Ailes Compares Fox News to Terrorist Group?

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No, he didn't!

Did Roger Ailes just say what I think he said?

"Candidates who can't face Fox, can't face al Qaeda, and that's what's coming."

Okay, lemme get this straight. In order to take on the deadliest, most cunning and elusive terrorist network in the world, you must first be prepared to take on a sensationalist GOP sponsored news channel.

Okay, people. We're at war. We're playing for keeps now. So don't waste your time heeding the advice of seasoned counter-terrorism experts who know what they're talking about, hiring experienced, qualified personnel with no conflicts of interest, or attacking terrorists where they are instead of where they aren't. Those are not essential requirements; haven't you learned anything from your president? No, your ability to fight terror can only be demonstrated by answering loaded questions on a network owned and operated by your political opponents whose objective is to spin your every word to cast you in a negative light.

These are your true enemies that must be feared. These are people that will post your image onscreen while reporting on indicted congressmen that have your skin tone. They will put a "D" beside names of Republicans caught soliciting sex from teen pages. They will "accidentally" mispronounce your name to associate you with notorious Islamic extremists and/or infamous genocidal dictators. Then they'll ask you why you hate freedom.

Planning on saving American lives? Money? Our reputation? Our future? Get ready, the road to victory leads through Fox News. Without them you can't touch al Qaeda, but their people can...if only they could find them.

 



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