Exclusive: Bristol & Levi's Evite Invitation!

From: Bristol Palin
Subject: Bristol sent you an invitation
Date: July 16, 2010 9:52:48 AM PDT
To: Sarah Palin
Reply-To: Bristol Palin

MyEvite

You Are Invited to Bristol & Levi's Wedding!

Saturday, October 30, 2010
5 p.m.
Church on the Rock, Wasilla
Reception to follow
7 p.m. to "whenever!"
Tailgaters Sports Bar and Grill (Google this)

You're invited! Please click on the invitation to see more details and to RSVP (no sign-up required).

View invitation

http://www.myevite.com/partypage/bristol-levi-wedding

Sarahpalin,
Will you attend Bristol & Levi's wedding?
• Yes
• No
• Decide Later
Will you attend Bristol & Levi's reception? (Note $25 pp surcharge)
• Yes
• No
• Decide Later
Did you know you can now send a wedding gift with MyEvite?
• See registered gifts
• I do not want to send a gift.
• Ask me later.

From: Bristol Palin
Subject: Bristol sent you a message
Date: July 30, 2010 11:33:27 AM PDT
To: Sarah Palin
Reply-To: Bristol Palin

MyEvite

Bristol Palin sent you a message:

Mom, Dad:

I kno u guys r still ttlly pissed but Levi and I rlly rlly hope u will come to r wedding. The date sux I kno cuz ur doin a lot of travel 4 the midterms but that was the only day we cd get the church & bar together. We luv u ok? xoxoxoxb

From: Bristol Palin
Subject: Bristol sent you a friendly reminder
Date: July 30, 2010 9:52:48 AM PDT
To: Sarah Palin
Reply-To: Bristol Palin

MyEvite

Sarahpalin,

You have not replied yet to Bristol & Levi's Wedding Invitation. Please click on link below to reply.

View invitation

From: Bristol Palin
Subject: Bristol sent you a message
Date: August 7, 2010 3:18:55 PM PDT
To: Sarah Palin
Reply-To: Bristol Palin

MyEvite

mom this is getting SUPER AWKWARD!!!!! the only time u talk 2 me is like thru the frikkin today show. u and dad HAVE to attend ok??? like we're not even asking for a gift. Just b there OK?! or we r gna b all over the frikkin enquirer again.

From: Bristol Palin
Subject: It's not too late to send a wedding gift to Bristol & Levi!
Date: September 12, 2010 7:22:36 AM PDT
To: Sarah Palin
Reply-To: Bristol Palin

MyEvite

Did you know you can now send a wedding gift with MyEvite?
• See registered gifts
• I do not want to send a gift.
• Ask me later.

From: Bristol Palin
Subject: Bristol sent you a friendly reminder
Date: October 1, 2010 12:34:47 PM PDT
To: Sarah Palin
Reply-To: Bristol Palin

MyEvite

Sarahpalin,

You have not replied yet to Bristol & Levi's Wedding Invitation. Please click on link below to reply.

View invitation

From: Bristol Palin
Subject: Bristol sent you a message
Date: October 2, 2010 7:51:13 PM PDT
To: Sarah Palin
Reply-To: Bristol Palin

MyEvite

Ok mom I kno u have been busy &traveling&watnot but thats no excuse not 2 reply 2 r wedding invitation. for all I kno its going into ur frikkin spam file cuz I dont have ur blackberry address anymore and u blocked me on facebook. I dont want 2 threaten u or go public again but if u dont reply like in 24 hours im calling oprah.

From: Sarah Palin
Subject: Sarahpalin will not attend your event
Date: October 3, 2010 5:42:36 AM PDT
To: Bristol Palin
Reply-To: Sarah Palin

MyEvite

Sarahpalin will not attend Bristol & Levi's Wedding.

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Comments

[SamEllison]

09:41 PM on 07/17/2010

Of course you are prepared to go with David
when he is asked to be the Ambassador to Siberia?

[awarg]

03:25 PM on 07/15/2010

Daniele, you're so clever!!! I enjoyed this piece!! I sent it to my republican friends! Haven't heard from them as of yet!!!!!

[educatedvagabond]

02:57 PM on 07/15/2010

I wish my mother was a politician so I could threaten to tell Oprah on her every time she made me mad.

[Freesia2]

09:09 AM on 07/15/2010

Well, Sarah will have no choice but to "refudiate" this Danielle. ;-)

She was on Sean Hannity urging Obama to "refudiate". (She talks English real good you betcha!)

So prepare for her to refudiate you. The blogger Wonkette isn't quite sure what that is but believes that "refudiation is a very obscure Alaskan bargaining technique (it involves fish oil and snowflakes)". And gives a nod to Sarah's Facebook page (aka New York Times column): “I Too Am Literate So Shut Up.”

[mercedes1947]

07:20 AM on 07/15/2010

No matter how much they protest, they love the all the attention.

[TiredOfTheScareMongerers]

07:16 AM on 07/15/2010

Still laughing! So clever and so spot on for those WasillaBillies!
So glad that you and David finally *saw the light* that are all things Palin!

[MentalLapse]

01:31 AM on 07/15/2010

This would go over well with conservatives.

Nothing but love from the Frum crowd!

[dozaa]

12:36 AM on 07/15/2010

love it, Its so spot on - I'm a graphic designer. HAHAHA

[cordyc]

11:06 PM on 07/14/2010

Popcorn sales have skyrocketed

[ibwilliamsi]

10:27 PM on 07/14/2010

Is this for real, or is it parody?

[cuppajava]

12:12 AM on 07/15/2010

Check the dates, Sparky.

[Secure214]

10:21 PM on 07/14/2010

People still use evite?

[hcf13]

08:55 PM on 07/14/2010

good luck to both of you

[MadamDeal]

07:12 PM on 07/14/2010

Red wine is served with moose jerky.
White wine with the Hostess powdered doughnut wedding cake.

Sarah cannot attend because the McCain camp never bought her a mother-of-the-bride dress.

[cuppajava]

12:13 AM on 07/15/2010

Fanned for the wine selections!

[SPAIN62]

01:31 AM on 07/15/2010

Faved.

[sierraseven]

05:31 PM on 07/14/2010

Funny stuff - but seriously, for the Palins to comment on the Today show, instead of talking to their daughter privately, is so pathetic.

[Gudrun]

05:47 PM on 07/14/2010

I know, they are a very odd bunch.

[cuppajava]

12:14 AM on 07/15/2010

"Pathetic" is what they are rilly rilly good at.

[hope61]

05:02 PM on 07/14/2010

Excellent tongue-in-cheek...