Exclusive!: Alternate Working Titles Revealed For Karl Rove's Courage and Consequence

Thanks to my extensive contacts in the publishing and political sabotage industries, I was able to recover the following list of Karl Rove's alternate working titles for his new semi-literary gem, Courage & Consequences:

Mean & Meaner
War & War
Ivory & Ivory
The Morgage Crisis Miracle Diet
Foul-Ups, Bleeps & Right Wing Blunders
Up in Plames
Fair Or Balanced
Dumb & Dumber
Turner & Hooch
Semi-Precious: A Political Memoir Based On The Novel "Push-Polling" by Sapphire.

Any readers out there hear about any other alternate titles for Karl's Foxy new memoir? Please do share.

 

 

 

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Comments

[Muriella]

12:49 PM on 03/12/2010

Battlefield Earth: How to create and manipulate a Series of Unfortunate Events with the backing of The Born Again Identity.

The Color Purple...Not. Why we can never let Blue and Red come together in any way, shade or form.

Green Eggs, Ham, and Other Enhanced Interrogation Techniques.

[David Wild]

06:08 PM on 03/12/2010

Well done!

[ltf]

07:48 AM on 03/12/2010

Fear All Evil
BS and Being an_Arse
Fearing Libs for Dummies

Hey David, I fanned you as ltf (formerly learntofly). :) Have a good weekend!

[David Wild]

06:51 PM on 03/12/2010

You learn to have a great weekend -- always love your responses. Thanks.

[John McKee]

06:48 PM on 03/11/2010

Deal of the Century

or 'How I bought four more years with just one free pass to bin Laden'

[John McKee]

06:45 PM on 03/11/2010

Try, try again...

Geppetto's Tale

(I guess the one about dick and bush was a little juvenile)

[John McKee]

06:20 PM on 03/11/2010

In case the unbowdlerized version didn't make it through the machine, how about...

'I, Cnut.'

[John McKee]

06:12 PM on 03/11/2010

'My Cheatin' Art' is wonderful!

My humble contribution - 'Lies and Lie-Ability'

[David Wild]

07:48 PM on 03/11/2010

I like it. There's a song there somewhere.

[michelesda]

01:16 AM on 03/11/2010

Inglourious Basturdblossom

[David Wild]

07:48 PM on 03/11/2010

Well done!

[shamanbart]

12:26 AM on 03/11/2010

Brotherhood of the Lying Chickenhawks

The Art of Torture

CSI: White House

When I Ran the Zoo

Short-selling America: How to Tell Poor People that Rich People Need a Tax Break

Bush's Brain on Drugs

How to Destroy America in 8 easy years

No WMDs, No Problem

Orwell's '1984' for Fun and Career Advancement

Tales from Cheney's Bunker

The Lyin', the Snitch and the War Room


Hey, this is fun. I'm sure there are many more to choose from.

[David Wild]

02:24 AM on 03/11/2010

Short-Selling America -- very nicely done.

[LMPE]

09:37 PM on 03/10/2010

Lord of the Sting

[mellene]

04:37 PM on 03/10/2010

I don't care what title they give it as it's full of lies and his gigantic ego. No one should give him the time of day. He brought more harm to the administration than anyone besides Cheney. I hope his book is a big flop.

[David Wild]

11:36 PM on 03/10/2010

So in other words, you might wait for the paperback, right?

[kathy001]

01:44 PM on 03/10/2010

I'm so sorry I missed this last night - it would have sent me to sleep chuckling. I don't think there's any way I can compete with "The Mortgage Crisis Miracle Diet" but here goes....

Breakfast with WMDs
I Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest
The Once and Future King: A Revisionist's Game Plan

[ratmonkey1]

01:24 PM on 03/10/2010

Thanks to Karl Rove ("Rove admits to an error on Iraq War," ) for again reminding us that the first casualty of war is truth. Change Karl's book title to "How to Lie Without Embarrassment."

[CynAnne]

11:44 AM on 03/10/2010

"Craven and Querulous: My Life as a Conservative in Flight" (posted yesterday: http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2010/03/09/karl-rove-memoir-the-13-m_n_491412.html?show_comment_id=41825931#comment_41825931 ...but I still like it)... ;)

[David Wild]

11:52 AM on 03/10/2010

Nice

[BookKeepersSon]

11:37 AM on 03/10/2010

Profiles in Scourge

[David Wild]

11:52 AM on 03/10/2010

I see what you did there -- thanks

[waynesmyer]

09:58 AM on 03/10/2010

Stump Breaking Baby Bush