David Rees

David Rees

Posted: September 17, 2008 11:54 AM

Lynn Forester de Rothschild von Cartier der Wha'?

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News Alert! Some fancy lady named Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild has decided that Barack Obama is an "elitist" and therefore she's going to endorse John McCain.

Is this the greatest news factoid of all time?

Answer: YES.

It turns out ol' Lady Lynn Forester der von Rothschild -- who "splits her time time between London and New York" -- was a major fundraiser for Hillary Clinton. (For some reason, I suddenly feel overwhelming sympathy for Sen. Clinton.)

After Obama beat Clinton in the Democratic primary, Lady de Rothschild was probably like, "Boo-hoo, my candidate lost, waah waah, nothing ever goes my way! Jeeves, please lower me into my diamond bathtub -- which is filled with real diamonds -- and shampoo my hair with the triple-distilled tears of orphans. Also, I command you to perform a champagne enema on one of my fine Arabian stallions while I liveblog it on my solid gold typepad account. C'est tres magnificique! (sp?)"

In a display of the trenchant policy analysis that has made her famous, Madame Lady Lynn Forest Whittaker de Rothschild von Pooter explained her McCain endorsement by saying of Obama:

"Frankly, I don't like him."

(As an Obama supporter, I would humbly request that Ladyboo Lynn de Forester von Chili Con Carne travel around the country, greeting voters and announcing that she doesn't like Barack Obama. Please don't forget to wear one of those floofy, flouncey scarves that you can buy at the MoMA store, and also please don't forget to sneer at everyone. May I also request that you wear all your jewels at once?)

I'm sure Obama will lose a lot of sleep over this. I know he was craving the endorsement. After all, we're talking about Baroness Lassie Lynn de von Forester d'el der McRothschild von de Beers VIII, the type of lady every American can relate to and wants to be friends with and definitely doesn't laugh at as soon as she turns her back (to check on her portfolio of private planets she owns).

Maybe now she and Cindy McCain can go shopping together and buy jewels at Cartier and be all like, "Ooh girl, that gem looks so good on your earlobe!" or whatever it is stupid rich old ladies do all day.

News Alert! Some fancy lady named Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild has decided that Barack Obama is an "elitist" and therefore she's going to endorse John McCain. Is this the greatest news factoid o...
News Alert! Some fancy lady named Lady Lynn Forester de Rothschild has decided that Barack Obama is an "elitist" and therefore she's going to endorse John McCain. Is this the greatest news factoid o...
 
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'Tis better to be silent and be thought a fool, than to speak and remove all doubt.'
- Abraham Lincoln

Ms. Rotthschild has spoken and removed all doubt indeed.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:11 AM on 09/18/2008
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Mark Twain

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:33 AM on 09/18/2008
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Abe Lincoln

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 10:38 AM on 09/18/2008
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If it was not clear enough for the flat earthers why McCain must not succeed Bush the defection of this Biderberger should do the trick.
Couple of links to see where this piece of work dwells.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bilderberg_Group
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6334005121196324215&hl=en

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:47 AM on 09/18/2008

Out of curiosity, is she aware that most of the 2 million and a half Americans who sent money to Obama campaign are actually working Americans? I do not get it. Why are they saying that Obama cannot connect with the working Americans? I just do not get it.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 05:00 AM on 09/18/2008

Rothschild is not in the "middle class", as Biden puts it. Many democrats are not in the "middle class" and the majority who do qualify as middle class do not think of themselves as "middle class". The term is demeaning yet Biden continues to use it over and over in every speech he gives. Those with money find the term insulting. If I hear Joe Biden use the term one more time, I too will pull a Rothschild. I probably won't vote for McCain but I certainly will sit home on election day. News flash for Joe, stop with the insults and start talking to "all Americans".

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:53 AM on 09/18/2008
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Why is being called middle class insulting to you? What will be really insulting is if the middle class has to bear the brunt of this big fat war debt we have. Then you will know you are middle class if you are in that income bracket. I don't believe being called middle class is the reason you are going to stay home on election day (as irresponsible as that is). I think you have some other issue. Joe Biden is a wonderful choice for the vice presidency. You need to watch the conversation between Joe and Hillary Clinton re legislation that supports women that will be overturned or not pursued if McCain/Palin get into office. And I'm not only talking about Roe vs. Wade.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:26 AM on 09/18/2008
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How is 'Middle Class' and insult and why are most Democrats not part of the Middle Class? Do we earn too much? Do we earn too little? Are you insulted by being characterized as being middle class because it describes a narrow band of people?

I'm sorry, but your comment has lost me.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:32 AM on 09/18/2008
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"Those with money find the term (middle class) insulting."

Well, to that I'd say you have too much time on your hand and a wee bug up your butt if this is the extent of your complaint.

"I too will pull a Rothschild"

And to that I say---Yeah---that'll show 'em.

And by the way---is this a joke?!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:49 AM on 09/18/2008
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Lady Baroness Lynn de Rothschild calls Obama an elitist? HA! HA! HA HA HAHAHAHHAHAHHHA HAHA HA!HA! HA!........Oh yes for sure it is the silly season!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:46 AM on 09/18/2008
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"Frankly, I don't like him."

Ms. Rotthschild, GOD BLESS her blueblood soul, has hit on something so many of us figured out LONG ago.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:28 AM on 09/18/2008
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A buncha doo-doo from the ARROGANT RICH.
Take your moola and FLUSH IT.
Bye-bye.

NO MORE YEARS FOR CORRUPT REPUBLICAN LIARS.
NO MORE YEARS.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:48 AM on 09/18/2008
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Lynn Forrester - the Rothchild response to Sarah Palin. Look at me, look at me.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:52 AM on 09/18/2008
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SHE"S NOT blueblood,.she's from a lower?) middle class New Jersey family.
Even marrying a Baron Knght (whatever) hasn't salved the STAIN of growing up with less than you THINK you WANT!
I'm about her age, grew up in NJ....NO middle class family I knew had 2 parents working 2 jobs to get by! That is so 21st century!!!
It nails the problem we have had with the DLC! Good ridance!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:48 AM on 09/18/2008

I'm a diehard Democrat and support Obama but I am about to pull a Rothschild if I hear Joe Biden say "middle class" one more time. Biden seems to think all Democrats are "middle class" and that he is somehow the champion and lord of the middle class. News flash Joe, even the middle class finds being referred to as the "middle class" demeaning. Those of us who do have money find the term insulting. Unlike Lady Rothschild I will not vote for John McCain. I will just sit at home on election day. Joe, wake up, get "the middle class" out of your lexicon. Start speaking to "all Americans" and you may just get some of us back.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:42 AM on 09/18/2008
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Erm... I think his point is that the American Middle Class has been gutted for the past 7 years to the benefit of a well-heeled few. And he's right. The "middle class" is shrinking as the rich get richer, and the poor get poorer. That's true across every quantifiable economic parameter.

That what his roots are, that's what his life still is now (see his tax returns? No $100 million grubstake from his daddy). That's why he can speak to these issues with sincerity.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 08:18 AM on 09/18/2008
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I don't find it demeaning & I'm 'middle class'.

It was the MSM that started this kookiness of 'Why is it that Barack is not connecting with the 'working class, working white people'? All the while, those WC,WWP's were contributing to his campaign & showing up to his rallies.

The MSM are the ones that have taken this narrative and made it more bigger that what it really is.

So if Joe Biden say 'MIDDLE CLASS' one more time, and I know he will, I will expect to not see you here on Huff Post anymore. Good Bye.

PS. I'll help it along. Middle Class...Middle Class...Middle Class.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:23 AM on 09/18/2008
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It’s my party and I’ll WHINE if I want to,
Whine if I want to . . . .
Whine if I want to — da da - da …
You - would - WHINE - toooooooo -- if it happened toooo yoooouuuuou . . . .
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:13 AM on 09/18/2008
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this uppity broad is heaven sent -- for Obama!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:49 AM on 09/18/2008

Campbell Brown absolutely roasted her. It was awesome. Campbell Brown is my hero.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:13 AM on 09/18/2008

Campbell Brown was great! She put Lady Lynn in her place and even made her admit she's just bitter and made her call rednecks the bitter ones.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ti60li-FwdQ

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:16 AM on 09/18/2008
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Ms. Rothschild to Ms. Brown:

Listen, you tired a-- simple little shop girl, don't tell ME who to support! Now get back to your little job, whatever it is you do...

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:31 AM on 09/18/2008
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Was it just me or did Wolfe Blitzer look ready to crack up uncontrollably?
Well, Baroness De Rothschilde seems to have left her (between the fox hunt with Camilla and tea with
Her Majesty) high colonic in place far too long. Hey, Baroness...why don't you just park yourself in London for the whole 12 months...we got rid of your kind during the revolution.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:49 AM on 09/18/2008
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Well, she is goiing to take on India soon. That should be interesting.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 09:53 AM on 09/18/2008

It was just you. Wolf is getting pretty lame. Equal time to talking heads and he barely calls any of them on anything. Typical Wolf is to drop the issue after a few questions without caring what the answer is! Campbell Brown holds them accountable and makes them answer her question.

NOW -- Can someone please explain Lou Dobbs to me? I don't get the guy at all. Lots of whining...No solutions...immigration this and that...the guy just irritates me, especially his need to whitewash both candidates with the same negative criticisms. They are not equal Lou and if you are so outraged and have so many answers (or is it just answers) then run for office.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 03:02 PM on 09/18/2008
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Great post!!!! Why is it, I wonder, that education and intelligence have come to render one an "elitist"? Apparently these traits have become a liability for a presidential candidate (something McCain most certainly doesn't have to worry about.) But I guess, in our society, thinking with your head is considered weak while thinking with your gut is considered strong. And in this jingoist era, brute trumps brains. I would, however, remind those with that philosophy to consider the fate of the Neanderthals.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:48 AM on 09/18/2008
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So someone who uses the title "LADY" Snooty De Waldorfia Brassoria (one million brownie points to the person who can say where that name came from) has the temerity to call Obama "ELITIST"??

Seriously?

C-Ya lady. (Psst your racism is showing)

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:46 AM on 09/18/2008

anyone who spends $35 million decorating her apartment as lady lynn did belongs with cindy

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:42 AM on 09/18/2008
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When sarah became mayor of wasilla she used the town's road repair money to redecorate her office in red flocked wall paper to the tune of $50,000 -- without going to the city counsel for permission. She's a lightweight now, but I'm sure she'd like to spend like Cindy and Lynn.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 01:48 AM on 09/18/2008
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OMG.

PLEASE tell me you made up the part about red-flocked wallpaper? PLEASE!
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    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 02:11 AM on 09/18/2008
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There is absolutly no evidence of this.
Palin redecorated several times after that (using city funds each time), and I doubt you can find a picture of one particular decoration scheme!

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 06:39 AM on 09/18/2008
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she's just somebody who's voting for somebody else - that's all. why not show some respect for somebody and confine things to differences about issues? there is racism against barack. but since everybody is accused because they have their nose in the air or something else that proves nothing- i have to discount all the racism accusations. don't get on rich attitudes until you give back the millions barbra streisand earned for obama from people just like de rothschild at the $28,500/ticket event. i don't have any problem with either.

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 12:24 AM on 09/18/2008
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I think the difference hear is the 'lady' made a press announcement of it She could have just as well kept her mouth shut and voted for Satan for all I care, but when she gets catty and calls Obama an elitist, she's fair game for all. Especially since she's a pot calling an innocent man a pan.

She's not hesitated telling lies to attack, why should anyone not attack the rich &&tch?

    Favorite    Flag as abusive Posted 07:47 AM on 09/18/2008
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