THE BLOG
03/18/2010 05:12 am ET Updated May 25, 2011

"I Am A Rock": A Playlist for Senator Joe Lieberman

Hey Joe, I really hate to burst your arrogance bubble -- especially during our shared holiday and all. Still, it just struck me today that the entire future of these United States is not actually all about you and your ego that's apparently become far too big to fit in just one party. But rather than complain about your deluded belief that failing to be elected vice president somehow makes you president or God, I'm really just here to try and help you with some totally boss tunes to remind you how to work and play a little better with others. Even if this list doesn't light your candles, remember it could be worse. Hell, it could be Orrin Hatch singing them to you.

"I AM A ROCK" by Simon & Garfunkel
"HEY JOE" by The Jimi Hendrix Experience
"TWO FACED MAN" by Gary Wright
"PARTY OF ONE" by Trick Pony
"SHE LOVES THE JERK" by John Hiatt, for Joe's second wife Hadassah
"POSITIVELY 4th STREET" by Bob Dylan
"I TRUST YOU TO KILL ME by Rocco DeLuca & The Burden
"I CAN TRANSFORM YA" by Chris Brown featuring Lil Wayne & Swizz Beatz
"White Liar" by Miranda Lambert
"FRIENDS IN LOW PLACES" by Garth Brooks
"FRIENDS TO BURN" by Jimmy Webb
"CREEP" by Radiohead
"PARTY" by Boston
"WE HATE IT WHEN OUR FRIENDS BECOME SUCCESSFUL" - Morrissey
"MISS INDEPENDENT" by Kelly Clarkson
"USE SOMEBODY" by Kings of Leon
"A MATTER OF TRUST" by Billy Joel
"HOW MANY FRIENDS" by The Who
"ALL THE RIGHT FRIENDS" by R.E.M.
"RUN THIS TOWN" by Jay-Z featuring Rihnana & Kanye West