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Danny Groner

Danny Groner

Posted: February 17, 2011 07:43 PM

While debate over sports often centers around which team is supreme in its sport, there's also simultaneously an ongoing discussion among those who support perennial "cellar dwellers" over which city provokes the most misery and suffering for its fans. All it takes is one championship in one sport to lift a city from its self-perception of intense futility that no one else could possibly understand. And fans hold out hope that when one of their teams rises in the rankings perhaps this could be the team to lead them back to more than the promised land -- it could represent full-fledged freedom from the unforgiving ridicule and enduring disappointment that comes with being so predictably bad in every arena. Yet, many cities, despite whatever fleeting hope, remain in their familiar losing settings for years, if not decades, longer than they would have wished. Here, a rundown of the most recent complaints from fed-up writers over the struggling squads that they are assigned to cover. Who makes the best case?

Atlanta: "Folks, I feel your pain," said Mark Bradley in the Atlanta Journal-Constitution last month. "Since big-time professional sports arrived in 1966," our city has one professional championship to its name. The Hawks are a "cosmic whiff" and the rest of our teams regularly come up short. "Whenever one of our teams gets close, Lucy snatches away the football and Charlie Brown goes flying." So don't blame me for being "jaded."

Houston: Houston is a "sad sports city," contended Jerome Solomon in the Houston Chronicle last month. "Houston is so desperate a sports town that this is the point where some sad Houstonian is subject to throw the Dynamo and the Comets on the table." All we have left to win "are 'how bad things are' arguments."

Seattle: "Living out here on the far left edge of the country, it sometimes feels as if Seattle is the forgotten orphan of sports," said Steve Kelley in The Seattle Times last summer. "But listen up: The worst is over." Our women's basketball and soccer teams are looking up. "The Storm and Sounders have become symbols of what this sports scene can become." There's been so much bad news over the past two years -- most notably when the Sonics packed up and left town. "I think Seattle is a good sports town that deserves more than it is getting." Stand by your teams, people.

Washington, D.C.: When I started this job seven years ago, there was real hope to turn things around, said Mike Wise in the Washington Post last month. But "with a few exceptions, we are still losers." Our baseball team can't compete, our basketball team lost its stars, and our football team shows "no vision and there may never be." It's been a terrible, rocky ride. "In other words, we can lose touch with who we are. We are losers, Washington. So just accept it. In fact, hail it."

Denver: "When did all these beautiful people of Denver sports decide we make lousy neighbors?" asks Mark Kiszla in the Denver Post. "Our stars are fleeing town," which has led to a "great recession of Denver sports." Does anyone want to play for our teams anymore? "The greatest sports fans in America are in the dumps. Sure, we live in Denver. But we're stuck in a Detroit state of mind." But let's fight back: We should "send a little message to any sports star who thinks it's too hard to do great things in Denver: Get lost." There's hope yet.

 
 
 
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01:13 PM on 02/24/2011
Sorry Danny but Cleveland has to be the most tortured sports city. Honorable mention to Minneapolis/St. Paul and Buffalo.
04:08 AM on 02/23/2011
I believe that's gotta be Cleveland. I'm pretty sure their last title was an NFL championship pre-merger in 1964 over the Colts.
10:20 PM on 02/22/2011
San Diego deserves to be on the list too. The only championship was by the Chargers in 1963, and that was the AFL championship
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ScottV
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11:51 AM on 02/22/2011
At least those cities have had some winning what about Cleveland I can't remember the last time a Cleveland sports team won anything.
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24hourrifle
A time comes when silence is betrayal
09:48 AM on 02/21/2011
I know people in Atlanta,and I know there are good sports fans there,however....as a whole,Atl fans do not show up to support their teams nearly as much as they should.....even when they are successful,the crowds are disappointing.

I live in Philly,and I know that it's fashionable to bash Philly sports fans as a bunch of wild maniacs etc etc....but the fact is,even when our teams are losing,we tend to fill stadiums/arenas....

and btw....compared to the way NY sports fans behave,Philly fans are polite and cuddly teddy bears....it has just become an easy and cliched move for sports writers to resort to "Philly fans booed Santa Claus" or whatever.

but how much attention was focused on Yankees fans last season when they threw beer/spit on Cliff Lees wife?....or the dude who ran out on the field after ARod?....virtually none.

believe me,I know we have had our moments,to say the least....I just cant stand the way that the negative incidents are blown waaaay out of proportion,while the overall positive aspects are ignored.

am I bitter?....hell yes I'm bitter.
10:42 AM on 02/21/2011
Both Cliff Lee and his wife stated that the alleged spitting incident did not occur. Yes, Philly is a crap town with knuckle-dragging luddites for fans, but clearly the worst, front-running, ignorant and smelly fans in the WORLD are all within an hour's drive of downtown Atlanta. Special shout-out to Marietta-the worst suburb in America!
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24hourrifle
A time comes when silence is betrayal
11:22 AM on 02/21/2011
http://sports.espn.go.com/new-york/mlb/news/story?id=5729471&source=ESPNHeadlines

he never said it didnt happen....he said it didnt influence his decision....which is hard to believe.

say what you like about philly fans,but all of the evidence proves that AT WORST,they are equal to the "knuckle dragging luddite fans" of NY....

nice try.
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liberaldawg
Spalding Gray in a Rick Dees world.
02:42 PM on 02/20/2011
Atlanta doesn't care much about pro sports. Why should it when there is big time college football within a 3 hour drive in every direction.
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HairFarmer
02:07 PM on 02/20/2011
No Cleveland or Sacramento ?? Imean Sac loves their teams so much that even tho they Suck (kings) or are minor leaguers they allways draw big crowds of loyal fans and now it's been reported that the Maloofs are thinking of moving the Kings to of all places Anaheim, WTF.
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Andman0121
02:02 PM on 02/20/2011
LOL no mention of Cleveland? These other cities are practically world champions compared to Cleveland. Gimme a break!
01:14 PM on 02/20/2011
How Cleveland is not on this list baffles me. Cleveland has gone the longest without a championship of any kind. The last Cleveland championship period was the 1964 Browns.

And KC should be on the list as well. Most disrespectful NFL fans; cheapo owners of the lousy excuse of an MLB team (which should be Downtown but isn't); the NBA and NHL left town a long time ago (for Sacramento and Jersey, respectively); and way too enamored with college teams that play 40 miles away.

I do, however, agree with having Atlanta (only championship was the '95 Braves), Houston (Texans have yet to make the playoffs), Seattle (moving the Sonics was a huge mistake), and Washington (one word, really: Natinals).
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10:43 AM on 02/21/2011
Most disrespectful NFL fans in KC, really? How so? The Kings were stolen by the Lukenbill brothers and moved to Sacramento. The Scouts owner was well intentioned, but in it over his head financially. They moved to Denver before NJ by the way. I do agree about the Royals owners. They are completely reprehensible.
11:58 AM on 03/07/2011
For starters, the National Anthem ends "Home of the brave," NOT "Home of the CHIEFS!" That is THE most disrespectful thing any American can do, and for any organization to encourage that type of behavior is wrong. Need I go on?
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03:22 AM on 02/20/2011
Sick of the Brown/Blackburn family that owns the Cincy Bengals. They are cheap and
yet get the use of a new stadium at taxpayer expense....what, about 15 times a year...
and then it sits EMPTY !

Are the Reds any better, not as far as playing, but the typical
Socialism for the Rich scheme, NOPE ! And this is the same
around the US, and almost always for some super rich Republican
that claims to hate Socialism ....go figure ?!
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Winthorpe
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01:53 AM on 02/20/2011
I assume that this is the battle for second place behind Cleveland. They clinched the title long ago.
schrodster
veni vidi I'm outta here
12:49 PM on 02/20/2011
Agree. Cleveland reminds me of Secretariat winning the Belmont but the battle for place snd show is interesting
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Winthorpe
Need a fourth for squash
07:34 AM on 02/21/2011
That analogy is tough to beat.
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Adam616
bweh
02:59 PM on 02/20/2011
You took the words right off of my keyboard.
Dayne
People are people
06:50 PM on 02/19/2011
Being a Seattle fan I simply look forward to another year of crushed aspiration, I don't even get to complain about the Sonics anymore. I will give some props to the Seattle Storm though, after that I'm at a loss. Sorry, I just remembered the '79 Sonics . . . that was a year . . . so long ago.

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04:32 AM on 02/22/2011
But we have the best stadiums.!? It's something...right?
05:56 PM on 02/19/2011
I would have to say the worst cities for sports are Seattle, Oakland, San Diego, Cleveland and Cincinnati.
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studioh!
bridging the snarchasm
11:42 AM on 02/19/2011
can't touch the nfl in loss angeles
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steph81
10:27 AM on 02/19/2011
Oakland. Raiders, A's, Warriors. Hands down.
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skatscan
07:48 AM on 02/20/2011
Cleveland trumps that easily. Browns, Browns again, Indians, and Caviliers.

Seattle with Seahawks, Mariners, and sonic (I mean Oklahoma Thunder)
12:09 PM on 02/20/2011
Raiders are coming back next year son. the A's have good young pitching to compete with. the Warriors though...meh.
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HairFarmer
02:12 PM on 02/20/2011
being a baseball fan that lives in the east bay is rough, and even when the A's win no one shows up, the place is a dump in a ghetto, the owners seem to be doing whatever they can to jump out o town, it really is too bad, and tehy're trying to blackmail a city w/ no funds in order to "stay local" Screw Lew Wolf and Billy Bean.