Danielle Crittenden's latest book, The President's Secret IMs, is a hilarious collection of imaginary online correspondence, originally published on Huffington Post, between President George W. Bush and his international "buddy list" (Simon Spotlight Entertainment, July, 2007).

Her previous book, Amanda Bright @ Home,was the first novel ever to be serialized by the Wall Street Journal. It was published in hardcover by Warner Books in May 2003 (paperback, 2004). Crittenden also wrote the widely acclaimed and hotly debated non-fiction book What Our Mothers Didn't Tell Us: Why Happiness Eludes the Modern Woman (Simon & Schuster, 1999; Touchstone 2000), which resulted in Vanity Fairs describing Crittenden as one of the most important new thinkers about women and family.

Crittenden blogs regularly for the online journal, Huffington Post. Her numerous articles and essays have appeared in the Wall Street Journal, The New York Times, the Washington Post, National Review, the Ladies Home Journal, Redbook, and Reader's Digest, among other publications. A former columnist for The New York Post, she has appeared on NBC's Today show, The O'Reilly Factor, ABC's 20/20 and Nightline, and network news shows, as well as numerous programs for CSPAN, MSNBC, PBS, CNN, Fox, and CBC. She is a regular guest on talk radio programs across the country, and an occasional contributor to National Public Radio.

Crittenden was born in Toronto, Canada. She is married to journalist and author David Frum, a former special assistant and speechwriter to President George W. Bush, and the author of The Right Man: The Surprise Presidency of George W. Bush. They have three children and live in Washington, D.C.

You can email her at Danielle@daniellecrittenden.com.

Blog Entries by Danielle Crittenden

How to Make a Hannukah Wreath

1 Comments | Posted December 9, 2009 | 01:39 PM (EST)


Some of you may remember my post from Hannukah last year, in which I shed all my Jewish inhibitions about decorating for the season, and decided to go all out celebrating "the festival of light."

My (modern) orthodox rabbi, after all, signed off on it; and no less an...

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The Closing of the American Dream

28 Comments | Posted October 6, 2009 | 07:30 PM (EST)


Goodbye, grilled Chicken Heart Brochettes. Goodbye to the Weekly Cocktail; goodbye, Short Ribs Braised in Coffee Anchillo Chile Sauce; goodbye to that delicious chimichurri-to-go from an amazing street vendor at Tenth and 204th Street.

Goodbye, Gourmet.

Perhaps you aren't taking the sudden shuttering of Gourmet magazine quite as hard as...

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Dave Matthews Songs to Play at the Wedding

1 Comments | Posted September 21, 2009 | 11:39 AM (EST)


Sorry but I couldn't resist--it's just too easy. A proposed playlist for the John Edwards-Rielle Hunter nuptials:

"Squirm"

"Lying in the Hands of God"

"Crush"

"My Baby Blue"

"Time Bomb"

"Pig"

"What Would You Say"

"Too Much"

"I Did It"

"Typical Situation"

"Where Are You Going?"

and of course, "Gravedigger."

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Teaching Our Kids About 9/11

14 Comments | Posted September 10, 2009 | 01:36 PM (EST)


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On my kitchen bulletin board is a 2" X 4" photo of a beautiful blond woman flashing a radiant smile. Sometimes the photo goes missing under a school notice or a temporary "art installation"--but the photo is never removed. It was first pinned up...

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Help, My Botanical Clock Is Ticking!

Posted July 3, 2009 | 03:12 PM (EST)


One day many years ago, as my husband and I strolled through the streets of Milan, he posed this still-puzzling observation: What is it with Italian men? One day they are strapping, tall and handsome in quilted coats; the next they are hunched over, cap-wearing old men playing bocce in...

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When Love Turns to Scandal

249 Comments | Posted June 27, 2009 | 08:33 AM (EST)


I always feel sorry for husbands on the morning after these political sex scandals break. How many thousands of dark looks are being exchanged across breakfast tables?

"Where were you just now?"

"Upstairs, shaving."

"And where were you before that?"

"In the shower."

"And before that?"

"For goodness sakes, you...

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"Mommy, Why Do People Want to Kill the Jews?"

367 Comments | Posted June 10, 2009 | 03:21 PM (EST)


Just the other day I asked my 15-year-old son if he'd like to visit the National Holocaust Museum. He had a few days between the end of school and the launch of his summer plans. Our last visit to the museum has become something of a family "joke": A decade...

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White House Correspondents Dinner: The Reality Show

12 Comments | Posted May 8, 2009 | 05:10 PM (EST)


Over the past month or so, producers of two different reality show projects contacted me about series they planned to set in Washington, D.C. (where I live). In fact, there seems to be a multitude of reality show producers prowling the city, scouting all kinds of Capitol "types" -- young,...

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Yes I Get It -- But Glendon is Still Wrong

29 Comments | Posted April 30, 2009 | 01:46 PM (EST)


After posting my blog about Mary Ann Glendon yesterday, I was going to wade into the comment section, knife in teeth, to defend myself against the criticism from conservative readers that quickly went up. But then I began to receive emails from my Catholic friends who, more gently and...

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Mary Ann Glendon's Failed "Hail Mary"

98 Comments | Posted April 29, 2009 | 01:59 PM (EST)


I am a longtime admirer of Mary Ann Glendon, a former Ambassador to the Holy See as well as a scholar and innovative thinker on women's issues. However, I was gobsmacked by her recent decision to refuse a prestigious award from Notre Dame because, as she discovered, she would have...

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My Love/Hate Relationship With My Kindle

25 Comments | Posted April 28, 2009 | 10:40 AM (EST)


About a month ago, my husband presented me with the new Kindle. It was not a gift, exactly. If there has ever been an issue in our marriage that might conceivably lead to divorce, it's my treatment of books. Or rather, it's his view of my treatment of books.

He...

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Cobber & Me

Posted January 17, 2009 | 11:16 AM (EST)


I hope readers won't think I'm disingenuous in my pledge if I nominate someone else to perform the community service: my dog.

Off and on over the past eleven years, I've accompanied our 110-pound English Labrador Cobber on visits to the sick, the handicapped, and the disturbed. I've never had...

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Dress Code For The Inaugural Balls: Spiked Heels and Teflon

Posted January 16, 2009 | 04:34 PM (EST)


"Are you a...are you a..."

The man was so drunk he could barely get the words out. He shut his eyes and with fierce effort managed to splutter:

"Are you a wife or a prostitute?"

Ah, the glamor of inaugural balls! The intimate mingling amongst the thousands who have come...

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Where Is the Jewish Martha Stewart?

Posted December 16, 2008 | 11:25 AM (EST)


Google "Hannukah Decorations" and you'll come up with only a slightly less lame selection of foil dreidels and plastic menorahs that you'll find stuck in the back corner of your local CVS.

I don't say this resentfully: Jews themselves tend to be ambivalent about their trumped up competitor to...

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T'Aint "Elitist" to Be Anti-Palin

Posted October 28, 2008 | 07:47 AM (EST)


I HATE TO pull rank here. But it seems I am almost the only Republican still standing who can criticize Sarah Palin without being accused by my fellow conservatives of suffering from an "elite education. "

Peggy Noonan, David Brooks, Christopher Buckley, Kathleen Parker and [my husband] David Frum have...

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The Reno: Unleash Your Inner *Byotch*

Posted September 20, 2008 | 09:11 AM (EST)


Danielle Crittenden's 1905 house in Washington, D.C. has been undergoing a major renovation for the past year (and off and on for over a decade). In the final installment of this weekly HuufPo series, Danielle records what it has been like for her and her family to live through the...

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The Reno: Will We Have A Toilet In Time For Our Guests?

Posted September 13, 2008 | 08:45 AM (EST)


Danielle Crittenden's 1905 house in Washington, D.C. has been undergoing a major renovation for the past year (and off and on for over a decade). In this weekly HuufPo series, Danielle records what it has been like for her and her family to live through the construction with their builders,...

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The Reno: Going For The Wow Factor

Posted September 5, 2008 | 01:15 PM (EST)


Danielle Crittenden's 1905 house in Washington, D.C. has been undergoing a major renovation for the past year (and off and on for over a decade). In this second-to-last installment of her series, Danielle records what it has been like for her and her family to live through the construction with...

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The Reno: Contractor Turns Family Counselor

Posted August 29, 2008 | 07:30 AM (EST)


Danielle Crittenden's 1905 house in Washington, D.C. has been undergoing a major renovation for the past year (and off and on for over a decade). In this weekly summer series, which appears weekends on HuffPo, Danielle records what it has been like for her and her family to live through...

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Michelle Obama: Democrats Roll Out the OS X Leopard of First Ladies

Posted August 26, 2008 | 11:33 AM (EST)


Last night I thought sleepily: If Michelle Obama is going to speak to the women of America, she better darn well do it before 10 pm [ET]. As 10 p.m. came and went, I grappled for the remote and was about to turn off the television when her bio video...

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