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David Sirota

David Sirota

Posted: May 22, 2010 02:15 PM

On Wall Street "Reform," Remember Spinal Tap's Lesson: the Volume May Go to 11, but That Can't Hide Bad Music

What's Your Reaction:

After the Senate passage of the Wall Street "reform" bill, the political hype industry has amped itself up to 11.

Under the headline "A Progressive Agenda to Remake Washington," the New York Times makes a desperate lunge for links from the Democratic blogosphere, gushing that "With the Senate's passage of financial regulation, Congress and the White House have completed 16 months of activity that rival any other since the New Deal in scope or ambition."

The hagiography echoes the Obama campaign press release that just hit everyone's email box -- the one that declares the passage of this bill "proved again that the strongest special interests, who for so long have called the shots in Washington, can be beat."

"When the lobbyists pushed for loopholes and exemptions just before a final vote, you did not relent -- and we fought them off," thunders the Organizing for America agitprop.

The problem with 11, of course, is that volume cannot hide piss poor quality. Spinal Tap's songs, no matter how loudly played, were quite awful (hello, Cleveland!). And Wall Street "reform" legislation, no matter how much the Democratic Party, the servile Washington press corps and the Democratic-aligned "progressive" media screams the contrary, is the offensive punchline to a bad joke.

Here's the real story from Slate's Daniel Gross -- the story that no amount of speaker-blowing noise can hide:

Some of Wall Street's most absurd prerogatives and loopholes are left untouched. This bill doesn't address carried interest, the absurd state of affairs under which private equity and hedge funds get to pay capital-gains tax rates on profits they make managing money for other people...The bill that's emerging doesn't tax trading, doesn't force the industry to fund its own recklessness in advance, preserves vital tax breaks, and puts consumer protection under the auspices of the Federal Reserve, a generally conservative institution.

This is the truth beneath the volume -- the terrible power chords and missed drum beats below the propaganda's aural onslaught. Give the band credit, of course -- they're straining to put on an entertaining show. Senators like Jon Tester, after voting against amendments that would have capped banks size, are now bellowing into the microphone that they supposedly ended "too big to fail." And much of the Democratic activist crowd, ear drums long ago completely blown out, will hold up flickering lighters and cheer them on.

But remember what Spinal Tap taught us: Just because the music is played at 11, doesn't mean it's good -- nor does it mean it's even music. It's the same axiom when it comes to legislative "reform" -- the volume of the celebration doesn't mean it's good, nor does it mean it's even "reform." In fact, it quite often means exactly the opposite -- volume is used to obscure, rather than amplify, a subpar product.

 
 
 

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wethepeople3884
03:22 PM on 06/27/2010
In ambition - maybe, in scope - definitely not.
06:33 PM on 06/03/2010
Dude, good or bad, I LOVE Spinal Tap!!!!!!!

This topic absolutely needs to have some sunlight let in. There are still too many loopholes and conditions left in and dictated by the very institution it's meant to regulate and reform.

The more we know and learn, the more-better reform we can demand from our elected reps.

@peaceandfreedom :

I don't need to refute any facts. You need to deliver some of your own. What you ranted there was about as non-specific as this article was specific. All populistic hot-air, and almost lacking in relevance.

The moment you stated "absolutely nothing of value", you invalidate all the good that his reform still DOES do...

What this article talks about are the remaining bits which still need addressing. Those diminish the overall good of the reforms, but there are still plenty that are included and much needed.

I would love it if this author could do a follow up piece showing those as well, and possibly compare "the good, the bad, and the ugly..."

Then you'd see it isn't all polarized to one side as you would like to make it seem.
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01:15 PM on 05/24/2010
David--why are your stories never the lead article on Huffpo???

I would like, just once, to see all the Obama faithful trying to refute your facts, rather than engaging in their mutual self-pleasuring while singing his praises in denial of reality.

This man has gotten us absolutely nothing of value in his short stint as president.

But he HAS gotten plenty done for his real constituency on Wall Street.
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cyclone70
if there was a time to reach for the pitchfork
01:20 PM on 05/24/2010
david shows once again why he is one of my favorite bloggers here

i agree this stuff needs to be front and center
06:41 PM on 06/03/2010
I'm in agreement with the need to reveal whatever we can, and really appreciate the author's research..

Not in agreement with the notion that the "blame" for the legislation falls with President Obama only. He doesn't write the legislation. The "blame" for that falls squarely with the House and Senate.

THe President may sign something to get even "partial" reforms in place, rather than none at all, or he may send it back for a "strengthening" round. To represent this as an "Obama thing" in its entirety is pretty disingenuous...
12:59 PM on 05/24/2010
Thanks for nailing Tester on this blatant hypocrisy.
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GlenParked
10:53 AM on 05/24/2010
Great post! It reflects my comments to Sen. Tester's cheerleading piece posted here last week. I am amazed by the GOP response to those comments, wherein they believe that the only way to true reform is with a GOP-majority legislature. After laughing 'til I hurt, I found myself wondering why the comment hadn't been moved to the comedy section!
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Carl Caroli
Give peace a chance
08:36 AM on 05/24/2010
What we just saw was a dog and pony show put on by both parties and endorsed by the industry to give the perception of change while in fact little is to be had. It's all a big public relations campaign to fool the people, much like Beyond Petroleum. We believe it because the media that we trust tells us so, even though they too have a vested interest in the status quo.
07:58 AM on 05/24/2010
Establishment reporters that have covered Washington DC for years must know that reform is never what it appears to be and yet they help the corrupt politicians with positive stories and headlines. People desperately want to believe something good is possible within the system but telling the truth as David and others have done here is the first step to recovery.
12:36 AM on 05/24/2010
Besides all the things mentioned in the column, the legislation does not force separation between banking functions like collecting and lending money and investment banking functions (much riskier) like derivatives trading.

In terms of what it does, putting Consumer Protection under the Fed is like asking my dog to guard the steaks. The Fed acts every day facilitate the activities of its clients - the financial institutions. It really has no concept of "consumers". No concept personally, as the top guys at the Fed and even the workers live and smooze in their own bubble of privilege.

There is also a direct conflict at times between what banks want and what the consumer needs - not even clear the Fed could conceive of such conflicts much less handle them fairly.

Financial reform is as big a crock as Health Care Reform.

How about something we COULD get? NO MORE PENNY ... say it again ... NO MORE PENNY ... etc.
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olerealist
retired trial attorney; former member of VA abd Wa
05:27 PM on 05/23/2010
Re: SIORTA's Post: of May 22 Great hit the nail on the head. Don't miss this.
Bernique
Solar is clean, cheap and plentiful
09:35 AM on 05/23/2010
Thanks, David. Is there hope in the reconciliation bill -- hope for Glass-Steagall, Sherman antitrust, the Volker Rule, the Tobin Tax, the fund for failed institutions --all desperately needed-- to be restored?
12:38 AM on 05/24/2010
God bless you for your positive attitude. I believe there is "NO HOPE" but if more positive individuals such as yourself are proven right, God bless you.
06:47 PM on 06/03/2010
Of course there's "hope". Just how much hope actually exists is probably directly proportional to how much WE the constituents create for it.

We increase "hope" by writing our elected reps in congress with demands for inclusion of Glass-Steagal, etc. Hold their feet to the fire. Show that we understand what's in the bill, and at stake.

Most reps are actually working in our interest. The problems usually come from the majority of us showing a complete lack of attention and interest.

A few thousand constituent phone calls will reverse that perception and move the bill in a better direction.

It just works that way.
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Derek Ryter
11:57 PM on 05/22/2010
I you want to use The Tap in an article about Wall Street and the economy, how about referencing Tap's anthem, "Back from the dead"?

Bad music? Eleven wasn't to cover up bad music, it was that "little more to push you over the edge." I like your work, but learn your Tap before you use it in your article.

"No, we're not going to f&^#ing play Stone Henge."
06:48 PM on 06/03/2010
Dammit... we...want... STONEHENGE!!!
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Quaoar
10:09 PM on 05/22/2010
Sacrilege!

Nigel Tufnel is a musical genius!
06:48 PM on 06/03/2010
A gawd among rockstars!
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uniquindividual
I'm unique and so are you
09:51 PM on 05/22/2010
And the republican party's reform plan is better?

I have to hold my nose when I do it, but I vote for working class interests. Maybe someday I won't have to hold my nose, that's my hope.
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cyclone70
if there was a time to reach for the pitchfork
01:22 PM on 05/24/2010
I long for the day when we can vote FOR something rather than a lesser of evils choice
06:49 PM on 06/03/2010
Run for office. Lead by example.

Or, set aside "hope" and press your elected reps to do it RIGHT. Gather support for it, make those phone banks light up.

It works. Really it does.
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09:49 PM on 05/22/2010
David - you just had a Rand Paul moment! Spinal Tap's music ROCKS! If you think it's easy to make killer music pretending to be bad music pretending to be killer music - guess again. Any actor knows it's hard for a bad actor to act well - but next to impossible for a great actor to act like a bad actor trying to act well. THIS is the reason Spinal Tap is a classic - the tunes are GREAT (each one NAILS the individual sub-genres) and the actors playing clueless hams are even better.

Hellhole - Big Bottom - Give Me Some Money - All The Way Home - don't try to write those at home...
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Profile: schizoid, INTJ, IQ145
09:08 PM on 05/22/2010
Anyone who still supports the Wall Street super-party, weather from the Democratic or Republican wing, is just another tool of Wall Street.
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Ganapati
Don't you mess with my Wheel
10:43 PM on 05/22/2010
whether
07:36 AM on 05/23/2010
or you could go Brit with 'whilst'