After reading Chuck Norris' two columns against hate crimes legislation (1 2) -- the "Local Law Enforcement Hate Crimes Prevention Act... could not only criminalize opinions (an unconstitutional act) but also provide elevated protection to pedophiles" -- and Media Matters' response, I think it's time for a new round of Chuck Norris jokes:
Chuck Norris can crush facts with his bare opinions.
Chuck Norris doesn't have to leap to conclusions. He just sits there and conclusions leap to him.
Chuck Norris thinks homosexuality is a choice, but his oiled, bare chest isn't so sure.
You think those jokes are lame? Me too. That's why Chuck Norris gave us comment sections...