David Parker is a political consultant in New York. He is a former writer for the Harvard Lampoon.

Blog Entries by David Parker

Obama Referenda

Posted November 7, 2009 | 01:18 PM (EST)


Even though his name didn't appear anywhere on the ballot, last week's elections were an important referendum on Barack Obama.

In New Jersey, the voters sent a clear message: If Barack Obama were a bearded former investment banker who wore sweater vests and became unpopular for his handling of local...

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Breaking News: Barack Obama Wins AL and NL MVP, Other Awards

8 Comments | Posted October 9, 2009 | 10:05 AM (EST)


In a stunning turn of events, President Barack Obama has swept baseball's postseason honors in both leagues, a feat never before accomplished and long considered impossible.

At a hastily scheduled press conference, Commissioner of Major League Baseball Bud Selig announced that Obama has been named Rookie of the Year, Cy...

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Nous Sommes Tous Americains: France Times

1 Comments | Posted October 7, 2009 | 05:51 PM (EST)


While in Germany and the Czech Republic, I met only one other American: a college student who told me he'd once gone swimming with Michael Phelps. It seemed that the rest of America had stayed home, or at the very least, were avoiding the shadowy bars and clubs where I'd...

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Prague: Monstertown

6 Comments | Posted September 15, 2009 | 06:06 PM (EST)


The cabdriver who picked me up at the Prague train station looked like a cross between Ivan Drago and the punching machine that Drago uses to show how much stronger he is than Rocky. So when he charged me eighty euros--about $115--for a ten-minute ride to my hotel, I thought...

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Berlin Times, Parts Two Through Nine

1 Comments | Posted August 31, 2009 | 11:17 PM (EST)


My schedule in Berlin was strange. Even though I was sleeping on an upholstered piece of plumbing, I rarely got out of bed before the late afternoon. I'd been putting in long hours exploring the city's nightlife.

The first bar I visited was empty except for a middle-aged woman...

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Berlin Times, Part One

Posted August 18, 2009 | 12:07 AM (EST)


When I was planning a trip to Berlin earlier this summer, I decided I wanted to stay somewhere slightly offbeat, a hotel that would capture a bit of Berlin's hip edginess. I picked a place that had been noted for its original design, stylish clientele, and attractive staff.

The hotel...

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Has Change Come to the South?

Posted June 22, 2009 | 02:06 PM (EST)


On a recent Friday evening, I was walking down Bourbon Street in New Orleans when a man tried to sell me drugs by shouting the word "cocaine" into my ear. Then he didn't even stop to see if I wanted any.

I wondered if this uninspired narcotics trafficker were a...

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Blame It on Dick Cheney, Blame It on Obama: Pop Music Gets Political

2 Comments | Posted May 28, 2009 | 11:05 AM (EST)


My mom is from the Sixties. After seeing Hair on Broadway last week, she couldn't stop talking about the great protest music of her generation. Where is all the political music today, she asked? Things haven't changed all that much, I said. In fact, I would argue that some of...

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What I Smelled, Heard, Tasted, Touched And Saw In Iceland

Posted May 18, 2009 | 11:04 AM (EST)



"I don't know my future after this weekend and I don't want to/It takes courage to enjoy it/The hardcore and the gentle/Big time sensuality."--Bjork

As long as I've known about Iceland, I've known that it was a place I'd probably be at least sort of willing to go...

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