Glenn Beck: Van Jones Is a Radical Commie Intent On, Um, Creating Private Sector Jobs
Glenn Beck has uncovered a plot! (Yes, another one.)
Turns out Van Jones, President Obama's green jobs czar, is going to coordinate a vast radical/communist/black nationalist takeover of our sweet, virginal land of liberty. Most diabolical of all, he's going to do it by organizing efforts to train and employ low-income people in private sector jobs. Don't you understand? They're going to take over from the inside! You know: them.
Admit it, it's brilliant. Here Beck exposes the cabal of Big Labor, Big Green, Big Business, and Big Commie, orchestrated by the many-tentacled Apollo Alliance:
Can you talk me out of the crazy tree?! No. No, I'm afraid not. You've found them. Right in the last place they thought you'd look.
Jones was undercover for a while, collecting degrees from University of Tennessee at Martin and Yale Law. But then he became an advocate. A (shudder) community organizer. We all know what that means, right Sarah?
Recently he tried to throw tireless commie-hunters like Beck off his trail by writing a book--2008's The Green Collar Economy--that argued for saving the US free-market economy from stagflation by investing in green innovation, infrastructure, and industries, creating millions of jobs in the private sector. But don't be fooled. It was all in the name of bringing down The Man!
Here he is, talking about destroying capitalism by greening the economy:
Scary, right? You gonna trust this guy ahead of Glenn Beck? I didn't think so.
Of course, the shadowy Apollo Alliance ... are they Soros-funded? Probably! ... wants the government to support the evolution of a clean energy economy. Yeah, you heard right: They want the government to provide incentives to businesses to invest in green technologies and services. Needless to say, this kind of Stalinistic, top-down central planning leads only to disasters like the internet, the Interstate Highway System, the polio vaccine, and velcro. And, my god, flouridation. Don't forget flouridation.
The sinister plan was going perfectly well until the radios in Glenn Beck's teeth told him how much danger we're in. And thank Reagan they did!
Never be afraid to shout at the clouds, Glenn. They're looking at you funny.
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Typical Alinsky - rules for radicals.. Mr Beck..You are now the target..
RULE 12: Pick the target, freeze it, personalize it, and polarize it." Cut off the support network and isolate the target from sympathy. Go after people and not institutions; people hurt faster than institutions. (This is cruel, but very effective. Direct, personalized criticism and ridicule works.)
Why not look at the facts people. Look into Jones, look at his past. Look at the facts for yourself. Make your own decision...
Yeah but the counter attack has also been placed out there.
there coming to take us away, oh my!
This whole bit was nothing more than an excuse to get viewers to associate the words "avowed communist" and "black nationalist" with "Obama." Nothing more, and nothing less.
more code words right?
I've been a fan of Van Jones since 2007.
If Beck is foaming at the mouth about him, he must be doing something right.
Plus, did you catch the TOTALLY CREEPY fake grin the commenter dude gives? Scary!
...but not as scary as black nationalist environmentalist communists. They are a SUPER-POWERFUL group. We know because Harry Reid--Harry Reid, I tell you!!--thanked them for helping write the stimulus bill. THEY ARE SO POWERFUL. NONE CAN STAND BEFORE THEM. GLENN BECK IS DOOMED.
I tried to find a crediable source of information about Van Jones's "self- proclaimed communist ties, and i've looked high, cause we already know what the low-downs are saying, so where is it?
You know in the last 60 years over 64% of all jobs, have been created by Democrats...!
Thanks for educating us Glenn. There's more change going on than I thought.
Where do I sign up for this "Green Revolution"?
Instead of signing in blood, I'll use the oil out of my car.
Just when I thought my precious bodily fluids were safe!
Surely this has to earn Glenn Beck "worst person in the world" on "Countdown with Keith Olbermann".
I'm so confused.
I thought the new threat to the world wasn't communism but terrorism?
The new threat to the world is "fanatasism, peppered by racism and with a double dose of salty ignorance, thrown in".
Oh my those bad guys are going to create jobs!
boycott FOX
I THINK WE NEED A NATION-WIDE BOYCOTT OF FOX UNTIL THEY TAKE BECK OFF.
ON THE OTHER HAND WHO AR ETHE IDIOTS THAT LISTEN TO HIM ANYWAY
Based on your "idiot" comment you must be the ultimate purveyor of truth. Ghee, it's too bad we all can't be as smart as you! I'm new to this site but I'm already learning quite a lot.
Too bad you didn't join sooner you could have learned much more.
I'm beginning to think Glenn is putting us on. Anger and outrage that is this crazy has to be manufactured. Maybe he is merely presenting a caricature that is part Rush, part Bill, part Hannity, part Coulter. Pure comedic genius Glenn.
Glenn Beck? Who care what he says.
He completely destroyed his reputation by calling the president a racist.
people listen
More popular than ever. You all just keep on giving all that free publicity!
That didn't destroy his reputation more people than ever are now watching his show and listening to him on the Radio.
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