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09/18/2009 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

Dancing Fool: A Moving Playlist For Tom DeLay, Our 'Dancing' Star With Two Right Feet

Watching former Republican Speaker of the House Tom DeLay disgrace himself and the United States Congress over the years, I distinctly remember thinking, "Sure, this dirt bag is ethically challenged, but can he dance?"

Here then are some songs for Tom DeLay to play as he trips over his two right feet now that he's going to be a contestant on Dancing With The Stars. After all, won't it be great to finally see Tom back together with such distinguished colleagues like Kelly Osbourne and Aaron Carter?

"DANCIN' FOOL" -- FRANK ZAPPA
"DANCE LIKE A MONKEY" -- NEW YORK DOLLS
"THE POLITICS OF DANCING" -- RE-FLEX
"HAMMER TO FALL" -- QUEEN
"DANCE WITH THE DEVIL" -- BREAKING BENJAMIN
"SLOW DANCING IN A BURNING ROOM" -- JOHN MAYER
"TWO LEFT FEET" -- RICHARD THOMPSON
"DANCING DAYS" -- LED ZEPPELIN
"MYSTERY DANCE" -- ELVIS COSTELLO
"TINY DANCER" -- ELTON JOHN
"DANCING IN THE DARK" -- BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
"DANCE TONIGHT" -- PAUL MCCARTNEY
"DANCING NANCIES" -- DAVE MATTHEWS
"JUST DANCE" -- LADY GAGA & COLBY O'DONIS
"DANCING QUEEN" -- ABBA
"DANCE WITH MY FATHER" -- LUTHER VANDROSS
"BISHOP DANCED" -- BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN
"I CAN'T DANCE" -- SOUTHSIDE JOHNNY & THE ASBURY JUKES
"PRIVATE DANCER" -- TINA TURNER
"HIPS DON'T LIE" -- SHAKIRA (FEATURING WYCLEF JEAN)
"SAME OLD SONG AND DANCE" - AEROSMITH

So what songs would you add for this Happy Hoofer? Remember, as George Michael taught us, "Guilty feet have no rhythm."

Hammer, don't hurt 'em!