Sit still for a moment. Feel the breeze?
Let me guess. A lot of it's coming from your right, isn't it?
Thought so.
It's a bird.
A big one. Big enough to actually create the wind that you're feeling.
Called the Hannitus Blabanoxia, it's a loud, spineless, flightless...
Posted December 8, 2009 | 02:56 PM (EST)