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David Moye is a pop culture journalist with 20 years experience writing on offbeat subjects. He is the former senior editor of Wireless Flash, a news agency that provided The Daily Show, Good Morning America and many other shows with guest booking and news segments. In his spare time, he plays AC/DC on the ukulele and does psychic readings for B-grade celebrities.

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8-Year-Old Steals Mom's Gun, Robs Grocery Store, Police Say

(18) Comments | Posted February 5, 2016 | 3:48 PM


An 8-year-old boy accused of attempting to rob a Florida grocery store with his mother's gun will not face charges, the state announced Friday.


The boy walked into King Foods & Meat Bazaar in West Palm Beach Wednesday evening wearing a bike helmet and baggy...

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Vagina Powerlifter Claims To Know The Secret Of Great Sex

(2) Comments | Posted February 4, 2016 | 1:48 PM

Kim Anami probably won't make the Olympics as a weight lifter, but the 36-year-old sex educator deserves some kind of medal for her unique powerlifting ability.

Anami is an instructor in a physical activity she calls

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Shoplifting Suspect Leaves Cell Phone, Urine Puddle At Crime Scene: Cops

(0) Comments | Posted February 3, 2016 | 11:54 AM


Urine trouble now.


Walton County officials in Florida have arrested a woman on shoplifting charges after finding a cellphone and a puddle of pee -- both allegedly belonging to her -- at the crime scene, according to NWF Daily News.


Deputies responded...

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유리 아래서 찍은 고양이는 치가 떨리게 귀엽다(화보)

(0) Comments | Posted February 2, 2016 | 10:01 PM

안드리우스 부르바가 고양이 사진을 찍기로 결심했을 때, 그는 평범한 사진을 찍을 생각은 아니었다.


이 23살 포토그래퍼는 고향인 리투아니아 빌누스의 국제 캣쇼를 보러갈 준비를 하다가 고양이를 아래에서 찍겠다는 아이디어를 떠올렸다. 그는 이메일로 허핑턴포스트에 "저는 사진을 찍기 일주일 전에 캣쇼에 갈 계획이었어요. 개막 이틀 전에, 어쩌면 지금이...

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Butt Print Valentine's Cards: Cheeky Or Asinine?

(0) Comments | Posted February 2, 2016 | 6:26 PM


The future of Valentine's cards may actually be behind us.


That's the hope of a 25-year-old Australian man who is hoping to make a butt load of cash by selling cards featuring his ass cheeks.


The Sydney-based "arse-tist" calls himself "Davis," and just started selling the...

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Pornhub's New Strip Poker Website Takes Care Of All Your Vices At Once

(1) Comments | Posted February 1, 2016 | 3:03 PM


A popular porn portal is thrusting into a new venture -- online gambling.


On Monday, Pornhub.com officially opened the aptly named Pornhub Casino, an online gambling casino where participants can play roulette, Blackjack and even strip poker.


Most of the croupiers are Costa Rica women, but...

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Photos Of Cats From Underneath Are 'A-meow-zing'!

(0) Comments | Posted February 1, 2016 | 1:08 PM

When Andrius Burba decided to do a series a cat photos, he wasn't pussyfooting.

 

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Man Arrested Wearing 'Really Good At Making Really Bad Decisions' T-Shirt

(0) Comments | Posted January 29, 2016 | 2:28 PM


Clothes not only make the man, they can make ironic commentary on the person wearing them.


That seems to be what happened to Micheal Emrick, who was arrested Tueday evening for various felonies while wearing a t-shirt with the words, "Really good at making bad...

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What The Hell Kind Of Creature Is This Anyway?

(1) Comments | Posted January 28, 2016 | 4:06 PM


This is weird: The man who owns the Guinness World Record for largest collection of two-headed animals claims he's discovered a creature so strange he doesn't know what it is.


Todd Ray, the owner of the Venice Beach Freakshow, says the animal is so...

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We Have A Heart On For Kooky Valentine's Day Gifts

(0) Comments | Posted January 27, 2016 | 7:06 PM

Everyone thinks they have a big heart. But are you willing to show it? And are you funny?

We know humor is subjective. But we've got a bunch of Valentine's Gifts that we at HuffPost Weird News think are funny -- like this giant heart costume from HalloweenCostumes.com. How would...

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Bride Brought Wedding To Alzheimer's Home So Her Mom Could Be There

(0) Comments | Posted January 25, 2016 | 4:42 PM

When Julia Napolitano's mom was unable to attend her wedding this past November, the bride brought the wedding reception to Mom.

Napolitano's mother was diagnosed with Alzheimer's disease in October 2009. Linda Napolitano, 66, no longer recognizes her family and has lost the ability to speak; she now lives...

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Scruffy-Looking Nerfherder Confronts Galaxy's Darkest Dad In Epic Proposal

(0) Comments | Posted January 25, 2016 | 1:43 PM


Asking a father for permission to marry his daughter is never easy, but it's even worse when he's threatening you with a light saber.


That's one of the many challenges Ian Coulson faced when he proposed to his longtime love, Lizzy Holt.


The couple shares a...

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Here’s Why One Bro Turned Sexts Into Song (NSFW)

(0) Comments | Posted January 25, 2016 | 11:24 AM


An extremely raunchy song whose lyrics are supposedly "real, word-for-word consensual texts sent to a young woman by fraternity members" isn't just going viral on the Internet. It's a musical Rorschach test.


The tune, titled "Texts From A Beta," has had more than 283,000 views...

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Americans Are Embarrassed By Farts, Says Least Surprising Poll Ever

(0) Comments | Posted January 22, 2016 | 5:14 PM

The human body is remarkable in many ways and remarkably disgusting in many others.

That's the straight poop...

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A Tux Tailored For Your Penis? That’s Ballsy!

(0) Comments | Posted January 21, 2016 | 3:24 PM


A new tuxedo designed for the male sex organ puts "de boner" in debonaire.


The aptly named "Tux," is a one-size-fits-all penis product. It is hewn from satin and comes with a bow tie.


Created by Lelo.com, a Stockholm-based sex products company, this...

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Shred Pounds While Shredding With The Air Guitar Workout

(0) Comments | Posted January 21, 2016 | 11:18 AM

Tired of sitting on your axe? Looking for a way to get your motor running?

A fitness writer...

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Surgeon Claims Monkey Head Transplants Are A Reality

(0) Comments | Posted January 20, 2016 | 3:06 PM


A controversial neuroscientist who has long promoted human head transplants as a cure for paralysis is now claiming that the procedure has been successfully tested on monkeys.


Sergio Canavero, a neuroscientist at the Turin Advanced Neuromodulation Group in Italy, recently announced...

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These Creepy Frozen Pants Have No Chill

(0) Comments | Posted January 19, 2016 | 12:44 PM

What people in Minneapolis are doing with their jeans may just leave you cold. 

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Why Cops Call This Accused Kidnapper 'Dumbest Criminal Of The Year'

(0) Comments | Posted January 15, 2016 | 4:47 PM

A 17-year-old boy is not only accused kidnapping and robbing an old woman at gunpoint, but also being 2016's "dumbest criminal."

 

Nether Providence Township Police Chief David Splain told Philly.com that Jason Donte Hayes, 17, has earned consideration for the dubious honor based on the poor decisions...

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Bill O'Reilly Vows To Move To Ireland If Bernie Sanders Is Elected

(5) Comments | Posted January 15, 2016 | 12:19 PM

Sen. Bernie Sanders (I-Vt.) must really get Bill O'Reilly's Irish up.

The blustery talk show host has promised to move to Ireland if Sanders, who is running for president as a Democrat, gets elected.

O'Reilly made the threat on Thursday's night's "O'Reilly Factor" after arguing that Sanders wants to “dismantle” Medicare and the Affordable Care Act “in the sense that it would be Berniecare and it would be much more than it is now.”

“If Bernie Sanders gets elected president, I’m fleeing," O'Reilly said. "I’m going to Ireland. And they already know it.”

O'Reilly went on to speculate that simply by making such a declaration, he might be handing a victory to Sanders.

“I shouldn’t say it publicly because that will get Sanders more votes," he said. "But I’m not going to pay 90 percent of my income to that guy. I’m sorry. I’m not doing it.”

Threatening to leave the country if something doesn't go your way is a popular way for celebrities and non-celebrities alike to express their displeasure (and, occasionally, to shoulder their way into the news cycle for five seconds).

Other famous folk who've made similar vows include Eddie Vedder, who said he'd move away if George W. Bush was elected in 2000, and Stephen Baldwin, who promised to leave in 2008 if Barack Obama was elected.

Spoiler alert: They're still here. (In Vedder's case, technically you could argue that Bush didn't get elected in 2000.)

Alec Baldwin reportedly said he'd move in 2000 if Bush was elected, but later denied making that statement.

Currently, Jon Stewart, Cher, Rosie O'Donnell and Samuel L. Jackson have all threatened to leave the country if Donald Trump becomes president.

Also on...

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