09/03/2009 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Born In The U.S.A.: My Ethical Workout Tape Playlist for CNN's Pride And Joy, Lou Dobbs

I'm no Birther, bitches, so I thought that maybe -- just maybe -- I could try my best to talk even a little sense to Mister Lou Dobbs in the only way that I know how: with a goofy but totally grooving playlist here on Huffington Post.

After all, Lou is a CNN "journalist," so he'd really like someone to share a little truth, right? Right?

So here's some musical truth for you, Lou. Here's hoping it helps you better see the border between truth and paranoia.

"Born In The U.S.A." -- Bruce Springsteen
"Tell The Truth" -- Ray Charles
"I Got The News" -- Steely Dan
"Born At The Right Time" -- Paul Simon
"Birth, School, Work, Death" -- The Godfathers
"Lost At Birth" -- Public Enemy
"Gimme Some Truth" -- John Lennon
"Born Under A Bad Sign" -- Albert King
"Blue Hawaii" -- Elvis Presley
"Wasn't Born To Follow" -- The Byrds
"Born To Fly" -- Sara Evans
"Born To Boogie" -- T. Rex
"Birthday" -- The Beatles
"Everyday People" - Sly & The Family Stone
"Policy of Truth" - Depeche Mode
"The Birth Of The Blues" -- Sammy Davis, Jr.
"Born For This" -- Paramore
"Born In Time" -- Bob Dylan
"America" - Neil Diamond
"Fez: Being Born" -- U2
"Born On The Bayou" -- Creedence Clearwater Revival
"Happy Birthday" -- Stevie Wonder

Okay gang, what songs would you suggest that "Blue" Lou use to totally rock his worldview?