Top 10 Reasons Sarah Palin Cancels the Debate
10. Suspicious Russian tourists spotted across the Bering strait in Dezhnevo
9. Wrasslin' a bear
8. Learns Tina Fey will be watching
7. When taken on tour of White House by McCain handlers, is "inadvertently" locked in Cheney's man-sized safe
6. Schedule for memorizing state capitals thrown off by need for new schedule to memorize states
5. Speechless after finally looking up what "MILF" stands for
4. On deadline to finish her book, Namin' Your Baby the Alaskan Way
3. Needs more time to really nail those hilarious hair-plug zingers
2. No matter how hard she scrubs, she can't get Kissinger's moral stank off of her
1. Stuck in traffic on the Bridge to Nowhere
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Those are good reasons not to attend. She will get trained as to what to say and have notes. Biden will eat her up - not literally or sexually - but with a plan and a reputation for speaking the truth. Got Moose?
McCancel will find an emergency that requires her assistance and wisk her out of the country, possibly to cook some of Olbermann's Moose stew for a meeting with the president of Czcheckoslavakia.
hillaious
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