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David Sirota

Posted: January 13, 2010 11:25 AM

Harold Ford Tries Out For a Staff Writer Job at The Onion

What's Your Reaction:

I'm convinced this op-ed in the New York Post by Harold Ford, Jr. is actually an Onion article. I mean, it simply cannot be a genuinely serious article by a human being, much less a supposed "smart" politician declaring any kind of serious candidacy for the U.S. Senate in New York. It absolutely has to be satire, if only because he's announcing a Democratic primary candidacy in the pages of an arch right-wing Rupert Murdoch rag.

But his comedy act goes beyond forum choice - it goes to the substance:

  • As evidence of his allegedly deep roots in the state he says he's going to run to represent, Ford cites the fact that "I moved to New York more than three years ago, have been a New York resident for more than a year." Yes, "a year" - as in just one year.
  • Ford says "I am pro-choice -- have always been since I entered politics almost 15 years ago" and "any assertions to the contrary are false." But what about nationally televised assertions to the contrary by, um, Harold Ford?
  • Ford says "I remain committed to promoting gun safety and handgun control," then throws out a few regionally famous names of gun control advocates, and then expects us to forget his video address to the NRA convention, bragging about his membership in that organization - you know, the organization that has fought "gun safety and handgun control" policies forever.
  • "Despite what critics say about me," Ford writes, "I enjoyed uninterrupted support from organized labor throughout my time in Congress." Right, I'm sure organized labor supported Ford when he voted for nearly every single job-killing trade deal that came through Congress.

For these reasons, I simply refuse to believe that this op-ed is anything other than Harold Ford's joke on all of us - his stealth tryout for a job at The Onion as that newspaper's Making Fun of Politicians As Dishonest, Opportunistic and Narcissistic beat reporter.

This must be the case, especially considering he's writing an autobiography whose title calls him a "David" facing down Goliaths. Yes, a guy who was literally handed a Memphis, Tennessee congressional seat from his daddy's political machine and then cashed in his seat for a high-paying vice-president job at Merrill Lynch has been an underdog all his life.

Again, this is Onion-caliber work, especially when coupled with this new New York Times article in which Ford attacks his opponent for opposing the Wall Street bailout, advocates massive corporate tax cuts and talks of his $1-million-a-year life of chauffered limousine service, lavish helicopter rides and pedicures as a Wall Street executive in New York City. Yes, that's right - he gets paid $1 million a year from a bailout recipient bank - that's $1 million in taxpayer-subsidized salary - and is running around attacking Democratic lawmakers for opposing the bailout, without even acknowledging how selfishly self-interested that could look.

This is why I say this is all a comedy routine. He can't be serious. He just can't be. Harold Ford is making fun of politicians like Harold Ford - it's meta humor. Ford is no senator - but he may indeed have a future as a comedy writer.

 
 
 

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I'm convinced this op-ed in the New York Post by Harold Ford, Jr. is actually an Onion article. I mean, it simply cannot be a genuinely serious article by a human being, much less a supposed "smart" p...
I'm convinced this op-ed in the New York Post by Harold Ford, Jr. is actually an Onion article. I mean, it simply cannot be a genuinely serious article by a human being, much less a supposed "smart" p...
 
 
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LMPE
I connect the most dissimilar things
07:40 PM on 01/15/2010
Why doesn't Harold Ford stay down south, where people with his views belong?
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AlexNYC
Pumps dont work cause the vandals took the handles
12:09 PM on 01/15/2010
Ford seems to be drastically changing his stance on key issues in order to better fit a run for NY Senator. While everyone is entitled to change their views or have contradictions, these are pretty glaring and opposing viewpoints. Personally I can't see myself voting for either Ford or Gillibrand. I hope a better democratic candidate emerges.
09:05 AM on 01/14/2010
Regardless; he still sounds much better than Gillibrand who lies blatantly without shame.
12:35 AM on 01/14/2010
While attacking Ford's senate candidacy in a state like NY is all too easy, we should be applauding his taking a page out of the Palin playbook. Democracy should be allowed to work. Viable primary challengers should not be pealed off one by one by the White House, and no unelected official "deserves" a seat in government as some have suggested.

Like many New Yorkers I welcome a primary challenge to Sen. Gillibrand, and appreciate Ford's message of not being "scared" out of the race. However, while the principle of Ford's message is good for New York, I too agree New York doesn't need Ford.
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Adam Holland
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11:58 PM on 01/13/2010
Harold Ford backed the anti-union, anti-gay, anti-Jewish congressional candidacy of Nikki Tinker in 2008.

Read about it here: http://adamholland.blogspot.com/2010/01/harold-ford-backed-anti-union-anti-gay.html
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den1953
The best politicians are for free!
08:46 PM on 01/13/2010
Well a vote for Harold Ford is a vote for another Blue Dog Democrat and maybe another Joe Lieberman why would Democrats vote a Blue Dog in when they have a Liberal there in the first place?
06:56 PM on 01/13/2010
Harold Ford is jealous of President Obama. In his commentary he consistenlty puts down the administration in a vain attempt to prop himself up. If he has any hope in NY, he will need the support of the White House. Its not is time.....sit this one out.
04:46 PM on 01/13/2010
Frankly, I see absolutely no light between Harold Ford and Joe Scarborough. Both are pretty much the same on policy issues. Harold Ford strikes me as a true Washington insider. He'll parrot the unspoken establishment position on whatever issue he's asked about.

I would NEVER EVER vote for him. He's NOT a true progressive; not a true populist. He's a special interest type of candidate -- who proudly promotes the status quo.
04:32 PM on 01/13/2010
After I read his interview with the new york times, I came away wondering if The Yes Men had somehow snuck in a look-alike. Not a good sign.

An example:

Q. Jets or Giants?

A. I had breakfast about every morning when I am in town, or I should say, several mornings, at the Regency. I see my friends the Tisches. Steve Tisch is my close personal friend. I have been to more Giants games. I spent the holidays, I had lunch over the holidays with Woody Johnson. We met for the first time. I am happy for his team.

How can that not be parody? I picture him saying that while wearing an ascot and lighting a cigar with a burning hundred dollar bill.

I just pray that he does not try to address the crisis in Haiti. Here is a preview:

:What I’m hearing which is sort of scary is they all want to stay in the refugee camps. Everyone is so overwhelmed by the hospitality."

"And so many of the people here, you know, were underprivileged anyway, so this--this is working very well for them."
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iMissMollyIvins
Middle-aged, Middle class, Midwestern Populist
04:25 PM on 01/13/2010
Hopefully the people of New York will say, "Harold... DON"T call us."
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TJCole
04:15 PM on 01/13/2010
David; Here's the real deal, Gov. Patterson caused all this by selecting a questionable suspect novice like Gillibrand as a Senator over Congressmen Maurice Hinchey, who is much more experienced,, earned it and much more Senatorial...!
04:09 PM on 01/13/2010
I think it's pretty obvious....he was lying THEN, but telling the truth now. Still, you reap what you sow. Sorry Harold!
03:48 PM on 01/13/2010
Everytime I think I,ve seen the worse in rotten politicians another one pops up and reminds me how bad they really are and Ford is my latest find.
03:18 PM on 01/13/2010
New York has always been a good place for carpetbaggers like Hillary Clinton and Robert Kennedy.
02:48 PM on 01/13/2010
Much better than Giliibrand.