Dave Hill

I probably shouldn't even have to tell you this, but Ice Loves Coco.  Ice loves Coco so much, in fact, that they even made a TV show about it. It is called Ice Loves Coco and...

As many of you literary types are well aware, my first book, an important collection of essays called Tasteful Nudes, will be unleashed on an unsuspecting public on May 22 via St. Martin's Press, the popular book company. And yes -- I, like you, am pretty excited about...

Fucked again. Just when I thought the cracker industry was done making my life a living hell, I've just returned from the grocery store, where I was disturbed to find that the Nabisco people have gone and decided -- without warning, mind you -- to make their popular Original Premium...

Hello. This is Dave Hill, the incredibly famous American person who is in no way to be confused with the guitar player from Slade of the same name even though we both have incredible hair and are really great at rocking people without even really trying.

Anyway, I just wanted...

There has been a lot of information swirling about lately about how to "survive a bear attack," most of which could get you killed or even worse. So-- without further adieu or any other French stuff -- here is my entirely smart advice on the subject.

Of the many land-based...

Dave Hill, a really cool guy, was walking down the street. A lot of people Dave Hill passed on the street couldn't help but think to themselves what a cool and also very considerate guy Dave seemed to...

Last night I watched "The Evil Dead," the hit 1981 film written and directed by Sam Raimi, whom you no doubt know as the director of the popular "Spider Man" films starring Tobey Maguire in the role of a lifetime, and also the producer of...

Yesterday, I heard some unsettling news about some nutjob (specifically a female nutjob by the name of Layla Rosetta Trawick, who is from Antioch, California, one of the oldest towns in California, having been founded in 1850. The year following the discovery of gold, there...

Yesterday, I ended up in a drug store in search of duct tape and some other things I needed for later when I happened upon the soap aisle without even trying. There, my attention was immediately drawn to the Burt's Bees section of products. In...

It is with great pride that I, Dave Hill, the world's preeminent Dave Hill, announce the creation of something I have cooked up in my spare time, something I like to call (and you should too) International Holy F@#king Sh*t Day, which will...

I've just returned from my corner deli where once again, against all odds, I happened upon another cat who was shopping. As many of you who have been following my career from the very beginning are well aware,...

Last night I watched The Birds, the popular Alfred Hitchcock film in which a bunch of birds are total dicks to every human in sight for no apparent reason other than the fact that they are birds and they have been putting up with people's bullshit for way too long...

Dear Hugh Jackman,

Mondays -- am I right? Do not even get me started on this topic. Before I go getting all whiny about things though, first things first -- how are you? Awesome, I bet. After all, you are Hugh Jackman. I imagine "awesome" is pretty much the default...

Yesterday, I went shopping at my local grocery/deli type store on the corner and saw this little kitty cat shopping at the same time I was. A lot of people think kitty cats pretty much never go shopping,...

Dear Hugh Jackman,

You were in the hit movie "X-Men Origins: Wolverine" the popular film that- as hinted at in the title- chronicles the origins of your popular X-Men character Wolverine, which is awesome. They put you underwater...

It's Monday and I am still coming down from the gayest day of the year (Gay Pride Day in New York City, in case you happen to live here and didn't leave the house) in a city that is already pretty gay year round if you really think about it....

Success--will we ever really understand it? Probably not, but as long as we're on the topic, it wouldn't kill you to put on a pair of pants. I say this not to suggest that pants are by any means the sole key to success. In fact, depending on the situation,...

"Shark attack! Shark attack!" That is what the people of Sydney, Australia were heard to say recently when there was a shark attack in their popular town. As is often the case when a shark attacks somebody, everyone was really surprised by the shark attack, especially a man by the...

If there is one thing I have seriously been getting into lately, it is beach babes.

For the uninitiated, beach babes are not unlike regular babes except for the fact that they are...

Last night, after a seriously killer workout at one of the many gyms near my house that I routinely tear up like a motherfucker to the delight and amazement of pretty much everyone else at the...