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David Moye
David Moye is a pop culture journalist with 20 years experience writing on offbeat subjects. He is the former senior editor of Wireless Flash, a news agency that provided The Daily Show, Good Morning America and many other shows with guest booking and news segments. In his spare time, he plays AC/DC on the ukulele and does psychic readings for B-grade celebrities.

Entries by David Moye

Florida Man Fired After Facebook Post Saying He Wants To Marry His Dog

(294) Comments | Posted July 2, 2015 | 4:05 PM

Ryan Uhler thought he was being funny when he took to Facebook to compare marrying his dog to same-sex marriage, but he quickly found himself in the doghouse at work.

Uhler, 32, a resident of Cape Coral, Florida, posted the following message the day after the Supreme Court's June...

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Armless Woman Jessica Cox Flies Plane With Feet

(2) Comments | Posted July 2, 2015 | 3:47 PM

By any definition, Jessica Cox is an accomplished woman.

The 32-year-old resident of Tucson, Arizona, was born without arms, but has managed to learn how to surf, play the piano and get a black belt in Tae Kwan Do.

She's also learned to fly an airplane,...

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Rescue Mission For 'Lifeless Body' Finds Papa Smurf Balloon

(5) Comments | Posted June 19, 2015 | 4:01 PM

Someone really blue it.

When a train passenger in Dusseldorf, Germany, saw a dead "bearded man in a blue coat and red trousers" near the railroad tracks Tuesday evening, he immediately reported it to authorities.

A helicopter crew soon spotted the potential victim and, indeed, he was wearing...

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Sex, Drugs And 'Heavy Metal Parking Lot'

(21) Comments | Posted June 19, 2015 | 11:51 AM

The real debauchery at Judas Priest concerts back in the '80s didn't take place on stage -- it went down in the parking lot.

Filmmakers Jeff Krulik and John Heyn created an underground sensation in 1986 when they turned their cameras on the stoned, half-dressed Judas Priest fans outside...

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Pro Tip: Don't Steal A Stick If You Can't Drive A Stick

(26) Comments | Posted June 19, 2015 | 10:18 AM

Talk about a bum steer: Utah Police say a man tried to steal a car, then had to call a cab after he couldn't figured out how to use a stick shift.

Officers in Logan said they arrested Alexander Katz on Tuesday after the 19-year-old and his underage girlfriend allegedly...

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Georgia Woman Accused Of Stealing 131 Pairs Of Underwear

(35) Comments | Posted June 17, 2015 | 6:59 PM

Talk about getting your panties in a bunch.

A woman in Jasper, Georgia, faces felony shoplifting charges after authorities said she stole 131 pairs of underwear from a Walmart in nearby Kennesaw on Sunday night, according to

The purloined panties were worth $749.95 in all.

Police said...

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Couple Stabs Neighbor With Rake After Loud Sex Complaints, Police Say

(36) Comments | Posted June 17, 2015 | 6:12 PM

When Mark Galin of Rogersville, Tennessee, heard some loud noises coming from the apartment next door on June 9, he feared domestic abuse and called police.

It turns out that the couple in question wasn't quarreling -- they were having sex.

Later that night, 57-year-old Galin again called...

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Sex Organ Beauty Pageants Bulging Out All Over (NSFW)

(2) Comments | Posted June 17, 2015 | 3:34 PM

Beauty contests once focused on the whole package. Now some are just focused on the package -- literally.

On Saturday, the Brooklyn-based Kings County Saloon held its 3rd Annual Smallest Penis Contest.

In addition, Autoblow, a company that makes a machine designed to perform artificial blowjobs,...

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Man Robs Bank Using Sex Toy Disguised As Bomb, Police Say

(5) Comments | Posted June 16, 2015 | 4:12 PM

A Pennsylvania man accused of using a bomb to rob a bank Monday afternoon says his weapon of choice was actually just a vibrator wrapped in duct tape.

Aaron Stein, 35, allegedly robbed a PNC Bank in Crafton by telling employees he was carrying an explosive device.


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Alabama Man Molests Wife's Shih Tzu Because She Gave It More Attention, Police Say

(48) Comments | Posted June 15, 2015 | 5:20 PM

An Alabama man is facing animal cruelty charges after police said he had sex with his wife's shih tzu.

Jonathan Edward Medley, 39, of Geneva, was arrested Friday night, one day after his wife reported the alleged assault to authorities, according to

Medley's wife originally suspected

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Limbo Champ Reaches New Low By Limboing Under SUV (VIDEO)

(4) Comments | Posted June 15, 2015 | 3:09 PM

Shemika Charles has done some lowdown things in her life.

Maybe "down low" is a better way to put it, since the 22-year-old is a world champion limbo dancer.

Charles, of Buffalo, New York, has held the Guinness World Record for "lowest limbo" for a female since Sept....

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Virginia Man Accused Of Taking Upskirt Photos In Big Box Store

(43) Comments | Posted June 12, 2015 | 11:26 AM

It's not a pretty picture for a teacher's aide in Henrico County, Virginia, who is accused of taking upskirt photos at a Walmart.

John Wiggins, 55, was arrested May 31 after police said he used a smartphone to snap pictures under the skirts of two women shopping in...

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Is Your Dad Weird? We Have The Perfect Father's Day Gift

(12) Comments | Posted June 12, 2015 | 10:19 AM

A father's work is never done, especially when it comes to hinting what gifts he'd prefer to get on Father's Day.

While advertisers inundate us with messages that Dad wants barbecue supplies, ties, or golf gear, the truth is, papa really wants something that is one-of-a-kind, something unique, something weird.

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Man Shoots Himself In Foot To See How It Feels, Colorado Police Say

(102) Comments | Posted June 11, 2015 | 4:01 PM

Some guys shoot themselves in the foot metaphorically. but only Adam Hirtle knows if it's worse to do it literally. And he did it not once, but twice.

Hirtle, 30, of Colorado Springs, Colorado, told investigators he purposely shot himself in the foot Wednesday night because he...

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Texas Man Breaks Leg While Trying To Have Sex With Horse: Police

(79) Comments | Posted June 11, 2015 | 1:55 PM

It was a Texas man's third arrest for having sex with a horse, and this time, he paid for it in pain.

Cirilo Castillo Jr., 45, was arraigned last week after a February incident in which he allegedly broke his leg while trying to have sex with a...

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Pornhub Crowdfunds First Porn Shot In Space

(20) Comments | Posted June 10, 2015 | 2:26 PM

Porn has a lot in common with spaceflight. In both cases, a large blast is crucial to the mission's success.

Plus, the zero-gravity aspect of spaceflight can swell the imagination and conjure up all sorts of erotic flights of fancy.

Now is hoping to thrust itself into the stratosphere...

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Drunk, Half-Naked Man Breaks Into Stranger's House For Chips: Indiana Police

(13) Comments | Posted June 9, 2015 | 6:53 PM

We've all had cravings for chips in the middle of the night, but most people don't break into a stranger's house in the middle to feed themselves.

Andrew Wozniak, 19, of Greenwood, Indiana, was arrested Sunday after police say he broke into a man's house wearing only his boxer shorts.

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부모님 섹스토이를 들고 셀카를 찍어오라고 시킨 미국 수학 선생(동영상)

(1) Comments | Posted June 9, 2015 | 4:18 PM

미국의 한 수학 선생이 부모님의 성기구를 들고 포즈를 취한 후 셀카를 찍어오면 추가점을 주겠다며 숙제를 냈다.

당연한 얘기지만 이 기괴 망측한 숙제에 학부모들은 난리가 났다.

SFGATE.COM에 따르면 캘리포니아의 엔시나 고등학교 10학년에게 지리를 가르치는 오늘의 주인공 '윙와렁'(Wing Wah Leung) 선생이 학생들에게 모자란 점수를 채우고 싶으면...

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Florida Man Abducts Neighbor For Being Loud In Laundry Room: Police

(23) Comments | Posted June 9, 2015 | 1:59 PM

You're supposed to love thy neighbor, not kidnap them -- no matter how loud they are in the laundry room.

Leon Thurston, 61, of Vero Beach, Florida, faces kidnapping charges after police say he abducted a neighbor at gunpoint early Sunday morning because he felt she was making...

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Suspect Asks Woman To Drop Assault Charges By Exposing His Penis: Cops

(14) Comments | Posted June 8, 2015 | 5:13 PM

An Alabama man assaulted a woman and then asked her to drop charges against him by dropping his pants in front of her, police say.

Now he faces an additional charge of indecent exposure, reports.

Wiley Lee Sanders, 32, of Tuscaloosa, was arrested last week for a...

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