I do not know if Herman Cain ever cheated with Atlanta businesswoman Ginger White. Come on, who the hell can keep up with this guy anyway? For all I know, this Republican presidential candidate has a perfect record of monogamy -- like, say, Newt Gingrich. But this much I do know: the worse the personal behavior, the better the song. So I went to my Twitter followers @wildaboutmusic for a little help on this cheating playlist, and I've credited the first person whose suggestion I saw there. As always, please behave yourselves and add your own favorite cheating songs below.
BLAME IT ON CAIN - Elvis Costello
RUMOUR HAS IT - Adele @mdomb
IT WASN'T ME - Shaggy @SongWolf
ENGINE 999 - The Hooters - @VocalLizzy
BEFORE HE CHEATS - Carrie Underwood @CookieGVB
CHEATER, CHEATER - Jory + Rory
VOICES CARRY - Til Tuesday @QuadCityPat
ESCAPTE (PINA COLADA SONG) - Rupert Holmes @RobinMeade
HOW LONG (BETCHA GOT A CHICK ON THE SIDE) - Pointer Sisters
KISS 'N' TELL - Ke$ha
CHEATIN' - Gin Blossoms
THE WANDERER - Dion & The Belmonts @LeeHarvey13
YOUR PLACE OR MINE - Gary Stewart @kurt_loder
LYIN' EYES - Eagles @jennwino
ME AND MRS. JONES - Billy Paul @teeging
GIMME THREE STEPS - Lynryd Skynryd
ANOTHERLOVERHOLENYOHEAD - Prince @digmuzak
THE OTHER WOMAN - Ray Parker Jr.
YOUR CHEATING HEART - Hank Williams @pamelaheavenWV
THIRD RATE ROMANCE - Amazing Rhythm Aces @PerryTuckerSr
STAY - Sugarland @evalicious25
CHEATER'S TOWN - Chris Isaak @pstirk
SECRET LOVERS - Atlantic Starr @colsblog
SHOULD'VE SAID NO - Taylor Swift
WHITE LIAR - Miranda Lambert
GIRLFRIEND - Matthew Sweet @taradublinrocks
WHO'S THAT GIRL - Eurythmics
SEXUAL HEALING - Marvin Gaye @hartalex
WOMANIZER - Britney Spears
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SMOKIN' GUN - ROBERT CRAY
RIGHT NEXT DOOR- CRAY
SHE AIN'T ROSE - LEON REDBONE
WHO'S THE BLONDE STRANGER-JIMMY BUFFET
Engine 999...nice choice from an expert
PAIN AND PLEASURE--Judas Priest
OPP-Naughty By Nature
TWO-TIME GIRL--Stryper
THIN LINE BETWEEN LOVE AND HATE--Chryssie Hynes of the Pretenders
HARDER THAN YOUR HUSBAND--Frank Zappa
ONE MORE MINUTE--Weird Al Yankovic
VICIOUS--Fight
IT'S NOT LOVE--Dokken
SUNSET SUPERMAN--Ronnie James Dio
WHO NEEDS YOU?--Steppenwolf
THANK GOD AND GREYHOUND YOU'RE GONE--Roy Clark
YOU WERE GONE--Arch Campbell
BELIEVERS 1-LIARS 0--Bill Anderson
IT'S TOO LATE--Bobby Goldsboro
SHE GOT THE GOLD MINE (I GOT THE SHAFT)--Jerry Reed
ALMOST PERSUADED--Ray Stevens (among others)
GOODBYE--Steam
HIT THE ROAD, JACK--Ray Charles
--RKJ
When I get home, I'm gonna change my lock and key.
When you get home, you'll find a place where your home used to be.
And if I don't change my mind, another thing you will find,
Is that your baby, maybe, got another baby
Twice as good and kind.
You cheated on me and that's a thing that makes me sore.
I'm gonna change my key and get myself another door.
As far as I'm concerned, you're a gypsy, homeless as a flea.
And when I get home, I'm gonna change my lock and key.
Mrs.Brown, You Have a Lovely Daughter - Herman's Hermits
Pants On The Ground - General Larry Platt
Let's Tango - Dalbello
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHzCbjNmgYs&feature=endscreen&NR=1
Back Door Man - Howlin Wolf
Sugar Daddy - Tom Jones
My Wife Thinks You're Dead - Junior Brown
At The dark End Of The Street - James Carr
Slip Away - Clarence Carter
If Lovin' You is Wrong, I don't Wanna Be Right - Luther Ingram
The Archies---Sugar
"Sugar, ahhh honey honey
you are my candy girl
and you got me wanting you"
Is it true what they say about you? cheat...cheat...
They say you'll never, ever, never be true. cheat...cheat...
Sha na na na na
It doesn't matter what they say.
I know I'm gonna love you any old way.
What can I do?
What 'bout you?
Don't want nobody, nobody.
Baby, it's you. Sha na na na na-ah.
Baby, it's you. Sha na na na na-ah.
Cain's wife can't be as dense as she appears.
....but I'm sure Cain will preemptively deny ever wearing the shirt he was too sexy for in the first place.