I met Mel Gibson once or twice for a moment or two, and to his credit the man never made a single anti-Semitic reference to me, or threatened me with sexual assault, or used any virulently racist language during those ten seconds. Also I really dug "Edge Of Darkness" when I caught it on a flight to London the other day. So in the spirit of brotherhood, here's my angry but forgiving playlist for a cracked actor who apparently has some passions in this life that aren't particularly Christ-like. Please know that I'm praying for you, Mel -- in Yiddish.
CRACKED ACTOR - David Bowie
OOPS! . . . I DID IT AGAIN -- Britney Spears
DON'T CALL ME N****R, WHITEY - Sly & The Family Stone
THE WORD - The Beatles
SOUL SUCKIN' JERK - Beck
RACIST FRIEND - The Special A.K.A.
RAPE ME - Nirvana
ANGRY EYES - Loggins & Messina
MAD WORLD - Tears For Fears
MY STUPID MOUTH - John Mayer
MAD MAX - David Grisman
WAR PIGS - Black Sabbath
BITCH - The Rolling Stones
EXPRESS YOURSELF - N.W.A.
BURNING DOWN THE HOUSE - Talking Heads
FATHER FIGURE - George Michael
MY MOUTH ALMIGHTY - Elvis Costello
STUPIDFACTION - Graham Parker & The Rumor
STILL CRAZY AFTER ALL THESE YEARS - Paul Simon
Any other songs that are CRAZY perfect for Grandmaster Mel and Oksana Grigorieva?