I'm susceptible to letting my mind wander. I can be easily distracted and I can sometimes let myself get...

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Why Crazy and Deranged Will Always Be My Favourite Double Act

(0) Comments | Posted February 27, 2013 | 5:22 AM

There is a postcard, fridge magnet, T- shirt, coffee cup and Facebook / Twitter update that is so over used and such a cliché that every time I read it or see it, it makes me exhale like a serial killer who's just remembered he has left his last victim...

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St Valentine's Day And Not A Cupid In Sight?

(0) Comments | Posted February 13, 2013 | 5:41 PM

St Valentine's, it's that time of year when Christmas seems like a lifetime ago and summer seems like a lifetime away. February is always a HARD month to cope with.

It's like the drunken lull when you're in a taxi on the way home after a really good night...

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The Gays Are Getting Married? Let Them Eat Cake!

(0) Comments | Posted February 8, 2013 | 6:00 PM

I'm not married, I'm not in a civil partnership and as far as I'm aware there is no one even on the verge of making a proposal, getting down on one knee or even sending a postcard with some offer of a mutually beneficial arrangement. My days of romance, wine,...

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How to Make Fake Friends, Have a Fabulous Career and Fool People

(0) Comments | Posted January 30, 2013 | 4:49 PM

Apparently, faking it is good for you . . . . . .

A recent study (please don't nail me down to facts and figures, I've already forgotten them) shows that everyone fakes some form of behavior every day, whether it be a smile, a cheery 'hello',...

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Life is to Short to Be Shy And The Rise of The Nobody

(0) Comments | Posted January 21, 2013 | 4:54 PM

I understand being shy as a concept, if you're under the age of seven, but as a lifestyle choice, I think it's no longer an option. I don't think in 2013 it's even possible to suffer from shyness.

Surely, the glut of TV talent shows, reality TV and the...

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Jodie Foster and the Silence of the Gays

(0) Comments | Posted January 14, 2013 | 3:54 PM

I have always liked Jodie Foster but I have no idea what kind of personality she is in private as she's been in the public eye since the age of three. God knows how she's ever managed to separate her public persona from her private life, so when I watched...

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Keep a Diary? Start a Blog? Or Just Read Someone Else's?

(0) Comments | Posted January 5, 2013 | 12:07 PM

"Keep a diary and someday it'll keep you."

I have never really understood the meaning of the quote attributed to Mae West. Did she mean that if you religiously write down everything that has happened to you, what you have felt and every dirty little secret that...

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Reasons to Stay Home Alone on New Year's Eve

(1) Comments | Posted December 31, 2012 | 9:24 AM

New Year is traditionally the time when we say goodbye to the old, hello to the new and make the decisions and resolutions we aim to keep for the next twelve months.

Gym memberships are purchased, diets are started, alcohol is given up and new leaves are turned over. New...

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So You're Single at Christmas? So What?

(0) Comments | Posted December 17, 2012 | 12:34 PM

Tis the season to be single, fa la la la la, la la la la.

I'm trying to get jolly, I'm trying to get in the Christmas spirit, I've decked the halls and I'm just about a mood swing away from decking Santa.

Christmas is the time when we sprinkle...

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They Screw You Up, Your Mum and Dad, But Only if You Let Them

(6) Comments | Posted December 4, 2012 | 4:17 AM

I had breakfast with my dad this morning.

So what? You may think. It's hardly the most auspicious start to a piece of writing, but if I tell you I didn't speak to him for 15 years, then I did and we went some way to fixing the father /...

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Bisexuality: Is It Fun, Non Committal or Just Plain Greedy?

(163) Comments | Posted November 25, 2012 | 6:00 PM

I like to think of myself as someone who's focused, determined, single minded and sure of what they want. I don't need to be asked twice what I want for lunch, what I want in life and what I want in the bedroom.

I've never really been one to...

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"I'm Not a Celebrity and I Don't Think I'm Deluded, Get Me Out of Here".

(0) Comments | Posted November 14, 2012 | 8:27 AM

"Success is going from failure to failure without a loss of enthusiasm".

I read this quote the other day and immediately thought it was hilarious. Then I thought about it again and pondered if it was empowering and showed a tenacity of spirit, and finally I said it out loud...

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Obama's Divas Versus Romney's Demons

(0) Comments | Posted November 7, 2012 | 6:39 AM

There is nothing quite as exciting as the race to become President of the United States or "King of the World" as is its proper title. It makes the UK election look like a regional heat in a beauty contest where only two contestants showed up, but they forgot all...

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Trick, Treat or Tequila Shot?

(0) Comments | Posted October 31, 2012 | 4:39 PM

Halloween crept up on me like a stalker in a slasher movie. Sure enough I'd seen the pumpkins in the supermarket and I'd bought a couple of extra packs of Haribo Tangfastics but I wasn't even thinking of sharing my candy. Haribo is part of my staple diet and I'm...

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