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Chat with SecStateUSA
9:15 PM
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SecStateUSA: So in conclusion, Mr. President, I'd like to re-iterate our commitment to a ceasefire if conditions are right.
SecStateUSA: That is the message I took to Mr. Siniora, and the one I will take to the Israelis.
SecStateUSA: Everyone appears to accept that message.
Kickass43: k c-girl u get sum rest now
Kickass43: its tha middl of tha nite ovr ther
Kickass43: u dun gd
Kickass43: & remembr:
Kickass43: go ez on tha c wrd!!
SecStateUSA: Which word, sir?
Kickass43: ceasefire
SecStateUSA: I understand your concerns, Mr. President.
SecStateUSA: As per our conversation before I left, I have not used it except in the context of a goal to be realized after other conditions are met.
Kickass43: TUFF condishuns rite?
SecStateUSA: Yes, sir. Very tough.
Kickass43: nun of ur * reprimnds *
Kickass43: nun of ur * UN timeouts *
Kickass43: *condishuns* will b rite...
Kickass43: ONLY wen hezbollas anshunt histry...
Kickass43: i.e. wen tourists come 2 look @ tha bombd out ruins...
Kickass43: & have ther fotos snappd eatin a falafel...
Kickass43: in fronta tha old hq of tha ded crzy leadr...
Kickass43: & shake ther heds & say: wow that dude wuz nuts 2 take on israel!
Kickass43: iznt it nice that lebanons a thrivin peaceful democrcy now...
Kickass43: b4 ther tourbus takes em on 2 tha charmin port of syria...
Kickass43: 4 sum r&r @ a lovly hyatt resort...
Kickass43: THAT'S tha moment 4 a ceasefire & * diplomacy *
Kickass43: or * diplomASSy * hwvr u want 2 spell it
Kickass43: got it?
SecStateUSA: Yes, sir. We are both committed to working urgently to create the conditions for stability and lasting peace. Got it.
Kickass43: u hang in ther
Kickass43: repeat it 50x b4 u fall asleep
Kickass43: NO CEASEFIRE NO CEASEFIRE
SecStateUSA: Good night, Mr. President
SecStateUSA is offline.
Chat with Ladeezman42
9:19 PM
Decline/Accept Block
Ladeezman42: dude ur still up!
Ladeezman42: I need 2 talk witu
Ladeezman42: BAD
Kickass43: man u & tha rest of tha frikkin wrld
Kickass43: like tell me ur * problemos * r mor * urjento * than mine
Kickass43: its like ww4
Kickass43: & I feel like tha last man standin in tha magnifisent 7
Kickass43: evry1 elses bin gunnd down
Kickass43: ive evn lost blair
Kickass43: tony!!
Kickass43: who thot tha day wd come wen tha FRENCH wd b bttr buds than tha brits??!
Ladeezman42: u 4get: tha lebaneez speak french
Ladeezman42: chirac thinx dissis a war between tha arabs & tha french
Ladeezman42: course hes onside
Ladeezman42: (not 2 menshun his dealio$ wit tha harari family dat mite get blown up by those missiles kno wat im sayin)
Ladeezman42: germanys bin ok 2
Kickass43: merkels 1 tuff ass
Kickass43: 4 a chick
Kickass43: like her
Kickass43: mustve bin that bak rub
Kickass43: talk bout * massajin tha msg *
Ladeezman42: yeh
Ladeezman42: dat & tha fact hezbolla cd use a nu pr agency
Ladeezman42: like it don't look so gd 4 germany 2 b cheerin a team...
Ladeezman42: dat sez it wants 2 hit a chemical factry so it can "gas tha jews agen"
Kickass43: tru
Kickass43: but I don't understand y every1 aint onside
Kickass43: evn tha ARABS don't like hissbolla
Kickass43: sheik nasrallas 1 scared littl fuckr
Kickass43: he's like: how come im all alone out here?
Kickass43: wher are all my arab buds?
Kickass43: Hel-LO?
Kickass43: [echo: hellO hellO hellO]
Kickass43: it shd b an intl slam dunk
Kickass43: hisbolla launchs an attak...
Kickass43: israel responds...
Kickass43: but nooo! israel gets blamed 4 respondin!
Ladeezman42: blamd 4 respondin
Ladeezman42: man dats how I felt bout ken starr
Kickass43: not tha same dude
Kickass43: xept 4 tha part bout invadin jewish territory (i.e. monica)
Kickass43: wich wd make u hesbolla
Kickass43: so ken starr got it bout rite
Kickass43: :-)
Ladeezman42: ha ha
Ladeezman42: (4 tha recrd: SHE invaded ME)
Kickass43: so wassup?
Kickass43: b quik
Kickass43: I gotta get sum sleep b4 my red fone starts ringin agen
Ladeezman42: dats y im IMin u!
Ladeezman42: I can help!
Kickass43: U?
Kickass43: how?
Kickass43: I aint sendin U 2 tha middl east so get that rite outta ur hed
Kickass43: don't care if my old man promisd it
Ladeezman42: nah
Ladeezman42: ur old man didn't promise nuffin
Ladeezman42: xept 2 beat me @ golf
Ladeezman42: (tho u gotta admit im prtty gd @ tha middl east...
Ladeezman42: (play dat game bttr than u & ur old man)
Kickass43: its 1 big frikkin sandtrap from hell
Kickass43: like im NVR gettin outta it
Kickass43: so how u gna help?!
Kickass43: hand me a differnt club??
Ladeezman42: bingo
Ladeezman42: ur gna need tha hillry iron
Kickass43: ?
Kickass43: !
Kickass43: uh uh
Kickass43: no way
Kickass43: aint sendin her ovr
Kickass43: *fuggedaboutit*
Ladeezman42: dam ur slo!
Ladeezman42: y do I have 2 splain EVRYTHING!!
Kickass43: dude u sound like my math teachr
Kickass43: & jus like him
Kickass43: u still don't make any dam sens
Ladeezman42: k
Ladeezman42: pay attenshun
Ladeezman42: hav u notised r lady from ny has bin kinda quiet on dis war?
Kickass43: that aint tru
Kickass43: wuznt she @ sum pro-isral rally quotin my bud newt?
Ladeezman42: duh
Ladeezman42: she's gotta say SUMPIN cuz its like ny
Ladeezman42: but I can tell u she's scared...
Ladeezman42: REAL scared bout wat dis wars doin...
Kickass43: ys she scared?
Kickass43: missls aint hittin dc
Kickass43: yet
Ladeezman42: its not tha missles!!
Ladeezman42: (roll eyes)
Ladeezman42: shes scared of tha party!
Ladeezman42: u bin readin tha polls???
Kickass43: try not 2
Ladeezman42: dems want a ceasefire...
Ladeezman42: like by yesterday
Ladeezman42: but her constiuents want hizbolla...
Ladeezman42: 2 b yesterday's day-old speshul
Ladeezman42: kno wat im sayin?
Kickass43: don't hav time 2 do clinton aljebra
Kickass43: spell. it. out.
Kickass43: PLS
Ladeezman42: Put. Her. On. The. Spot.
Ladeezman42: shes trappd!
Ladeezman42: u got her!
Ladeezman42: rite in tha frikkin crosshairs!!
Kickass43: ?
Ladeezman42: read my lips
Kickass43: way harsh
Ladeezman42: k then lissen up
Ladeezman42: tha dems want an immediat ceasefire...
Kickass43: chek
Ladeezman42: her constuents want hizbollah 2 b histry
Kickass43: chek
Ladeezman42: so flush her out!
Ladeezman42: make her choose btween party & state!
Kickass43: how?
Ladeezman42: man do I hafta fire tha gun as well as load it?!
Kickass43: uh yeah
Ladeezman42: u guys jus sent a planeload of bunkr bustrs 2 israel rite?
Kickass43: um rite
Kickass43: that wuz a leak...
Kickass43: of a critical state secrt...
Kickass43: by sum1 in tha wh press offis...
Kickass43: whos name isnt tony snow
Ladeezman42: k fine
Ladeezman42: * whatevah*
Ladeezman42: on ur nxt planeload...
Ladeezman42: y dontu ask hillry 2 go along...?
Ladeezman42: u kno--as a * gd will ambassadr * 2 israel
Ladeezman42: let her delivr tha missils in person
Ladeezman42: (schumer wd do it in a flash)
Kickass43: wdnt that help her?
Ladeezman42: yeh
Ladeezman42: wit ny
Ladeezman42: but tha party wd go ballistic (forgiv pun)
Ladeezman42: she'd b compltly paralyzed
Ladeezman42: omg wat do I do??
Ladeezman42: & u guys cd hav an effin ball:
Ladeezman42: "What u don't want 2 help israel defend itself? R u ashamed of israel's defense?"
Ladeezman42: cd finish her off real gd
Ladeezman42: & u kno how happy dat wd make ME
Kickass43: thats prtty gd
Kickass43: tho id rather send lieberman
Kickass43: heck id love 2 rplace CONDI w/lieberman
Kickass43: he wdnt b throwin round tha stupid c-word
Kickass43: he'd be throwin round tha h-bomb
Ladeezman42: yeh well think bout it
Ladeezman42: tha dems cant afford 2 hav tha jews pull outta tha party
Ladeezman42: dat wd b like tha GOP pissin off tha oil industry
Ladeezman42: itsa "slam dunk" from ur pt of view
Kickass43: k bud
Kickass43: will do
Kickass43: IM me if u get any more brite ideas
Kickass43: like how 2 take out kerry 2
Kickass43: arrogant sob
Kickass43: did u c wat he sed?!
Kickass43: "If I wuz presidnt this wdnt have happend"
Kickass43: no like tha hole effin wrld wdve lookd like southrn beruit insted!
Ladeezman42: don't blame me
Ladeezman42: I campaignd 4 lieberman!
Kickass43: g2g
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TO BE CONTINUED: Kickass43 will be taking the month of August off and will return after Labor Day. Have a great (quiet?!) summer. --DC
