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David Moye
David Moye is a pop culture journalist with 20 years experience writing on offbeat subjects. He is the former senior editor of Wireless Flash, a news agency that provided The Daily Show, Good Morning America and many other shows with guest booking and news segments. In his spare time, he plays AC/DC on the ukulele and does psychic readings for B-grade celebrities.

Entries by David Moye

Florida Twins Arrested For Throwing Bricks At Each Other

(18) Comments | Posted May 22, 2015 | 1:38 PM

A Florida judge may throw the book at twin brothers accused of throwing bricks at each other.

Michael and James Remelius, both 52, were arrested Tuesday night after the two started arguing with each other in the front yard of an Orange City home, according to the Florida...

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Neb. Woman Attacks Snoring Boyfriend With Crowbar: Police

(25) Comments | Posted May 21, 2015 | 1:13 PM

A man in Lincoln, Nebraska, woke up to a real life nightmare Monday morning: His girlfriend was hitting him in the back with a crowbar.

Elizabeth Hogrefe, 45, allegedly attacked her 58-year-old boyfriend because she couldn't take his snoring, police said, according to the Lincoln Journal-Star.

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Aussie Sheep Station Under Fire For Cursing At Animals

(7) Comments | Posted May 21, 2015 | 1:06 PM

Get the flock out of here!

The Boorungie Station sheep ranch in New South Wales, Australia, is facing accusations of animal abuse from People for the Ethical Treatment of Animals (PETA), not because of any physical abuse, but because employees used foul language around the animals.

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Aspen Man Hires Stuffed Owl As His Defense Attorney

(45) Comments | Posted May 20, 2015 | 7:01 PM

Defending yourself in a court case is rarely recommended, but appointing a stuffed owl as your lawyer is really bird-brained.

Nevertheless, that's who -- or what -- Charles Abbott brought as his attorney when he appeared in an Aspen, Colorado, courtroom on Tuesday, the Associated Press reports.


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Hillary Clinton Porn Parody Heats Up Presidential Election

(18) Comments | Posted May 20, 2015 | 4:58 PM

Need proof the election season is in full swing for swingers? How about a porn film based on Hillary Clinton's race for the Oval Office.

In the pervy political parody, filmed Tuesday in Los Angeles, adult actress Nina Hartley plays the former secretary of state. James Bartholet costars as...

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Florida Man Brings 2 Kids To Failed Drug Deal, Police Say

(4) Comments | Posted May 20, 2015 | 12:54 PM

A Florida man is facing child abuse charges after allegedly bringing his two kids to a botched drug deal.

Charles McDowell, 54, was arrested Sunday night in the parking lot of a Motel 6 near Daytona Beach after Volusia County Sheriff's deputies were called there for a reported...

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Bakery Goofs By Making 'My Little Tony' Cake For Birthday Party

(37) Comments | Posted May 19, 2015 | 7:18 PM

An Italian bakery has egg on its face after confusing a request for a "My Little Pony" cake for one featuring an obscure crooner named "Little Tony."

When the employees of a pastry shop in Gangi, Sicily, were asked to make a birthday cake for a 9-year-old girl's...

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$175,000 Worth Of Cocaine Washes Up On Texas Beach

(11) Comments | Posted May 19, 2015 | 1:40 PM

A man in Galveston, Texas, got a big shock Sunday morning while walking along the beach.

The unidentified man found 15 pounds of cocaine with an estimated street value of $175,000, reports.

He called Galveston Police who gathered up the bags -- 30 in all -- and...

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Accused Burglar Falls Asleep During Heist

(53) Comments | Posted May 18, 2015 | 4:33 PM

A good night's sleep is essential for success in all things, and that apparently includes robbery.

Police in Sarasota, Florida, arrested Timothy Bontrager, 29, Saturday morning after a homeowner woke up to find him sleeping on her couch, reports.

Bontrager allegedly entered the home overnight through an...

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You're Under Arrest, Sucker!

(12) Comments | Posted May 15, 2015 | 10:32 AM

A woman in Waltham, Massachusetts, who was arrested for allegedly assaulting a cop, resisting arrest, and attempting to flee from custody, may have wanted to thumb her nose at officials.

How else do you explain a mug shot where she is sucking her index finger?

Anna Piccioli, 26,...

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Isobel Varley, World's Most Tattooed Female Senior, Remembered

(143) Comments | Posted May 14, 2015 | 6:11 PM

Isobel Varley, recognized by Guinness World Records as the female senior citizen with the most tattoos, has died at the age of 77.

Varley died Monday after a long battle against Alzheimer's disease, the Telegraph reports.

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Breastfeeding Mom Blames Whiskey-Soaked Burgers For DUI

(28) Comments | Posted May 14, 2015 | 2:03 PM

A Florida mother accused of driving drunk with four small kids in the car allegedly told police the alcohol on her breath came from the four whiskey-soaked hamburgers she had consumed.

Cateria Thomas, 33, was arrested early Tuesday morning in New Smyrna Beach, Florida, after Volusia County deputies noticed her...

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Man Robs Credit Union For Girlfriend's Bail Money: Cops

(6) Comments | Posted May 13, 2015 | 6:32 PM

What a boyfriend!

Police in Pleasant Grove, Utah, said Robert Phillip Rivas, 26, robbed the Utah Community Credit Union on May 4, to get bail money for his girlfriend, who was behind bars on drug charges, according to

Rivas and his suspected accomplice Armando Jesse Ambriz,...

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Partying Oklahoma Woman Allegedly Leaves Child In Car On Mother's Day

(85) Comments | Posted May 13, 2015 | 3:24 PM

Hayley Dawn Hampton probably won't forget this past Mother's Day, thanks to an arrest for suspected child neglect.

Hampton, 28, was allegedly left her 4-year-old child in the back seat of a gray Nissan Xterra on Monday while she was having drinks at a sports bar in Oklahoma...

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New Dish For Robbers At Subway -- DNA Marking

(11) Comments | Posted May 12, 2015 | 6:54 PM

Keep your felonious fingers off our $5 footlongs!

Anyone who attempts to rob a Subway sandwich shop at one Knoxville, Tennessee, location will get something extra with their order -- a sneaky splash of synthetic DNA right in the forehead.

On Monday, one of the city's Subway franchises...

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Man Who Killed Stepdad With 'Atomic Wedgie' Pleads Guity To Manslaughter

(38) Comments | Posted May 12, 2015 | 5:45 PM

An Oklahoma man pleaded guilty Monday to murdering his dad with an "atomic wedgie."

Brad Lee Davis, 34, admitted to killing Denver St. Clair, 58, in December 2013. He told the court
that he did it “in the heat of passion while defending myself in a...

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Body Scanner Reveals Heroin In Woman's Vagina

(14) Comments | Posted May 12, 2015 | 4:47 PM

A Maryland woman being processed at jail after her arrest was charged again when a body scanner detected heroin in her vagina.

Brittany Ann Sapp, 23, was arrested Saturday after a deputy in Frederick County, Maryland, pulled her over for a traffic violation, according to the Associated Press.

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Florida Woman Fakes Bomb Threat In Hopes Of Getting A Ride: Police

(2) Comments | Posted May 7, 2015 | 1:57 PM

She's accused of calling in a bomb threat to get a free ride, and she got one -- straight to jail.

It's an unusual method Patricia Lee Bembow allegedly used Monday to get picked up from a Raceway gas station in Pensacola, Florida.

Bembow called a U.S. Navy...

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Bank Robber Brazenly Instagrams Video Of His Own Heist, Police Say

(23) Comments | Posted May 7, 2015 | 12:37 PM

An alleged bank robber's ego led to his arrest, after he posted video on Instagram that gives a first-person perspective of the heist.

Dominyk Antonio Alfonseca, 23, was arrested Monday afternoon in Virginia Beach, Virginia about 20 minutes after he robbed the TowneBank, police say.

Alfonseca may have helped investigators...

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Take Out Your Credit Cards! We've Found The Weirdest Mother's Day Gifts

(0) Comments | Posted May 6, 2015 | 9:01 AM

Being a mother is a crazy job. You have to raise these bizarre little blobs known as babies into human-type creatures that, hopefully, can find a productive place in society.

The weirdest part of it all comes on Mother's Day when these rug rats thank you for your love by...

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