I'm convinced this op-ed in the New York Post by Harold Ford, Jr. is actually an Onion article. I mean, it simply cannot be a genuinely serious article by a human being, much less a supposed "smart" politician declaring any kind of serious candidacy for the U.S. Senate in New York. It absolutely has to be satire, if only because he's announcing a Democratic primary candidacy in the pages of an arch right-wing Rupert Murdoch rag.
But his comedy act goes beyond forum choice - it goes to the substance:
For these reasons, I simply refuse to believe that this op-ed is anything other than Harold Ford's joke on all of us - his stealth tryout for a job at The Onion as that newspaper's Making Fun of Politicians As Dishonest, Opportunistic and Narcissistic beat reporter.
This must be the case, especially considering he's writing an autobiography whose title calls him a "David" facing down Goliaths. Yes, a guy who was literally handed a Memphis, Tennessee congressional seat from his daddy's political machine and then cashed in his seat for a high-paying vice-president job at Merrill Lynch has been an underdog all his life.
Again, this is Onion-caliber work, especially when coupled with this new New York Times article in which Ford attacks his opponent for opposing the Wall Street bailout, advocates massive corporate tax cuts and talks of his $1-million-a-year life of chauffered limousine service, lavish helicopter rides and pedicures as a Wall Street executive in New York City. Yes, that's right - he gets paid $1 million a year from a bailout recipient bank - that's $1 million in taxpayer-subsidized salary - and is running around attacking Democratic lawmakers for opposing the bailout, without even acknowledging how selfishly self-interested that could look.
This is why I say this is all a comedy routine. He can't be serious. He just can't be. Harold Ford is making fun of politicians like Harold Ford - it's meta humor. Ford is no senator - but he may indeed have a future as a comedy writer.
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Like many New Yorkers I welcome a primary challenge to Sen. Gillibrand, and appreciate Ford's message of not being "scared" out of the race. However, while the principle of Ford's message is good for New York, I too agree New York doesn't need Ford.
Read about it here: http://adamholland.blogspot.com/2010/01/harold-ford-backed-anti-union-anti-gay.html
I would NEVER EVER vote for him. He's NOT a true progressive; not a true populist. He's a special interest type of candidate -- who proudly promotes the status quo.
An example:
Q. Jets or Giants?
A. I had breakfast about every morning when I am in town, or I should say, several mornings, at the Regency. I see my friends the Tisches. Steve Tisch is my close personal friend. I have been to more Giants games. I spent the holidays, I had lunch over the holidays with Woody Johnson. We met for the first time. I am happy for his team.
How can that not be parody? I picture him saying that while wearing an ascot and lighting a cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill.
I just pray that he does not try to address the crisis in Haiti. Here is a preview:
:What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in the refugee camps. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality."
"And so many of the people here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this is working very well for them."