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Dave Astor

Dave Astor

Posted: September 2, 2010 03:48 PM

The Draft to End All Drafts

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If the draft was reinstated, the U.S. would have a harder time fighting unpopular wars like the one currently being waged in Antarctica.

An all-"volunteer" military ("volunteer" as in you better enlist because there are no other jobs in this rotten economy) means only a tiny segment of America is directly affected by wars. Which explains why I mistakenly said we're fighting in Antarctica rather than Afghanistan, though I do worry about Taliban penguins.

Anyway, if Americans of a certain age could all be potentially drafted, suddenly a lot of people would have a vested interest in whether or not the U.S. should be taking on fundamentalist Taliban penguins who hate our freedom and our seafood (since the BP oil spill).

But in the unlikely event that a draft was reinstated, it wouldn't be fair to force anti-war people to fight. So the draft should be limited to hawkish politicians, hawkish corporate execs, hawkish media commentators, and the like. If these people are too old for induction, their children or grandchildren could be drafted instead. After all, we must protect the homeland from radical fundamentalist Taliban penguins.

Of course, most right-wing American bigwigs who are gung-ho for unnecessary wars want nothing to do with fighting them. One priceless example of this was when then-35-year-old conservative pundit Jonah Goldberg said in 2005 that he didn't sign up for the Iraq War he strongly supported because "my family couldn't afford the lost income, I have a baby daughter...." As if military people from poor and working-class backgrounds don't have children and other life situations they have to wrench themselves away from to fight the evil-doing radical fundamentalist Taliban penguins.

So a draft that only targeted hawkish right-wingers could result in most of those potential inductees fleeing to southern Canada (a new "Southern Strategy"?). Or they might race further north to the Arctic, where there are no penguins of any ideology.

All this conservative draft-dodging would make America's military too small to invade/occupy any country -- meaning fewer deaths and more money for U.S. social programs. To which I would say: "mission accomplished!"


 
 
 
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ssfahrer
10:46 PM on 09/14/2010
A draft (with its GUARANTEED supply of soldiers as opposed to a volunteer army that has no such guarantees) would actually INSURE that wars can continue perpetually. One of the main reasons wars go on and on is because there is a supply of soldiers who can die in them. If people had enough cajones NOT TO VOLUNTEER, there would be no supply of soldiers. With no supply of soldiers, the U S military would shrivel up and DIE. Perhaps more Liberals should be FOLLOWING Jonah Goldberg's example instead of criticizing him for NOT VOLUNTEERING.....
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Dave Astor
09:24 AM on 09/15/2010
Thanks for your comment, ssfahrer. Jonah Goldberg didn't volunteer for a war he SUPPORTED. If he didn't volunteer for a war he OPPOSED, I'd have no problem with that.

I do think a draft can make it harder for the U.S. to get into and sustain wars. If much of the population (including conservatives and higher-income people) can potentially die in wars, they will be less likely to go along with unnecessary ones. That's not the case when a relatively small number of "volunteers" are doing all the fighting and dying.
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07:14 PM on 09/14/2010
Thanks, Michael. A draft today would stop this war in a month. Some of these volunteer service people are doing five+ years of deployment in combat areas. While I was in Vietnam as a volunteer in the 60's, the draft ensured that I would rotate out of combat and be relieved by fresher minds and bodies after one year. I can't imagine what these folks are going through. This war is heaping shameful treatment of honorable enlistees and National Guard conscripts who should have been home long ago.
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Dave Astor
07:59 PM on 09/14/2010
Excellent comment, LeftVetPatriot. Thank you.
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Michael Richard
03:01 PM on 09/13/2010
Thanks for alerting me to the uhm, fundamentalist penguin threat, I'll consider joining up to help take the fight to Antarctica.
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Dave Astor
03:38 PM on 09/13/2010
Thanks, Michael, for your droll comment! Given Hollywood's mania for sequels, we may soon get "March of the Penguins II: The South Pole Surge" ....
02:50 AM on 09/10/2010
I'm in complete agreement. For the good of the country, each and every American needs to have some skin in the game. I reckon that's why the powers that be are utterly against a draft - why the hell would they want a truly motivated electorate? Things are hunky-dory for them as they are.

And it doesn't have to be military only, there could be teaching corps, a building corps, an environmental corps. Stranger things have happened, but it is pie in the sky, so says me cynical self...
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Dave Astor
07:52 AM on 09/10/2010
Thanks, chlduvth70s. Well said. For those American politicians and arms manufacturers and military people who want wars, ending the draft was a brilliant move.
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inspjoe
take two go to right
11:33 PM on 09/09/2010
i hope i get this right. we said it when they were trying to draft my young butt.

Old men send young men off to war as long as they are not rich
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Dave Astor
07:47 AM on 09/10/2010
"Old men send young men off to war as long as they are not rich" -- a lot of truth to that statement. Thanks, inspjoe.
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Helen O'Reilly
I think I'm too big for a micro-anything!
02:23 PM on 09/07/2010
That's what I'm SAYIN'!
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Helen O'Reilly
I think I'm too big for a micro-anything!
02:22 PM on 09/07/2010
Don't get me started; I've been saying this for years!
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Dave Astor
03:12 PM on 09/07/2010
Thanks, Helen!
03:23 AM on 09/06/2010
Perhaps the hawks, faced with actually having to fight their wars, would dodge the draft by claiming conscientious objector status! Now that would be ironic.
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Dave Astor
07:43 AM on 09/06/2010
Thanks for your comment, nycstudent! Republicans these days are certainly conscientious about objecting to things....
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Americulchie
01:19 PM on 09/05/2010
Mr.Astor I have been saying for years the same thing.You sir are a genius.
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Dave Astor
01:32 PM on 09/05/2010
Thank you, Americulchie! Maybe inflation will swell my IQ so I can deserve your praise!
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Jerry Zezima
11:30 AM on 09/05/2010
The only solution to the problem of defeating Taliban penguins would be to draft Sidney Crosby and the Pittsburgh Penguins. True, Sid the Kid is Canadian, and penguins live in Antarctica, but they're all based in the Steel City, which is solidly (thanks to the steel) American.
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Dave Astor
12:08 PM on 09/05/2010
"Operation Hockey Freedom"?
02:55 PM on 09/03/2010
That would be great! All the columnists and talk show pundits who espouse war would be the first on the list to be drafted. They would then begin to realize that every time they opened their mouths they would be liable to get that letter from Uncle Sam. Then, they would cease bloviating about how great war is (without them having to actually participate) and with that reduction of hot air our global warming problems would finally be solved.
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Dave Astor
03:52 PM on 09/03/2010
Thanks, BuzzMKimba. Great comment! I hadn't thought about the bonus of having global warming eliminated. Some of these pundits do have a large "carbon mouthprint."
10:36 PM on 09/02/2010
The sentiment is valid, but I worry about the practicality of sending a bunch of overweight anti-depressant addicts into a counterinsurgency operation with rules of engagement not a little bit more complicated than the typical reality show.

Training Afghan peasants to use flush toilets and drive automobiles is difficult enough. Sending the Twitter generation to unify warring tribes of fundamentalist xenophobes in Central Asia just doesn't seem like a very good idea.
06:26 PM on 09/02/2010
Howdy, Mr. Astor!

-- [I]f Americans of a certain age could all be potentially drafted . . . --

. . . then our Medicare and Social Security funding issues might disappear faster than a platter of Maine lobsters, blue-eyed oysters, deviled crabs, marine mussels, and sea clams within grasping distance of Rush Limbaugh.

Personally, I am OK with eating the rich, but, regrettably, they give me gas. Besides, I am an ovolactovegetarian, which, regrettably, also gives me gas.

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Dave Astor
06:53 PM on 09/02/2010
Hi MugRuith1,
Thanks for your ultra-clever note! I gather that Rush Limbaugh doesn't have a problem getting enough Omega-3....
Dave