05/09/2010 05:12 am ET | Updated May 25, 2011

Exclusive!: Alternate Working Titles Revealed For Karl Rove's Courage and Consequence

Thanks to my extensive contacts in the publishing and political sabotage industries, I was able to recover the following list of Karl Rove's alternate working titles for his new semi-literary gem, Courage & Consequences:

Mean & Meaner
War & War
Ivory & Ivory
The Morgage Crisis Miracle Diet
Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Right Wing Blunders
Up in Plames
Fair Or Balanced
Dumb & Dumber
Turner & Hooch
Semi-Precious: A Political Memoir Based On The Novel "Push-Polling" by Sapphire.

Any readers out there hear about any other alternate titles for Karl's Foxy new memoir? Please do share.